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the stupidity of strip clubs 1
#5660922 - 05/22/06 04:41 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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About once a year, I will find myself at a strip club, usually after being dragged there by someone who thinks they 'know what is best for me'. 
And I always think to myself: "How did I end up here? And who are these people around me? They all look like used car dealers from Dallas."
Wierd scenes inside the gold mine. I mean, don't get me wrong, strip clubs can be fun shitholes. But they are still shitholes. And their underlying principles scare me.
You know what I've always wanted to do? Go into a strip club with a baggie full of ice or coke and just wave it in the strippers' faces. Then, when they ask me for some, I'll pull the baggie back and say: "No, now you have to give me a dollar just for looking at it."
My friend claims to have actually done this, but I think they threw him out or something.
I have spent some time with a few strippers and I feel that their personalities tend to resemble black holes. Sure, they give off good vibes, but they also collapse anything you throw at them into a singularity. Strippers spend all day in an environment where they are paid well simply by being beautiful. Then, they leave the club and mistake the outside world for that environment. They want you to buy them stuff. I always have to remind them, "We ain't at the club, and you ain't naked, so I ain't buyin you a damn thing, honey."
Why any man would want to waste his time energy and money being around women like that is beyond me. Perhaps men should spend less times at strip clubs and more time getting to know the many women on this planet who are modest, shy, intelligent, and alone. The real girls. The ones who live actual down to earth lives, instead of living in a dream world and constantly runnig from responsibility.
It was once pointed out to me that if men don't condone slutty behavior, it will cease to be acceptable. I think this is true.
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Re: the stupidity of strip clubs [Re: DoctorJ]
#5660932 - 05/22/06 04:46 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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your misogyny is getting tiresome...
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Re: the stupidity of strip clubs [Re: moog]
#5660935 - 05/22/06 04:46 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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I know you are, but what am I?
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Re: the stupidity of strip clubs [Re: DoctorJ]
#5660943 - 05/22/06 04:49 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Its funny you say that. They get a pretty large ego at the club. They go into real life with the attitude of "I can get any man/anything I want...look at all these people that worship me".
Any sane man would probably end up killing you. Your going to end up with a no life meth dealer with a fast car. Well whats gonna happen when your looks fade and your boyfriend ends up in jail?
Not all however. Its easy to steriotype. Its extremely easy in this situation.
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Re: the stupidity of strip clubs [Re: DoctorJ]
#5661004 - 05/22/06 05:14 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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I'm going to the strip club in about 30 minutes. Hopefully drunken debauchery will get my mind off of what a shitty day it was.
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Re: the stupidity of strip clubs [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5661037 - 05/22/06 05:28 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Yeah, strip clubs are fun as long as you don't make it a habit to go there a lot. Everytime I go to one I end up blowing 3 or 4 hundred dollars, but it's a good time and I only do it 2 or 3 times a year.
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Re: the stupidity of strip clubs [Re: Deadmaker]
#5661094 - 05/22/06 05:52 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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I went to the club last night actually. Got a few dances, about 4 shots, and about 2 pitchers of beer. Didnt spend a dime.
Knowing lots of people sure comes in handy sometimes.
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Jesus fucking savior Christ. I just got hmoe. I drank so much. All I remmber is boobs and $20 bills being thrown eerywhere,. My wallet is emptier than a looted Egyptain tomb. I got two private dances. My head isn;t going to feeel good tomrorrow.
I have to wake up in less than 5 hourss Oh aman.
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Re: the stupidity of strip clubs [Re: DoctorJ]
#5662477 - 05/22/06 11:50 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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listen to Mike Jones - Im in love with a stipper
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Re: the stupidity of strip clubs [Re: AliceDee]
#5662488 - 05/22/06 11:54 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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I hate going to strip clubs. I always tell myself I'm only going to spend so much, but it's never enough. I always have to get one more laptdance. Then when I finally leave, I'm pissed at myself for spending so much. Then I go home and jerk off, which I could've done anyway without spending all that money.
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Re: the stupidity of strip clubs [Re: Silversoul]
#5662610 - 05/23/06 12:29 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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you know most of those girls will give you a blowjob for like $20 if you take them in the back room, right?
not that I ever have...
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Re: the stupidity of strip clubs [Re: Silversoul]
#5662612 - 05/23/06 12:29 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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wait you guys don't fuck when you go to strip clubs?
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Re: the stupidity of strip clubs [Re: DoctorJ]
#5662660 - 05/23/06 12:41 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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No that's prostitution, which is illegal here.
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Re: the stupidity of strip clubs [Re: DoctorJ]
#5662805 - 05/23/06 01:31 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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DoctorJ said: you know most of those girls will give you a blowjob for like $20 if you take them in the back room, right?
not that I ever have...
