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Re: Wow. My friend knocked up his fuck-buddy [Re: Veritas]
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yeah but how much fun is that :/


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Re: Wow. My friend knocked up his fuck-buddy [Re: Veritas]
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Only my hand has been having pregnancy scares lately.  God, that's so depressing.  :sad:

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Re: Wow. My friend knocked up his fuck-buddy [Re: RandalFlagg]
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At least you're having sex with someone you love.  :wink:

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Re: Wow. My friend knocked up his fuck-buddy [Re: Veritas]
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Learning to love ones self is the beggining of a great life long relationship


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Re: Wow. My friend knocked up his fuck-buddy [Re: Gastronomicus]
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Yeah, especially when you're dead sexy, baby.  :grin:

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Re: Wow. My friend knocked up his fuck-buddy [Re: Gastronomicus]
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Wow, this is really fucking embarrassing. I shouldn't be talking about my (non-existent) sex life on here.

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Re: Wow. My friend knocked up his fuck-buddy [Re: RandalFlagg]
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But your rhinoplasty isn't?  :eek:

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Re: Wow. My friend knocked up his fuck-buddy [Re: Veritas]
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Veritas said:
But your rhinoplasty isn't?  :eek:


:lolz0rz:


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Re: Wow. My friend knocked up his fuck-buddy [Re: Veritas]
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I'm not embarrassed about the nose job at all.  In fact, I should be parlaying my improved looks into some girl-action but I've been lazy and too busy browsing the Shroomery for the most part.  :smirk:

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Re: Wow. My friend knocked up his fuck-buddy [Re: RandalFlagg]
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I would have a hard time taking a man seriously if he told me he had plastic surgery.  A woman, too, actually.  :shrug:

But maybe you're looking for the kind of girls who wouldn't care.

So why is your sex life (or lack thereof) embarrassing, and the details of your elective surgery not embarrassing?

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Re: Wow. My friend knocked up his fuck-buddy [Re: RandalFlagg]
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Don't worry about it though, I haven't gotten laid in a long time either


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Re: Wow. My friend knocked up his fuck-buddy [Re: Veritas]
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Veritas said:
I would have a hard time taking a man seriously if he told me he had plastic surgery.


I don't like being taken seriously anyway.  :smirk:

My surgery actually did have a medical reason (I had a deviated septum).  The surgeon did the cosmetic stuff while he was in there working on the septum.

Veritas said:
But maybe you're looking for the kind of girls who wouldn't care.



*sigh*  I've given up trying to find "The One".  Every girl I am involved with ends up being a whore, psycho, fickle, selfish, manipulative, or any other of a myriad of bad traits.  So, I'll just settle for casual sex or friends with benefits as of now.

Veritas said:
So why is your sex life (or lack thereof) embarrassing, and the details of your elective surgery not embarrassing?


Dammit!  This thread was supposed to be about how my buddy ruined his life.  It wasn't supposed to be about me.  Grrr!!!

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Re: Wow. My friend knocked up his fuck-buddy [Re: Gastronomicus]
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i love my girlfriend.
seven times in one day.


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Re: Wow. My friend knocked up his fuck-buddy [Re: Gastronomicus]
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Gastronomicus said:
Don't worry about it though, I haven't gotten laid in a long time either


It's been like...Jesus...months and months for me.

Edited by RandalFlagg (08/09/07 07:26 PM)

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Re: Wow. My friend knocked up his fuck-buddy [Re: RandalFlagg]
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Yeah, last time I had sex was march, a few days before I broke up with my girlfriend


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Re: Wow. My friend knocked up his fuck-buddy [Re: RandalFlagg]
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Trying to find "the One" is pretty fruitless, IMO.  Working on being happy alone is much more productive and fulfilling in the long run.  I highly recommend it. :thumbup:  Then when someone great comes along, they're just frosting on an already delicious life. :grin:

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Re: Wow. My friend knocked up his fuck-buddy [Re: Veritas]
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So, um...when are you going to break up with Icelander.  :kiss:

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Re: Wow. My friend knocked up his fuck-buddy [Re: RandalFlagg]
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Sorry, cutie, I don't date younger men anymore.  I learned my lesson during my 20's.  :lol:

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Re: Wow. My friend knocked up his fuck-buddy [Re: Veritas]
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But....my hand is in incredible shape and I can do amazing things with it (usually only to myself though).

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Re: Wow. My friend knocked up his fuck-buddy [Re: RandalFlagg]
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Well, at least you've got that going for you.  :wink:

Besides, I'm a solid 8, so you'd never go for me.  :lol:

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