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 Can men get a yeast infection? 
#3671895 - 01/24/05 10:55 AM (18 years, 2 months ago) |
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Well? My girl has one and we got together and this morning i saw something at the end of my thingy. it was white... UGH
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Phishgrrl
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yuk! Keep it dry and clean, wear boxers and loose pants, and don't eat any sugar or yeast. Try buying some natural biotic salve and keeping that on the infection. I've never heard of men getting a yeast infection on their penis but I suppose it is possible! Good luck, my brother!
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Re: Can men get a yeast infection? [Re: Phishgrrl]
#3671920 - 01/24/05 11:02 AM (18 years, 2 months ago) |
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The only way to get rid of it is to cut off that portion of your penis that has the white stuff on it.
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Phishgrrl
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Re: Can men get a yeast infection? [Re: Supernova]
#3671926 - 01/24/05 11:03 AM (18 years, 2 months ago) |
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 Yes, I think he's got a contamn.
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Re: Can men get a yeast infection? [Re: Phishgrrl]
#3671946 - 01/24/05 11:08 AM (18 years, 2 months ago) |
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I knew a guy who got a yeast infection in his nose and mouth after having oral sex with a girl with an infection. Never heard of anyone with an infection on his penis. Ewwwweeee.
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CerebralFlower
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Re: Can men get a yeast infection? [Re: Supernova]
#3671960 - 01/24/05 11:12 AM (18 years, 2 months ago) |
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hahaha, god why did i expect a serious answer on this shit?
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Supernova
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CF. Sorry dude. I couldn't resist. You just need to keep your shit dry man. Phishgrrl gave good advice. I've heard of babies getting yeast infections if they have wet diapers all the time, so if you sweat a lot I guess you could get it on your pecker's surface.
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ummikko
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Well? My girl has one and we got together and this morning i saw something at the end of my thingy. it was white... UGH
This happened to "A friend of a friend of mine" too. He said his penis itched terribly for two weeks of so, but he got rid of it by washing his intimates several times a day and by applying ioidine to it. He also says you will recognize it by the smell.
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yes - most men actually HAVE a yeast infection and spread it to their parteners w/o ever realizing it. It doesn't usually have any noticable effects in men - but it definately does in females.
I suggest you BOTH go to a doctor ASAP and get prescribed a medicine for it. There is a pill - take 2 and it usually is cured in 24 hours!
If you want to go the natural route - make sure you both take LOTS of acidophilus. And eat LOTS of yogurt (make sure it says "Live and Active Cultures" on the label).
A yeast infection is really when you do not have enough healthy bacteria in your system. As a female - I have contracted a yeast infection but I SWEAR by the yogurt and acidophilus pills (get those at ANY health store - chewable or swallow - make sure to keep it refridgerated at all times).
Good luck - and until you're BOTH completely cured from this (I'd give it a week after symptoms calm down) make sure to use a condom - apparently my friend and her bf have been bouncing their yeast infections back and forth haha... gross I know but they aren't patient!!!
good luck!!
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You can get a yeast infection anywhere.
Ever see someone with dried up, cracking, disgusting yellow fingernails? That's a form of a yeast infection.
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Re: Can men get a yeast infection? [Re: Adden]
#3672504 - 01/24/05 01:19 PM (18 years, 2 months ago) |
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give it air.
sleep naked at night with your legs open as much as possible.LOL
Most times it will be in the cracks of your legs. If you are a sweaty nutsack type, powder the boys with some baby powder to keep em dry. Its a fungus, if you grow mushrooms then you should know how to kill it. Mostly keep it dry as possible, wear something that breathes...
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Jim
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yeast infection = warm + wet + dark
eliminate these conditions. go streaking in the freezing cold.
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Doobie Brother
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In 30+ yrs as a med lab tech I have never seen a urethra swab come back with candida albicans (thrush.....yeast) positive. However, oral thrush is very common. Not saying it is impossible to have Willy turn white...just unlikely.
Stay safe, wear a raincoat.
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you wouldn’t still be a lab tech after 30 years if you weren’t screwing up the swab tests
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 Re: Can men get a yeast infection? [Re: koods]
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1) Cover your stump before you hump
2) Before you attack her, wrap your whacker
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161) Contain that viper before you pipe her
162) Wrap your whopper, then go bop her
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If you’re wearing a condom how can you squirt the yeast back inside where it came from? Pick up a science book sometime, dude!
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Re: Can men get a yeast infection? [Re: koods]
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koods
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Quote:
CerebralFlower said:
Well? My girl has one and we got together and this morning i saw something at the end of my thingy. it was white... UGH
That’s cum 🤦♂️
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NotSheekle said
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