Around here, $20 gets you a regular lapdance. I shudder to think about how much a happy ending like that costs.
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Re: the stupidity of strip clubs [Re: Silversoul]
#5662861 - 05/23/06 02:04 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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strip clubs are better in theory. it's fun while you're there but occassionally if you drink enough you get that "why did I spend $500 so I could get a hardon but get no real pussy?" if you've got someone to fuck afterwards, good for you, but whats the point when you can just have her dance for you at your place? she doesn't charge money and you can blow a load in her without a condom(I'm sure that's possible with some strippers, but definitely not recommended :P ).
it's kind of like if you wanted a new car and went to the lot but just looked at the cars without even test driving anything.
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Re: the stupidity of strip clubs [Re: impgl]
#5664583 - 05/23/06 01:45 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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What a night. I got back from the strip club very late and I went to sleep. I woke up after only a few hours of sleep and I threw on the pants that I had worn the night before.
I got to school and people started laughing and pointing at me. I looked down and saw this on my pants:

Keep in mind that the lipstick is very faded now. This morning it was very vibrant and noticeable.
It looks like one of the dancers that gave me a private dance got a little too frisky. I was too drunk to notice. I checked my wallet today and I had like $2 left in it. My wallet was full of $20 bills when I left the house last night.
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Re: the stupidity of strip clubs [Re: RandalFlagg]
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Re: the stupidity of strip clubs [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5664620 - 05/23/06 01:52 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Re: the stupidity of strip clubs [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5664694 - 05/23/06 02:08 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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RandalFlagg said: What a night. I got back from the strip club very late and I went to sleep. I woke up after only a few hours of sleep and I threw on the pants that I had worn the night before.
I got to school and people started laughing and pointing at me. I looked down and saw this on my pants:

Keep in mind that the lipstick is very faded now. This morning it was very vibrant and noticeable.
It looks like one of the dancers that gave me a private dance got a little too frisky. I was too drunk to notice. I checked my wallet today and I had like $2 left in it. My wallet was full of $20 bills when I left the house last night.
dude, I really hope you didn't get any kind of disease from your dumb behavior. Seriously, if Randall Flagg dies, who will be the new Man in Black? Johnny Cash? fuck that nigga for what he did to 'Hurt'.
nah, I'm just kiddin' Johnny, you're all right.
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Re: the stupidity of strip clubs [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5664833 - 05/23/06 02:48 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Re: the stupidity of strip clubs [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
#5671751 - 05/25/06 06:59 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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I'm 36 and haven't been into a strip club since I was like 17. Of course, even then it was just some hole in New Orleans with a couple of skanks slithering around on poles.
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Re: the stupidity of strip clubs [Re: RandalFlagg]
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RandalFlagg said: What a night. I got back from the strip club very late and I went to sleep. I woke up after only a few hours of sleep and I threw on the pants that I had worn the night before.
I got to school and people started laughing and pointing at me. I looked down and saw this on my pants:

Keep in mind that the lipstick is very faded now. This morning it was very vibrant and noticeable.
It looks like one of the dancers that gave me a private dance got a little too frisky. I was too drunk to notice. I checked my wallet today and I had like $2 left in it. My wallet was full of $20 bills when I left the house last night.
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Re: the stupidity of strip clubs [Re: drtyfrnk]
#5673353 - 05/25/06 02:52 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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I can think of a few worse ways to piss your money, like online texas holdem, you get no memories other than that fucking badbeat that cleaned you out,
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Re: the stupidity of strip clubs [Re: capliberty]
#5673399 - 05/25/06 03:08 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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You know you've been to a strip club when....
You wake up, and you're balls are still full but you're wallet's empty!! Why bother.
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Re: the stupidity of strip clubs [Re: DoctorJ]
#5765620 - 06/18/06 07:55 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Dude I agree a 100%, Strip clubs suck, Hoodrats or if youve got money Escorts are the way to go.
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Re: the stupidity of strip clubs [Re: RandalFlagg]
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strippers are too money grubbing for my tastes. every once in awhile you do meet a nice one though. i was at this club once and i was broke, and my friends had spent all their money so we were just sittin at a table talking, and this stripper who knew we had no money left just came over and chilled and talked to us for like 20 minutes, knowing that we didnt have anything that she could get out of us. she was cool, it's always nice to meet a stripper who isn't just a greedy money-grubbing bitch.
