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HELLA_TIGHT
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Re: the stupidity of strip clubs [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5664833 - 05/23/06 02:48 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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hahahahahahaha
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loopin20
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Re: the stupidity of strip clubs [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
#5671751 - 05/25/06 06:59 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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I'm 36 and haven't been into a strip club since I was like 17. Of course, even then it was just some hole in New Orleans with a couple of skanks slithering around on poles.
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drtyfrnk
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Re: the stupidity of strip clubs [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5673284 - 05/25/06 02:27 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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RandalFlagg said: What a night. I got back from the strip club very late and I went to sleep. I woke up after only a few hours of sleep and I threw on the pants that I had worn the night before.
I got to school and people started laughing and pointing at me. I looked down and saw this on my pants:

Keep in mind that the lipstick is very faded now. This morning it was very vibrant and noticeable.
It looks like one of the dancers that gave me a private dance got a little too frisky. I was too drunk to notice. I checked my wallet today and I had like $2 left in it. My wallet was full of $20 bills when I left the house last night.
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Re: the stupidity of strip clubs [Re: drtyfrnk]
#5673353 - 05/25/06 02:52 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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I can think of a few worse ways to piss your money, like online texas holdem, you get no memories other than that fucking badbeat that cleaned you out,
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deadheadjpc2000
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Re: the stupidity of strip clubs [Re: capliberty]
#5673399 - 05/25/06 03:08 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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You know you've been to a strip club when....
You wake up, and you're balls are still full but you're wallet's empty!! Why bother.
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Re: the stupidity of strip clubs [Re: DoctorJ]
#5765620 - 06/18/06 07:55 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Dude I agree a 100%, Strip clubs suck, Hoodrats or if youve got money Escorts are the way to go.
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Re: the stupidity of strip clubs [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5765637 - 06/18/06 07:59 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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nightkrawler
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strippers are too money grubbing for my tastes. every once in awhile you do meet a nice one though. i was at this club once and i was broke, and my friends had spent all their money so we were just sittin at a table talking, and this stripper who knew we had no money left just came over and chilled and talked to us for like 20 minutes, knowing that we didnt have anything that she could get out of us. she was cool, it's always nice to meet a stripper who isn't just a greedy money-grubbing bitch.
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Asante
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Re: the stupidity of strip clubs [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5765774 - 06/18/06 08:30 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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What, someone put a glass of wine on your crotch? I don't get it
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Prisoner#1
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Re: the stupidity of strip clubs [Re: Asante]
#5765785 - 06/18/06 10:38 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Wiccan_Seeker said: I don't get it
of course not, 'getting it' is reserved for guys that put on lipstick and apply it to the crotch of their pants... it really impresses the ladies
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xDuckYouSuckerx
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Re: the stupidity of strip clubs [Re: DoctorJ]
#5765855 - 06/18/06 10:48 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Stripping is OK for girls who honestly are doing it to "put themselves through college", and that does happen though infrequently. When I hear a stripper referring to her "CAREER" as a porn star/stripper,I just laugh. A CAREER lasts a life time, when your looks fade, you'll lose your high paying but temporary job. I know a few strippers who really do use the money wisely, one invests in real estate.
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Re: the stupidity of strip clubs [Re: DoctorJ]
#12204223 - 03/15/10 12:55 AM (13 years, 10 months ago) |
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DoctorJ said:
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RandalFlagg said: Johnny Cash? fuck that nigga for what he did to 'Hurt'.
Hahahah /agreed
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Re: the stupidity of strip clubs [Re: DoctorJ]
#12204246 - 03/15/10 12:59 AM (13 years, 10 months ago) |
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I dont like strip clubs. Ive only been once though. You sit here in a room full of other dudes with a massive hard on, cant whack off, cant touch the girls, cant have sex, drinks cost waaay too much, the girls ONLY want your money and arent interested in you at all. if I want to sit around and be drunk and sexually frustrated Ill pick up a case and take it home.
The whole scenario feels so fake to me.
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you're just overly cynical
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Re: the stupidity of strip clubs [Re: deCypher]
#12204289 - 03/15/10 01:11 AM (13 years, 10 months ago) |
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Maybe I take it all too seriously or its my inability to loosen up, but I think Ill always feel that way.
I hate the idea of "canned sex". Sex(and sexual things) without meaning just doesnt feel real to me.
Id honestly rather see a drugged out wookette get topless on the lot for free or favors for more dr00gz than I would pay to go into one of them places. Even then it wouldnt feel entirely real to me but if I was drugged out enough it would. While she may be inebriated, hairy and smelly she's all about free love and isnt charging.
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x Ju x
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One of the strip clubs in my city is ridiculous.
There's only about 2 or 3 good looking ones...The only way I'd get a dance from any of the other girls is if they paid me for it.
...And the one time that I got a dance from that place, it sucked. The girl stepped on my foot twice with these big spiked heels. Her knees were kinda bony and at one point she knelt on my lap or something trying to straddle me which fucking hurt. It just wasn't enjoyable...fuck that. If I WANT to be abused by a girl that I'm paying, I'll go to Amsterdam. '
I just find those clubs greasy.
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Re: the stupidity of strip clubs [Re: x Ju x]
#12205533 - 03/15/10 10:55 AM (13 years, 10 months ago) |
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Holy necropost, Batman!
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AntiEverything
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Re: the stupidity of strip clubs [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
#12205663 - 03/15/10 11:28 AM (13 years, 10 months ago) |
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HELLA_TIGHT said: No that's prostitution, which is illegal here.
haha good one
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AntiEverything
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MisterMuscaria said: Maybe I take it all too seriously or its my inability to loosen up, but I think Ill always feel that way.
I hate the idea of "canned sex". Sex(and sexual things) without meaning just doesnt feel real to me.
Id honestly rather see a drugged out wookette get topless on the lot for free or favors for more dr00gz than I would pay to go into one of them places. Even then it wouldnt feel entirely real to me but if I was drugged out enough it would. While she may be inebriated, hairy and smelly she's all about free love and isnt charging.
wooks doing favors for more drugs is somehow more right than a stripper trying to feed her daughter?
ROFL free love is somehow more "real" !? ROFL man, rofl. free love is possibly more disgusting because they are upholding the ideal that "love" is infact just cheap inebriated sex sad. have you not read huxley's brave new world? its a critique on wooklandshakedown, check it out
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