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my penis has been burning like a motherfucker the last 2 daze
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don't know why, i havn't had sex i like 3 weeks(no i don't whack it every day) was it something i ate or drank? anyone got a clue? :heart:


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Re: my penis has been burning like a motherfucker the last 2 daze [Re: DrunkenAttempt]
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Any discharge?

Could be a blatter infection


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ToiletDuk said:
For the record, I would show you my butthole but you would fall down and worship it as a God and you would give up everything to roam the land converting the heathens by fire and sword. Millions would die. No, no the cost is too great. I cannot.


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Re: my penis has been burning like a motherfucker the last 2 daze [Re: DrunkenAttempt]
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Don't beat off with caustic solutions. :grin: :thumbup:


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Re: my penis has been burning like a motherfucker the last 2 daze [Re: eris]
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Putting your penis in butts will get you a blatter infections.

So if youre an ass fucker use some condoms


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ToiletDuk said:
For the record, I would show you my butthole but you would fall down and worship it as a God and you would give up everything to roam the land converting the heathens by fire and sword. Millions would die. No, no the cost is too great. I cannot.


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Re: my penis has been burning like a motherfucker the last 2 daze [Re: DrunkenAttempt]
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DrunkenAttempt said:
don't know why, i havn't had sex i like 3 weeks(no i don't whack it every day) was it something i ate or drank? anyone got a clue? :heart:


std ??  :shocked:  :smirk:


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Re: my penis has been burning like a motherfucker the last 2 daze [Re: DrunkenAttempt]
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can't say i know what's wrong with you

i can say it's funny, though


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No, says the man in the Vatican; it belongs to God.
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Re: my penis has been burning like a motherfucker the last 2 daze [Re: Pat Bateman, VP]
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lolz

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Re: my penis has been burning like a motherfucker the last 2 daze [Re: Terrapin77]
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Terrapin77 said:
DrunkenAttempt said:
don't know why, i havn't had sex i like 3 weeks(no i don't whack it every day) was it something i ate or drank? anyone got a clue? :heart:


std ??  :shocked:  :smirk:


k any real opinions? this seems like a "real" problem


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Re: my penis has been burning like a motherfucker the last 2 daze [Re: TrippinTeddy]
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if u boys justr wanna make fun, i had a penis fungus two tears ago....no it wasn't psychoactive :thumbdown:


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Re: my penis has been burning like a motherfucker the last 2 daze [Re: DrunkenAttempt]
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seriously are you having a discharge when you pee?

Or does it just burn?

Could be a std or a batter infection

If you have penicillin around the house.. take it


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ToiletDuk said:
For the record, I would show you my butthole but you would fall down and worship it as a God and you would give up everything to roam the land converting the heathens by fire and sword. Millions would die. No, no the cost is too great. I cannot.


Edited by TrippinTeddy (07/28/06 12:31 AM)

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Re: my penis has been burning like a motherfucker the last 2 daze [Re: DrunkenAttempt]
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next time wrap that shit up go to the free clinic and get tested there


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Re: my penis has been burning like a motherfucker the last 2 daze [Re: TrippinTeddy]
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i hope it's not an STD...if it is half of are infected. :smile:


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Re: my penis has been burning like a motherfucker the last 2 daze [Re: DrunkenAttempt]
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you have any of these other problems?
* Fever
* Chills
* Low back pain
* Abdominal pain (above the pubic bone)
* Perineal pain (pelvic floor)
* Pain and burning with urination (dysuria)
* Urinary retention (inability to completely empty bladder)
* Pain with ejaculation
* Pain with bowel movement

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Re: my penis has been burning like a motherfucker the last 2 daze [Re: rod]
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mmmm Chills


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Re: my penis has been burning like a motherfucker the last 2 daze [Re: DrunkenAttempt]
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I just google your question

http://www.nlm.nih.gov/medlineplus/ency/article/000519.htm

but if you have other things happening, maybe time to see the doc

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Re: my penis has been burning like a motherfucker the last 2 daze [Re: DrunkenAttempt]
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DrunkenAttempt said:
if u boys justr wanna make fun, i had a penis fungus two tears ago....no it wasn't psychoactive :thumbdown:



Not trying to make fun.  What are some of teh symptoms ... saying my penis burns is very broad.  I mean you could have skin breakdown or any number of things, none of which are very fun.


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Re: my penis has been burning like a motherfucker the last 2 daze [Re: Terrapin77]
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sounds interesting, wonder if a penis fungis could ever become active? fucks knows in this crazy world.


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Re: my penis has been burning like a motherfucker the last 2 daze [Re: DrunkenAttempt]
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DrunkenAttempt said:
sounds interesting, wonder if a penis fungis could ever become active? fucks knows in this crazy world.


If you have a fungus on your penis you may wanna get that looked at. That sounds very very bad as well as easily spread. Thats all we need is a mass genital fungal outbreak in the US.


***EDIT***

If you wake up with a mushroom growing from you pecker ... don't eat it.


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Edited by Terrapin77 (07/28/06 12:53 AM)

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Re: my penis has been burning like a motherfucker the last 2 daze [Re: Terrapin77]
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i don't live in the USA, we all know that strains is more dumb-potent....go in OTD so i can tell you to fuck off.


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Re: my penis has been burning like a motherfucker the last 2 daze [Re: DrunkenAttempt]
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DrunkenAttempt said:
we all know that strains is more dumb-potent


:what:


At any rate I am in OTD ...


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