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Re: the stupidity of strip clubs [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5765774 - 06/18/06 08:30 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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What, someone put a glass of wine on your crotch? I don't get it
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Re: the stupidity of strip clubs [Re: Asante]
#5765785 - 06/18/06 10:38 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Wiccan_Seeker said: I don't get it
of course not, 'getting it' is reserved for guys that put on lipstick and apply it to the crotch of their pants... it really impresses the ladies
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Re: the stupidity of strip clubs [Re: DoctorJ]
#5765855 - 06/18/06 10:48 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Stripping is OK for girls who honestly are doing it to "put themselves through college", and that does happen though infrequently. When I hear a stripper referring to her "CAREER" as a porn star/stripper,I just laugh. A CAREER lasts a life time, when your looks fade, you'll lose your high paying but temporary job. I know a few strippers who really do use the money wisely, one invests in real estate.
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Re: the stupidity of strip clubs [Re: DoctorJ]
#12204223 - 03/15/10 12:55 AM (13 years, 10 months ago) |
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RandalFlagg said: Johnny Cash? fuck that nigga for what he did to 'Hurt'.
Hahahah /agreed
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Re: the stupidity of strip clubs [Re: DoctorJ]
#12204246 - 03/15/10 12:59 AM (13 years, 10 months ago) |
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I dont like strip clubs. Ive only been once though. You sit here in a room full of other dudes with a massive hard on, cant whack off, cant touch the girls, cant have sex, drinks cost waaay too much, the girls ONLY want your money and arent interested in you at all. if I want to sit around and be drunk and sexually frustrated Ill pick up a case and take it home.
The whole scenario feels so fake to me.
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you're just overly cynical
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Re: the stupidity of strip clubs [Re: deCypher]
#12204289 - 03/15/10 01:11 AM (13 years, 10 months ago) |
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Maybe I take it all too seriously or its my inability to loosen up, but I think Ill always feel that way.
I hate the idea of "canned sex". Sex(and sexual things) without meaning just doesnt feel real to me.
Id honestly rather see a drugged out wookette get topless on the lot for free or favors for more dr00gz than I would pay to go into one of them places. Even then it wouldnt feel entirely real to me but if I was drugged out enough it would. While she may be inebriated, hairy and smelly she's all about free love and isnt charging.
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One of the strip clubs in my city is ridiculous.
There's only about 2 or 3 good looking ones...The only way I'd get a dance from any of the other girls is if they paid me for it.
...And the one time that I got a dance from that place, it sucked. The girl stepped on my foot twice with these big spiked heels. Her knees were kinda bony and at one point she knelt on my lap or something trying to straddle me which fucking hurt. It just wasn't enjoyable...fuck that. If I WANT to be abused by a girl that I'm paying, I'll go to Amsterdam. '
I just find those clubs greasy.
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Re: the stupidity of strip clubs [Re: x Ju x]
#12205533 - 03/15/10 10:55 AM (13 years, 10 months ago) |
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Holy necropost, Batman!
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Re: the stupidity of strip clubs [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
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HELLA_TIGHT said: No that's prostitution, which is illegal here.
haha good one
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MisterMuscaria said: Maybe I take it all too seriously or its my inability to loosen up, but I think Ill always feel that way.
I hate the idea of "canned sex". Sex(and sexual things) without meaning just doesnt feel real to me.
Id honestly rather see a drugged out wookette get topless on the lot for free or favors for more dr00gz than I would pay to go into one of them places. Even then it wouldnt feel entirely real to me but if I was drugged out enough it would. While she may be inebriated, hairy and smelly she's all about free love and isnt charging.
wooks doing favors for more drugs is somehow more right than a stripper trying to feed her daughter?
ROFL free love is somehow more "real" !? ROFL man, rofl. free love is possibly more disgusting because they are upholding the ideal that "love" is infact just cheap inebriated sex sad. have you not read huxley's brave new world? its a critique on wooklandshakedown, check it out
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i hate strip clubs. one of my friends (female) loves them. i get dragged to them every once and a while. i dont even like sitting down cause you dont know what has happened in that chair.
and $6 for a bud light with a $10 cover is bullshit.
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Re: the stupidity of strip clubs [Re: frith]
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it's like paying at LEAST $10 to get blue balls.
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Re: the stupidity of strip clubs [Re: x Ju x]
#12206208 - 03/15/10 12:59 PM (13 years, 10 months ago) |
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yea but I love a slutty girl sometimes
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Re: the stupidity of strip clubs [Re: The24HourMC]
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I haven't legally been to a strip club.
As a kid I used to get in cause my mom was a stripper. I was seein titties at 2.
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Im not saying Id DO that, Im saying Id RATHER do that. I dont like sex for commodity exchanges in any capacity.
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sex IS a commodity exchange my pleasure for your pleasure or alternatively your pain for my pleasure sadomasochism is a lil twisted tho
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