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girl question..
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the scenario:

the girl is a virgin, she doesn't want relationships, and she had wanted to have sex with you at a time period in the past...

how do you pop the question, because shes a virgin, its not like you can just DO IT...


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Re: girl question.. [Re: razmablues]
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I'd say.. Hey wassup? wanna shag?


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Re: girl question.. [Re: razmablues]
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Actually, just "doing it" is the way to go. Take control and tell her what's up and rip her clothes off. She's probably an eager young virgin who wants to be defiled.


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Re: girl question.. [Re: Jadian]
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Jadian said:
You know what you need, man? To be on the Sex Offender registry.



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Re: girl question.. [Re: razmablues]
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Are you SURE she is a virgin? :grin:


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Re: girl question.. [Re: Kid_Orgo]
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Shhhhhh


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Re: girl question.. [Re: Colonel Kurtz Ph.D]
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I hear that virgins love a2m.  :ass2mouth:


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Re: girl question.. [Re: Colonel Kurtz Ph.D]
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Colonel Kurtz Ph.D said:
Are you SURE she is a virgin? :grin:


positive... sadly


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Re: girl question.. [Re: HeadTripVertigo]
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Of course they do as long as you assure them every girl does it her first time.


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Re: girl question.. [Re: razmablues]
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razmablues said:
sadly


You should probably just kill yourself instead

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Re: girl question.. [Re: TheCow]
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TheCow said:
razmablues said:
sadly


You should probably just kill yourself instead


how do you like virgins???

all the emotions that comes with the first time, the newness to it, and the after cling. its not liek shes some random girl i'm never going to see again, we've known each other for a while.


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Re: girl question.. [Re: razmablues]
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Maybe I'm way off base here, but you could always talk to her about it. No point in doing it the wrong way and having hang ups about it later or something dumb. If she gets too squirrelly and won't even talk about it, ditch the bitch cuz she's gonna turn psycho on you.


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Re: girl question.. [Re: razmablues]
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razmablues said:
TheCow said:
razmablues said:
sadly


You should probably just kill yourself instead


how do you like virgins???



Its an ego/male thing

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Re: girl question.. [Re: razmablues]
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Id say depends on the situation, if youre chilling at your place,(or hers) ALONE, and conversations going well (shes looking you in the eyes, laughing at what you say) then reach over, and kiss her. Let things escalate right there. If I were you, I would look up some ways to turn a girl on, (pull hair slightly, kiss neck, etc etc and all the basic stuff) Then, Tada! You mount your pony and ride it! lol, if shes turned on, she will probably have sex with you. I wouldnt reccomend asking: "hey babe, do you wanna fuck?".


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Re: girl question.. [Re: TuneInTurnOn]
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you should tell her using archaic 70's porn phrases like "Bump Uglies" and "I would love to hunch you".

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Re: girl question.. [Re: razmablues]
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razmablues said:
Colonel Kurtz Ph.D said:
Are you SURE she is a virgin? :grin:


positive... sadly


ok.. now i must ask.. how old is this girl?


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Re: girl question.. [Re: SneezingPenis]
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just starting with kisses and leave it for a night. that way she'll think you really like her just like that and are not in for just a good fuck.
the second night, go for it.


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Re: girl question.. [Re: unbeliever]
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"the question" hey uh, remember when you wanted to have sex? are you still thinking about that? when, why, with who... etc. Is it because you dont want to be a virgin anymore, or because you are curious, or friends are saying how great it is, or you have the hots for me, and just feel you trust me, and by the way I am very honored and flattered that you would ever trust me with such a priveledged and intense experience.

This type of communication could lesson any negative repurcussion after her blood has let and her emotions begin to curdle into something new and strange.

I imagine taking the time to pleasure her orally to make it more memorable and worthwhile, since she may not find pleasure in the actual intercourse, especially if its painful for her.

but then again thats just my virgin fantasy. your experience will be unique


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Re: girl question.. [Re: sir_eel_green]
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virgins are great but the sex the first time isn't
its all like ' oh that hurts, stop please '
or halfway when you think you're having a nice slow shag [ since she can't fuck like a pornstar yet ] they pull you out and curl into a ball cause ' it hurts '
fuck its a great feeling to know you're the first though
and a horrible feeling when you see the girl you deflowered fucking other guys now that she's discovered the joys of sex
expect a change in her character after a few fucks
and from what strangly occured to me twice the girls boobs got bigger, and her body more 'sex-figure' like
and its not just a subjective look, ive even asked friends and they agreed
anyone ever notice that


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