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OfflineGixxer_boy
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First strip club
    #1670307 - 06/28/03 11:22 PM (14 years, 20 hours ago)

I just got back from my first visit to a strip club. I got some boobies in my face and a lap dance, it was cool. I got a lap dance from a girl who called herself Amber, she was real witty and sexy. I like strippers, but I have this sneaking suspicion that the only reason why they are dancing for me is because I leave a dollar for them... naw, I'm just being paranoid. I sure love strippers.


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OfflineBenji
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Re: First strip club [Re: Gixxer_boy]
    #1670573 - 06/29/03 01:59 AM (14 years, 17 hours ago)

was she really witty? or was it she was hot and you were drunk?


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Re: First strip club [Re: Benji]
    #1670578 - 06/29/03 02:01 AM (14 years, 17 hours ago)

You gotta be 18 to go to strip bars, right?


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Re: First strip club [Re: Gixxer_boy]
    #1670876 - 06/29/03 05:11 AM (14 years, 14 hours ago)

I touched the doorknob of a strip club bathroom and an hour later I rubbed my eyes. I developed a really nasty pussy eye infection. A few days later I realized what caused it. My eyes were so swollen with puss they were almost swelled shut, one was was swelled shut. A friend of mine got a lap dance from a clean looking stone fox little stripper. She was rubber her g-string over his face. A few hours later he started getting little blisters on his lip.

Just remember the #1 rule of the nuddie bar. Don't touch anything, it's all contaminated. ANd keep your face away from their pussies. Otherwise you'll get sick like me so use a towel or your sleeve to open doors and stay away from that dirty pussy.

Now if I go to one, I just sit in the back and watch, no lap dances for me.

Rule #2 of the nuddie bar. Have fun. :smile:


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Re: First strip club [Re: Ellis Dee]
    #1671314 - 06/29/03 01:22 PM (14 years, 6 hours ago)

She was the wittiest of the bunch. She said lots of cute and funny things. One thing I remember, she put her boobs in this guys face, and than said "Oops, I almost poked your eyes, its not my fault its so cold in here!".


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Re: First strip club [Re: Gixxer_boy]
    #1673448 - 06/30/03 09:20 AM (13 years, 11 months ago)

she probly rehearses that kind of shit. I dont think shes witty so drop it. lol


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Re: First strip club [Re: Benji]
    #1673740 - 06/30/03 12:36 PM (13 years, 11 months ago)

I bet she used that 10 times that hour!
and made 500 $.


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Re: First strip club [Re: Gixxer_boy]
    #1673802 - 06/30/03 01:09 PM (13 years, 11 months ago)

www.theplatinumplus.com

Fully nude in memphis.


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Re: First strip club [Re: Ellis Dee]
    #1674889 - 06/30/03 09:01 PM (13 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Rail_Gun said:
I touched the doorknob of a strip club bathroom and an hour later I rubbed my eyes. I developed a really nasty pussy eye infection. A few days later I realized what caused it. My eyes were so swollen with puss they were almost swelled shut, one was was swelled shut. A friend of mine got a lap dance from a clean looking stone fox little stripper. She was rubber her g-string over his face. A few hours later he started getting little blisters on his lip.








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hope you got tested for HIV too. lol.


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OfflineGixxer_boy
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Re: First strip club [Re: Benji]
    #1678138 - 07/01/03 11:24 PM (13 years, 11 months ago)

Well I don't think YOU'RE witty!


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Re: First strip club [Re: PooPs]
    #1678146 - 07/01/03 11:27 PM (13 years, 11 months ago)

"I bet she used that 10 times that hour!
and made 500 $. "

I was there for about 2 hours. She only said it once. What do you guys have against strippers? Any girl who exploits her body for money is a-okay in my book


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Re: First strip club [Re: Gixxer_boy]
    #1678279 - 07/02/03 12:26 AM (13 years, 11 months ago)

It really isnt that witty. Strippers say that shit all the time. Maybe it was the way she said it. Or her attitude was wittyish.


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