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People who walk into glass doors
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Can provide endless entertainment provided there was a security camera system watching.
Most of the funny shit that goes on at work for some reason takes place on my days off. Yesterday some lady was standing in our waiting room after talking to someone about getting something fixed. She then decided to go to her car to grab something.
We have 2 sets of sliding glass doors. 4 panes, the two on the outside are stationary, the 2 middle ones open. Just like any automatic door you'd see at any retail establishment damn near anywhere in the country.
So this lady just goes towards the doorway and full force just faceplants on one of the stationary panes of glass. She did this so fast the door sensor didn't even open the door until after she rammed it.
She falls back on all fours and starts sobbing. I guess she smacked so hard she broke her nose. One of my buddies told me by the end of the time he helped her the lady's nose was all bruised black and blue.
So security showed me the tape today and I laughed my ass off. Needless to say there were many rewinds and slow-mos. The smudge mark from her nose was still there when I left work today. :lol:

Edited by DNKYD (11/05/06 05:36 PM)

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Re: People who walk into glass doors [Re: DNKYD]
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you somehow have to get that video on the net so we can all see. its your duty.


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  Edited by yageman (04/20/06 4:20 PM) 

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Re: People who walk into glass doors [Re: wrestler_az]
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hehehe


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Re: People who walk into glass doors [Re: wrestler_az]
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wrestler_az said:
you somehow have to get that video on the net so we can all see. its your duty.


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Re: People who walk into glass doors [Re: Deadmaker]
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Deadmaker said:
wrestler_az said:
you somehow have to get that video on the net so we can all see. its your duty.





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Re: People who walk into glass doors [Re: RuNE]
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I've had this one for a few years

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6kYbVxoW7A

:lol:


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Re: People who walk into glass doors [Re: DNKYD]
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i've done it before :crazy: it's kind of embarressing but i have to laugh at myself.

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Re: People who walk into glass doors [Re: RuNE]
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that was great.

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Re: People who walk into glass doors [Re: JonnyOnTheSpot]
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That was hilarious! And yeah, get us the tape, pleeeeease. I love watching people walk into shit.

I saw a drunk dude walk smack into the glass window at Taco Bell once late at night. My friends and I were stoned as fuck and just couldn't stop laughing, even when the guy finally made it inside.

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Re: People who walk into glass doors [Re: belligerent]
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Whats really bad is when you are walking in Wal-Mart, then some out of nowhere a four to five year old kid runs into your balls. :eek:


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:cool: Fair is Fair :devil:

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Re: People who walk into glass doors [Re: RuNE]
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I love doing this. And what moment can be more appropriate!!!....

*cough*

RuNE said:
Deadmaker said:
wrestler_az said:
you somehow have to get that video on the net so we can all see. its your duty.






plzkthx!! :smile:


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