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Re: Wow. My friend knocked up his fuck-buddy [Re: Veritas]
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pics or it didnt happen


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Re: Wow. My friend knocked up his fuck-buddy [Re: Cham]
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Cham said:
pics or it didnt happen



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Re: Wow. My friend knocked up his fuck-buddy [Re: Cham]
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You'll just have to ask someone who knows me.  Try Icelander, Huehuecoyotl or OrgoneConclusion.  My photo is NOT getting posted on the internet.  :grin:

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Re: Wow. My friend knocked up his fuck-buddy [Re: Veritas]
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you are so a dude


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Cows would live a lot longer if they weren't made out of steaks and leather.

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Re: Wow. My friend knocked up his fuck-buddy [Re: Cham]
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:lol:  That would come as a big shock to my partner of 3 years (Icelander) and to my two sons.  Try again.

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Re: Wow. My friend knocked up his fuck-buddy [Re: Veritas]
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there goes 18 years

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Re: Wow. My friend knocked up his fuck-buddy [Re: Kid_Orgo]
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I actually knew a heroin addict over the internet, whose parents actually told him, that he is only because a child is a status symbol, like expensive car, big house, and jewelry...


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Re: Wow. My friend knocked up his fuck-buddy [Re: Bard]
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idk, pulling out is fuckin tough, especially if you like me and have very limited amount of time in there in the first place


why wont she hit the abort button? its alot easier and less expensive than 9 months of being preggers than diapers and food and then college, which is gonna be like a $100 grand a year by the time the potential abort goes...


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Re: Wow. My friend knocked up his fuck-buddy [Re: RandalFlagg]
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RandalFlagg said:
Man, ugly girls are the shit!  Let me explain why:

Let's say you're at a bar.  To your left is a "9" girl (on the 1-10 physical attractiveness scale).  She's hot as hell.  On your right is a "3" girl.  She's not hideous but she definately doesn't look good.  Now, every guy on earth would rather take the "9" girl home.  But, do most of us guys have a chance with the "9" girl?  Nope.  Even if we did have a chance we would have to totally be on our game (perfect sense of humor, charisma, personality, etc...) and then maybe after weeks and weeks of effort we might get laid.  However, the "3" girl is well within our grasp and will require much less effort.  All you have to do is talk to her for 20 minutes and you'll probably at least get a blowjob.

Now, some guys do like a challenge and will go for the "9" girl.  But, most of us guys are lazy and will settle for the "3" girl.  Hence, "9" girls don't get hit on that much and "3" girls who throw their ass out there get hit on and laid all of the time.  Because of this, "3" girls start to think they're the shit and they prance around like they're all hot (which they aren't).  It's a weird phenomenon.

I go for "2" girls myself.  :smirk:



This is so, so wrong and why you aren't getting laid, much less by attractive women.

Anyone with half a sense of women can use the 3 to get the 9 in bed - that night


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Re: Wow. My friend knocked up his fuck-buddy [Re: RandalFlagg]
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My friend knocked up his fuck-buddy



I was under the impression fuckbuddy was a gay lifestyle word.
Just like you don't address a woman with "dude" the word "fuckbuddy" doesnt strike me as feminine.

Their old life is probably over. Hopefully they can make their new life into something better.


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Re: Wow. My friend knocked up his fuck-buddy [Re: Asante]
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why wont she hit the abort button?



:thumbdown:
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Their old life is probably over. Hopefully they can make their new life into something better



:thumbup:
:nothingtoadd:


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