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Gixxer_boy
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First strip club
#1670307 - 06/28/03 09:22 PM (20 years, 9 months ago) |
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I just got back from my first visit to a strip club. I got some boobies in my face and a lap dance, it was cool. I got a lap dance from a girl who called herself Amber, she was real witty and sexy. I like strippers, but I have this sneaking suspicion that the only reason why they are dancing for me is because I leave a dollar for them... naw, I'm just being paranoid. I sure love strippers.
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Benji
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Re: First strip club [Re: Gixxer_boy]
#1670573 - 06/28/03 11:59 PM (20 years, 9 months ago) |
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was she really witty? or was it she was hot and you were drunk?
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downforpot
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Re: First strip club [Re: Benji]
#1670578 - 06/29/03 12:01 AM (20 years, 9 months ago) |
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You gotta be 18 to go to strip bars, right?
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Ellis Dee
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Re: First strip club [Re: Gixxer_boy]
#1670876 - 06/29/03 03:11 AM (20 years, 9 months ago) |
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I touched the doorknob of a strip club bathroom and an hour later I rubbed my eyes. I developed a really nasty pussy eye infection. A few days later I realized what caused it. My eyes were so swollen with puss they were almost swelled shut, one was was swelled shut. A friend of mine got a lap dance from a clean looking stone fox little stripper. She was rubber her g-string over his face. A few hours later he started getting little blisters on his lip.
Just remember the #1 rule of the nuddie bar. Don't touch anything, it's all contaminated. ANd keep your face away from their pussies. Otherwise you'll get sick like me so use a towel or your sleeve to open doors and stay away from that dirty pussy.
Now if I go to one, I just sit in the back and watch, no lap dances for me.
Rule #2 of the nuddie bar. Have fun.
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Gixxer_boy
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Re: First strip club [Re: Ellis Dee]
#1671314 - 06/29/03 11:22 AM (20 years, 8 months ago) |
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She was the wittiest of the bunch. She said lots of cute and funny things. One thing I remember, she put her boobs in this guys face, and than said "Oops, I almost poked your eyes, its not my fault its so cold in here!".
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Benji
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Re: First strip club [Re: Gixxer_boy]
#1673448 - 06/30/03 07:20 AM (20 years, 8 months ago) |
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she probly rehearses that kind of shit. I dont think shes witty so drop it. lol
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PooPs
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Re: First strip club [Re: Benji]
#1673740 - 06/30/03 10:36 AM (20 years, 8 months ago) |
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I bet she used that 10 times that hour! and made 500 $.
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Re: First strip club [Re: Gixxer_boy]
#1673802 - 06/30/03 11:09 AM (20 years, 8 months ago) |
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erjone
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Re: First strip club [Re: Ellis Dee]
#1674889 - 06/30/03 07:01 PM (20 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
Rail_Gun said: I touched the doorknob of a strip club bathroom and an hour later I rubbed my eyes. I developed a really nasty pussy eye infection. A few days later I realized what caused it. My eyes were so swollen with puss they were almost swelled shut, one was was swelled shut. A friend of mine got a lap dance from a clean looking stone fox little stripper. She was rubber her g-string over his face. A few hours later he started getting little blisters on his lip.
BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
hope you got tested for HIV too. lol.
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Gixxer_boy
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Re: First strip club [Re: Benji]
#1678138 - 07/01/03 09:24 PM (20 years, 8 months ago) |
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Well I don't think YOU'RE witty!
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Gixxer_boy
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Re: First strip club [Re: PooPs]
#1678146 - 07/01/03 09:27 PM (20 years, 8 months ago) |
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"I bet she used that 10 times that hour! and made 500 $. "
I was there for about 2 hours. She only said it once. What do you guys have against strippers? Any girl who exploits her body for money is a-okay in my book
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OctopusDr
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Re: First strip club [Re: Gixxer_boy]
#1678279 - 07/01/03 10:26 PM (20 years, 8 months ago) |
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It really isnt that witty. Strippers say that shit all the time. Maybe it was the way she said it. Or her attitude was wittyish.
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