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the stupidity of strip clubs * 1
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About once a year, I will find myself at a strip club, usually after being dragged there by someone who thinks they 'know what is best for me'. :rolleyes:

And I always think to myself: "How did I end up here?  And who are these people around me?  They all look like used car dealers from Dallas." 

Wierd scenes inside the gold mine.  I mean, don't get me wrong, strip clubs can be fun shitholes.  But they are still shitholes.  And their underlying principles scare me. 

You know what I've always wanted to do?  Go into a strip club with a baggie full of ice or coke and just wave it in the strippers' faces.  Then, when they ask me for some, I'll pull the baggie back and say: "No, now you have to give me a dollar just for looking at it." 

My friend claims to have actually done this, but I think they threw him out or something. 

I have spent some time with a few strippers and I feel that their personalities tend to resemble black holes.  Sure, they give off good vibes, but they also collapse anything you throw at them into a singularity.  Strippers spend all day in an environment where they are paid well simply by being beautiful.  Then, they leave the club and mistake the outside world for that environment.  They want you to buy them stuff.  I always have to remind them, "We ain't at the club, and you ain't naked, so I ain't buyin you a damn thing, honey." 

Why any man would want to waste his time energy and money being around women like that is beyond me.  Perhaps men should spend less times at strip clubs and more time getting to know the many women on this planet who are modest, shy, intelligent, and alone.  The real girls.  The ones who live actual down to earth lives, instead of living in a dream world and constantly runnig from responsibility. 

It was once pointed out to me that if men don't condone slutty behavior, it will cease to be acceptable.  I think this is true.

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Re: the stupidity of strip clubs [Re: DoctorJ]
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your misogyny is getting tiresome...

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Re: the stupidity of strip clubs [Re: moog]
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I know you are, but what am I?

:rofl:

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Re: the stupidity of strip clubs [Re: DoctorJ]
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Its funny you say that. They get a pretty large ego at the club. They go into real life with the attitude of "I can get any man/anything I want...look at all these people that worship me".

Any sane man would probably end up killing you. Your going to end up with a no life meth dealer with a fast car. Well whats gonna happen when your looks fade and your boyfriend ends up in jail?

Not all however. Its easy to steriotype. Its extremely easy in this situation.

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Re: the stupidity of strip clubs [Re: DoctorJ]
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I'm going to the strip club in about 30 minutes. Hopefully drunken debauchery will get my mind off of what a shitty day it was.

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Re: the stupidity of strip clubs [Re: RandalFlagg]
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Yeah, strip clubs are fun as long as you don't make it a habit to go there a lot. Everytime I go to one I end up blowing 3 or 4 hundred dollars, but it's a good time and I only do it 2 or 3 times a year.

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Re: the stupidity of strip clubs [Re: Deadmaker]
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I went to the club last night actually. Got a few dances, about 4 shots, and about 2 pitchers of beer. Didnt spend a dime.

Knowing lots of people sure comes in handy sometimes.

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Re: the stupidity of strip clubs [Re: I_was_the_walrus]
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Jesus fucking savior Christ. I just got hmoe. I drank so much. All I remmber is boobs and $20 bills being thrown eerywhere,. My wallet is emptier than a looted Egyptain tomb. I got two private dances. My head isn;t going to feeel good tomrorrow.


I have to wake up in less than 5 hourss Oh aman.

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Re: the stupidity of strip clubs [Re: DoctorJ]
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listen to Mike Jones - Im in love with a stipper

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Re: the stupidity of strip clubs [Re: AliceDee]
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I hate going to strip clubs. I always tell myself I'm only going to spend so much, but it's never enough. I always have to get one more laptdance. Then when I finally leave, I'm pissed at myself for spending so much. Then I go home and jerk off, which I could've done anyway without spending all that money.


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Re: the stupidity of strip clubs [Re: Silversoul]
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you know most of those girls will give you a blowjob for like $20 if you take them in the back room, right? 

not that I ever have...  :lol:

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Re: the stupidity of strip clubs [Re: Silversoul]
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wait you guys don't fuck when you go to strip clubs?


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Re: the stupidity of strip clubs [Re: DoctorJ]
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No that's prostitution, which is illegal here.


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Re: the stupidity of strip clubs [Re: DoctorJ]
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DoctorJ said:
you know most of those girls will give you a blowjob for like $20 if you take them in the back room, right? 

not that I ever have...  :lol:


Around here, $20 gets you a regular lapdance.  I shudder to think about how much a happy ending like that costs.


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Re: the stupidity of strip clubs [Re: Silversoul]
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strip clubs are better in theory.  :wink:  it's fun while you're there but occassionally if you drink enough you get that "why did I spend $500 so I could get a hardon but get no real pussy?"  if you've got someone to fuck afterwards, good for you, but whats the point when you can just have her dance for you at your place?  she doesn't charge money and you can blow a load in her without a condom(I'm sure that's possible with some strippers, but definitely not recommended :P ).

it's kind of like if you wanted a new car and went to the lot but just looked at the cars without even test driving anything.


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Re: the stupidity of strip clubs [Re: HeadTripVertigo]
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tijauna....


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omg really?

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Re: the stupidity of strip clubs [Re: impgl]
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What a night. I got back from the strip club very late and I went to sleep. I woke up after only a few hours of sleep and I threw on the pants that I had worn the night before.

I got to school and people started laughing and pointing at me. I looked down and saw this on my pants:



Keep in mind that the lipstick is very faded now. This morning it was very vibrant and noticeable.

It looks like one of the dancers that gave me a private dance got a little too frisky. I was too drunk to notice. I checked my wallet today and I had like $2 left in it. My wallet was full of $20 bills when I left the house last night.

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Re: the stupidity of strip clubs [Re: RandalFlagg]
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:lol:

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Re: the stupidity of strip clubs [Re: RandalFlagg]
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RandalFlagg said:
What a night. I got back from the strip club very late and I went to sleep. I woke up after only a few hours of sleep and I threw on the pants that I had worn the night before.

I got to school and people started laughing and pointing at me. I looked down and saw this on my pants:



Keep in mind that the lipstick is very faded now. This morning it was very vibrant and noticeable.

It looks like one of the dancers that gave me a private dance got a little too frisky. I was too drunk to notice. I checked my wallet today and I had like $2 left in it. My wallet was full of $20 bills when I left the house last night.


dude, I really hope you didn't get any kind of disease from your dumb behavior. Seriously, if Randall Flagg dies, who will be the new Man in Black? Johnny Cash? fuck that nigga for what he did to 'Hurt'.

nah, I'm just kiddin' Johnny, you're all right.

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