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Re: It burns when I pee [Re: RandalFlagg]
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wiki on gonorea is enlightening

ps. this pic is disgusting

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/ad/SOA-gonorroe-male.jpg

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Re: It burns when I pee [Re: Boom]
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Why do I always click what I know I'll regret it?


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Welcome evermore to gods and men is the self-helping man.  For him all doors are flung wide: him all tongues greet, all honors crown, all eyes follow with desire.  Our love goes out to him and embraces him, because he did not need it.

~ R.W. Emerson, "Self-Reliance"

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Re: It burns when I pee [Re: WhiskeyClone]
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because you'll regret not knowing if you don't click it.

:earth: :yinyang: :shineon:


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Re: It burns when I pee [Re: WhiskeyClone]
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He has lots of pubes, smegma, AND an unsightly discharge from an STD


I wonder if he is aware his gross pennor is on that site :lol:

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Re: It burns when I pee [Re: WhiskeyClone]
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WhiskeyClone said:
Why do I always click what I know I'll regret it?



i'm right there with ya man. that was tough. i definitely regret it.


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Boo, you whore.

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Re: It burns when I pee [Re: AlteredAgain]
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AlteredAgain said:
because you'll regret not knowing if you don't click it.




Yes but which is worse? :confused:


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Welcome evermore to gods and men is the self-helping man.  For him all doors are flung wide: him all tongues greet, all honors crown, all eyes follow with desire.  Our love goes out to him and embraces him, because he did not need it.

~ R.W. Emerson, "Self-Reliance"

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Re: It burns when I pee [Re: a2ndopinion]
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uncircumscised it looked like or somethin


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Re: It burns when I pee [Re: apfrommsp]
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dont want to leave out the opposite sex!

dont even click, this is one angry vagina

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/ad/SOA-gonorroe-female.jpg

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Re: It burns when I pee [Re: Boom]
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your girlfriend cheated on you and give you an STD.

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Re: It burns when I pee [Re: Boom]
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Booooom said:
dont want to leave out the opposite sex!

dont even click, this is one angry vagina

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/ad/SOA-gonorroe-female.jpg



i did not heed your advice.

my curiosity got the best of me and i clicked on it.

and then i promptly shrieked, "OH MY GOD WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY!!!!!!!!!!"


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Boo, you whore.

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Re: It burns when I pee [Re: Boom]
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:puke:

Jesus wtf is wrong with me?!


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Welcome evermore to gods and men is the self-helping man.  For him all doors are flung wide: him all tongues greet, all honors crown, all eyes follow with desire.  Our love goes out to him and embraces him, because he did not need it.

~ R.W. Emerson, "Self-Reliance"

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Re: It burns when I pee [Re: Vvellum]
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Vvellum said:
your girlfriend cheated on you and give you an STD.



Probably


THAT WHORE!!!!


I dont have a "girlfriend"

I have a..for lack of a better word.. "fuckbuddy"

IT works out... i guess

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Re: It burns when I pee [Re: Boom]
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your fuckbuddy sat on a diseased cock like the slut that she is and now you have an STD. better?

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Re: It burns when I pee [Re: Vvellum]
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Yes, thank you for your analysis

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Re: It burns when I pee [Re: Vvellum]
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Vvellum said:
your fuckbuddy sat on a diseased cock like the slut that she is and now you have an STD. better?



hahahahahahahahaha! :thumbup:


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Boo, you whore.

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Re: It burns when I pee [Re: Boom]
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were you stoned?


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Re: It burns when I pee [Re: Meat_hod]
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umm am I the only one who thinks 'something is wrong with my junk' then less the one second thinks 'I'm seeing the doctor, like now'.I mean come on man something is wrong with your junk, get your dick check out.


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Re: It burns when I pee [Re: K1wI]
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based on how long since you had unprotected sex, and the symptoms present, i would say check for a (or more) red sensitive bump(s) or even a cancre(s) somewhere around the urethra in the next few days.

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Re: It burns when I pee [Re: K1wI]
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If I thought there was something wrong with my dick I would go to the doctor so fast it would be almost instantaneous.  :crazy2:


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The story goes, or the way that I was told
There was a king that always felt too high and then he fell too low
And so he called all the wise men to the hall
And begged them for a gift to end the rises and the falls
But here’s the thing, they came back with a ring
It was simple and was plainly unbefitting of a king
Engraved in black, it had no front or back
But there were words around the band that said
Just know: This Too Shall Pass


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Re: It burns when I pee [Re: NobodyCares]
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Bladder infections suck. My friend Razi was out for like, 2 weeks from one. Man I hear it's like pissing razors.

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