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Re: Wow. My friend knocked up his fuck-buddy [Re: Kid_Orgo]
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Kid_Orgo said:
"Actually son, I never did, really. I just blew a load in her a couple of times and she was too dumb to use the pill,  and I was too dumb to wrap it. And then we had you. "


That's pretty much it too.  At least when I'm not wearing a condom I pull out for God's sake.  :nonono:

Well, he did it to himself.  :shrug:

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Re: Wow. My friend knocked up his fuck-buddy [Re: RandalFlagg]
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:rofl:

Wow indeed, what a dumbass move.


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Re: Wow. My friend knocked up his fuck-buddy [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
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you we're the person i thought about when randal made this thread lol.. you should heed this warning.


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Re: Wow. My friend knocked up his fuck-buddy [Re: Banez]
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Is Matt having unprotected sex with slutty chicks?

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Re: Wow. My friend knocked up his fuck-buddy [Re: RandalFlagg]
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RandalFlagg said:
Kid_Orgo said:
"Actually son, I never did, really. I just blew a load in her a couple of times and she was too dumb to use the pill,  and I was too dumb to wrap it. And then we had you. "


That's pretty much it too.  At least when I'm not wearing a condom I pull out for God's sake.  :nonono:

Well, he did it to himself.  :shrug:


man, youre going to give them shit for having a kid, when you could have very well had one yourself.

you can still have a kid while pulling out.........

and not wearing a condom is just plain dumb imo, unless you have been togeather for 6+ months, exclusively, then get tested


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"in times of widespread chaos and confusion, it has been the duty of more advanced human beings - artists, scientists, clowns, and philosophers - to create order. In such times as ours however, when there is too much order, too much m management, too much programming and control, it becomes the duty of superior men and women and women to fling their favorite monkey wrenches into the machinery. To relieve the repression of the human spirit, they must sow doubt and disruption"

"People do it every day, they talk to themselves ... they see themselves as they'd like to be, they don't have the courage you have, to just run with it."

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Re: Wow. My friend knocked up his fuck-buddy [Re: RandalFlagg]
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Guys, see what happens. When you don't thank with your big head.

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Re: Wow. My friend knocked up his fuck-buddy [Re: RandalFlagg]
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RandalFlagg said:
Is Matt having unprotected sex with slutty chicks?


i hope he's wrapping that shit up.

but i know he's been tappin his fuck buddy lately.


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Re: Wow. My friend knocked up his fuck-buddy [Re: ZippoZ]
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Capatalistc nomad said:
you can still have a kid while pulling out.........


The pull-out method works really well in my opinion. I've only ever knocked up a chick once and that's because the girl wasn't taking her pills like she should have been. Then she had a miscarriage and she called me crying about how she was losing my baby. I was on the other end of the line thanking God and going "Phew!!".

Capatalistc nomad said:
and not wearing a condom is just plain dumb imo, unless you have been togeather for 6+ months, exclusively, then get tested


True. I am clean (I just got tested for everything not too long ago). Thank freaking God.

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Re: Wow. My friend knocked up his fuck-buddy [Re: RandalFlagg]
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So, if she had not miscarried, you would probably be in the same position as your friend, right?  :tongue:

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Re: Wow. My friend knocked up his fuck-buddy [Re: Veritas]
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Nice Sig. :smile:

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Re: Wow. My friend knocked up his fuck-buddy [Re: Veritas]
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Veritas said:
So, if she had not miscarried, you would probably be in the same position as your friend, right?  :tongue:


Put a sock in it.  :smirk:

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Re: Wow. My friend knocked up his fuck-buddy [Re: RandalFlagg]
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Oops, did you fall off your high horse?  :smirk:

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Re: Wow. My friend knocked up his fuck-buddy [Re: RandalFlagg]
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RandalFlagg said:
Capatalistc nomad said:
you can still have a kid while pulling out.........


The pull-out method works really well in my opinion. I've only ever knocked up a chick once and that's because the girl wasn't taking her pills like she should have been. Then she had a miscarriage and she called me crying about how she was losing my baby. I was on the other end of the line thanking God and going "Phew!!".

Capatalistc nomad said:
and not wearing a condom is just plain dumb imo, unless you have been togeather for 6+ months, exclusively, then get tested


True. I am clean (I just got tested for everything not too long ago). Thank freaking God.


lol you are pretty naive. not only is the pull out method a shit contraceptive plan, several common stds are not detectable in the male species without an outbreak.

1 out of 3 people has hpv, and it is HIGHLY likely that you'll contract it through oral sex or intercourse on first contact. get to know the facts buddy.


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Re: Wow. My friend knocked up his fuck-buddy [Re: UlcerPentacidis]
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I do use condoms by the way (I don't like them though) if I don't know the girl well.

And, it's a good thing for me that I only have sex with hideous girls that other guys won't touch.

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Re: Wow. My friend knocked up his fuck-buddy [Re: RandalFlagg]
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Ugly girls get pregnant, too.  :shrug:  The withdrawal method is definitely not a great birth-control choice, nor does it offer any protection from STD's.  Be smart & wear a condom.  Even girls you know could have an STD.

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Re: Wow. My friend knocked up his fuck-buddy [Re: RandalFlagg]
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Ugly chicks are very under rated


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Re: Wow. My friend knocked up his fuck-buddy [Re: Gastronomicus]
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Man, ugly girls are the shit!  Let me explain why:

Let's say you're at a bar.  To your left is a "9" girl (on the 1-10 physical attractiveness scale).  She's hot as hell.  On your right is a "3" girl.  She's not hideous but she definately doesn't look good.  Now, every guy on earth would rather take the "9" girl home.  But, do most of us guys have a chance with the "9" girl?  Nope.  Even if we did have a chance we would have to totally be on our game (perfect sense of humor, charisma, personality, etc...) and then maybe after weeks and weeks of effort we might get laid.  However, the "3" girl is well within our grasp and will require much less effort.  All you have to do is talk to her for 20 minutes and you'll probably at least get a blowjob.

Now, some guys do like a challenge and will go for the "9" girl.  But, most of us guys are lazy and will settle for the "3" girl.  Hence, "9" girls don't get hit on that much and "3" girls who throw their ass out there get hit on and laid all of the time.  Because of this, "3" girls start to think they're the shit and they prance around like they're all hot (which they aren't).  It's a weird phenomenon.

I go for "2" girls myself.  :smirk:

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Re: Wow. My friend knocked up his fuck-buddy [Re: RandalFlagg]
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9's are for dating, 3's are for fuckin

If I'm gonna fuck her more than once shes gotta be good lookin. If I never have to see her again, chances are I was too drunk to remember her face anyway :laugh:


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Re: Wow. My friend knocked up his fuck-buddy [Re: Veritas]
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Veritas said:
The withdrawal method is definitely not a great birth-control choice


Ok...I concur.

Veritas said:
nor does it offer any protection from STD's.  Be smart & wear a condom.  Even girls you know could have an STD.


I'm pretty good about doing it now and especially so with a girl I don't know.  But, back in the day if I had known the girl for a while I never wore a condom.  :shrug:

But, I get tested every six months and I hardly ever get laid anymore because I'm such a computer-addicted hermit.

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Re: Wow. My friend knocked up his fuck-buddy [Re: RandalFlagg]
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Abstinence is a great birth-control method, and you're unlikely to get STD's unless you share sex toys.  :lol:

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