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Re: So Who Has been Zapped by an Electrical Fence? [Re: Gumby]
    #7473471 - 10/01/07 11:03 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

A fish?!!  Awesome!!!

When I worked in the kitchen as a sous chef, I recall that for whatever reason, if you touched both the metal table/work station/fridge, and a similar metal station next to it OR the tall metal dessert fridge at the same time, you'd get zapped!!

I kept forgetting, out of habit of course, cause when you are in a dinner rush, sometimes you need to hold open one door while reaching in the fridge behind to get something...  So i'd always be getting zapped!

Of course, I was not the only one in the kitchen.......  So i'd inch my way sideways while working, and wait for one of the chefs to put their hand or whatever on the metal table top, then i'd touch my table, and grab their arm!  AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Or sometimes I'd lure a waiter into the kitchen, and wait for them to lean against the table, then grab the fridge door and zap them!
One time I got all the chefs to hold hands in a row, with the one on the end touching the table, and then I'd touch the opposite table top, and everyone would be all "AAAHHHYYYEEEEEEE!!!"

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Re: So Who Has been Zapped by an Electrical Fence? [Re: CureCat]
    #7473580 - 10/01/07 11:32 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

I worked on this horse farm growing up for a couple of years. And they had this pen set up for these damn goats that would shock the shit out me at least once a week it seemed. If your shoes are wet from the grass (which it rained a lot there), the shock is enhanced by 10 times it seems! :lol:


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Re: So Who Has been Zapped by an Electrical Fence? [Re: Hotnuts]
    #7552374 - 10/23/07 07:21 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

The farms I caretake I get zapped at least once a week to make sure the fence works!


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Re: So Who Has been Zapped by an Electrical Fence? [Re: Minion]
    #7552547 - 10/23/07 08:00 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Just a couple weeks ago, I was foraging for pawpaws on my inlaws farm. I saw the first pawpaw of the hike and I walked directly towards it, only caring about my footing on the ground. I walk right into the electric wire, have the time to think "get the fuck away" before it sends a shock right into my ribcage. Wow fuck. I'm not going to be that careless again.


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Re: So Who Has been Zapped by an Electrical Fence? [Re: YidakiMan]
    #7552631 - 10/23/07 08:25 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

So did you end up getting zapped, alot of fence pulse, so if you hit it, you might have a chance to back up.......


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Re: So Who Has been Zapped by an Electrical Fence? [Re: Minion]
    #7552755 - 10/23/07 08:59 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

yeah most of them just warn you first. But you don't get a whole shit load of time.


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Re: So Who Has been Zapped by an Electrical Fence? [Re: jet li]
    #7552805 - 10/23/07 09:11 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Well it's electric, it does move fast.


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Re: So Who Has been Zapped by an Electrical Fence? [Re: Minion]
    #7553017 - 10/23/07 09:59 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Me! We were crossing into a sheep pasture. My friend Dave told me they were electric. I said. "Naaah, they aren't electric..." So I sit down for a break (Stone out of my mind and we had nothing to drink. All the money was in the gas tank.) So I decide to reach over and grab the wire. "Hmm, nothing." Then suddenly. "Ahhh! Shit!" I touch it again to make sure... "OW! Fuck! It's electric!"

Needles to say it was a dull shock, but nevertheless shocking. Lol. Crossing the fence was no problem.


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