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OfflineDrunkenAttempt
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my penis has been burning like a motherfucker the last 2 daze
    #5907272 - 07/27/06 10:55 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

don't know why, i havn't had sex i like 3 weeks(no i don't whack it every day) was it something i ate or drank? anyone got a clue? :heart:


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Re: my penis has been burning like a motherfucker the last 2 daze [Re: DrunkenAttempt]
    #5907277 - 07/27/06 10:55 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Any discharge?

Could be a blatter infection


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For the record, I would show you my butthole but you would fall down and worship it as a God and you would give up everything to roam the land converting the heathens by fire and sword. Millions would die. No, no the cost is too great. I cannot.



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Re: my penis has been burning like a motherfucker the last 2 daze [Re: DrunkenAttempt]
    #5907281 - 07/27/06 10:56 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Don't beat off with caustic solutions. :grin: :thumbup:


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Re: my penis has been burning like a motherfucker the last 2 daze [Re: eris]
    #5907299 - 07/27/06 11:01 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Putting your penis in butts will get you a blatter infections.

So if youre an ass fucker use some condoms


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For the record, I would show you my butthole but you would fall down and worship it as a God and you would give up everything to roam the land converting the heathens by fire and sword. Millions would die. No, no the cost is too great. I cannot.



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Re: my penis has been burning like a motherfucker the last 2 daze [Re: DrunkenAttempt]
    #5907354 - 07/27/06 11:17 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

DrunkenAttempt said:
don't know why, i havn't had sex i like 3 weeks(no i don't whack it every day) was it something i ate or drank? anyone got a clue? :heart:




std ??  :shocked:  :smirk:


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Re: my penis has been burning like a motherfucker the last 2 daze [Re: DrunkenAttempt]
    #5907459 - 07/27/06 11:51 PM (17 years, 6 months ago)

can't say i know what's wrong with you

i can say it's funny, though


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Re: my penis has been burning like a motherfucker the last 2 daze [Re: Pat Bateman, VP]
    #5907487 - 07/28/06 12:00 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

lolz


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Re: my penis has been burning like a motherfucker the last 2 daze [Re: Terrapin77]
    #5907563 - 07/28/06 12:28 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

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Terrapin77 said:
Quote:

DrunkenAttempt said:
don't know why, i havn't had sex i like 3 weeks(no i don't whack it every day) was it something i ate or drank? anyone got a clue? :heart:




std ??  :shocked:  :smirk:



k any real opinions? this seems like a "real" problem


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Re: my penis has been burning like a motherfucker the last 2 daze [Re: TrippinTeddy]
    #5907568 - 07/28/06 12:30 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

if u boys justr wanna make fun, i had a penis fungus two tears ago....no it wasn't psychoactive :thumbdown:


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Re: my penis has been burning like a motherfucker the last 2 daze [Re: DrunkenAttempt]
    #5907569 - 07/28/06 12:30 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

seriously are you having a discharge when you pee?

Or does it just burn?

Could be a std or a batter infection

If you have penicillin around the house.. take it


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For the record, I would show you my butthole but you would fall down and worship it as a God and you would give up everything to roam the land converting the heathens by fire and sword. Millions would die. No, no the cost is too great. I cannot.



Edited by TrippinTeddy (07/28/06 12:31 AM)


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Re: my penis has been burning like a motherfucker the last 2 daze [Re: DrunkenAttempt]
    #5907570 - 07/28/06 12:31 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

next time wrap that shit up go to the free clinic and get tested there


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Re: my penis has been burning like a motherfucker the last 2 daze [Re: TrippinTeddy]
    #5907577 - 07/28/06 12:33 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

i hope it's not an STD...if it is half of are infected. :smile:


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Re: my penis has been burning like a motherfucker the last 2 daze [Re: DrunkenAttempt]
    #5907580 - 07/28/06 12:34 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

you have any of these other problems?
* Fever
* Chills
* Low back pain
* Abdominal pain (above the pubic bone)
* Perineal pain (pelvic floor)
* Pain and burning with urination (dysuria)
* Urinary retention (inability to completely empty bladder)
* Pain with ejaculation
* Pain with bowel movement


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Re: my penis has been burning like a motherfucker the last 2 daze [Re: rod]
    #5907583 - 07/28/06 12:35 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

mmmm Chills


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Re: my penis has been burning like a motherfucker the last 2 daze [Re: DrunkenAttempt]
    #5907615 - 07/28/06 12:43 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

I just google your question

http://www.nlm.nih.gov/medlineplus/ency/article/000519.htm

but if you have other things happening, maybe time to see the doc


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Re: my penis has been burning like a motherfucker the last 2 daze [Re: DrunkenAttempt]
    #5907619 - 07/28/06 12:45 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

DrunkenAttempt said:
if u boys justr wanna make fun, i had a penis fungus two tears ago....no it wasn't psychoactive :thumbdown:





Not trying to make fun.  What are some of teh symptoms ... saying my penis burns is very broad.  I mean you could have skin breakdown or any number of things, none of which are very fun.


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Re: my penis has been burning like a motherfucker the last 2 daze [Re: Terrapin77]
    #5907628 - 07/28/06 12:48 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

sounds interesting, wonder if a penis fungis could ever become active? fucks knows in this crazy world.


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Re: my penis has been burning like a motherfucker the last 2 daze [Re: DrunkenAttempt]
    #5907643 - 07/28/06 12:52 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

DrunkenAttempt said:
sounds interesting, wonder if a penis fungis could ever become active? fucks knows in this crazy world.




If you have a fungus on your penis you may wanna get that looked at. That sounds very very bad as well as easily spread. Thats all we need is a mass genital fungal outbreak in the US.


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If you wake up with a mushroom growing from you pecker ... don't eat it.


Edited by Terrapin77 (07/28/06 12:53 AM)


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Re: my penis has been burning like a motherfucker the last 2 daze [Re: Terrapin77]
    #5907647 - 07/28/06 12:54 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

i don't live in the USA, we all know that strains is more dumb-potent....go in OTD so i can tell you to fuck off.


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Re: my penis has been burning like a motherfucker the last 2 daze [Re: DrunkenAttempt]
    #5907660 - 07/28/06 12:58 AM (17 years, 6 months ago)

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DrunkenAttempt said:
we all know that strains is more dumb-potent




:what:


At any rate I am in OTD ...


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