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InvisibleRandalFlagg
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Strip club adventures
    #4441700 - 07/23/05 06:02 AM (11 years, 4 months ago)

I just got back from the "Bus Stop" in Boulder, CO.  I got drunk, got a lap dance, had tons of up close and personal dances by naked chicks, had breasts thrust into my face, and saw naked chicks wrestle in jello.  :smile:

So, what did you guys do tonight?


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Re: Strip club adventures [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #4441704 - 07/23/05 06:05 AM (11 years, 4 months ago)

Got stoned.

Your night was way cooler :bored:


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Re: Strip club adventures [Re: Trainwreck]
    #4441752 - 07/23/05 06:50 AM (11 years, 4 months ago)

very cool, you live in Boulder? I want to go to this hamburger stand on perl street at 3 am some night.


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Re: Strip club adventures [Re: weathereporter88]
    #4441756 - 07/23/05 06:52 AM (11 years, 4 months ago)

last night, i just watched "And Now For Something Completely Different" and read for a while - was too hungover/tired/in-a-crappy-mood to do much of anything. i've never been to a strip-club myself - i find the whole concept too demeaning/weird/gross. :shrug: to each his own, i guess.


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Re: Strip club adventures [Re: Krishna]
    #4441853 - 07/23/05 08:46 AM (11 years, 4 months ago)

Spent the late night/early morning sober, painting my room and cursing the man who won't let me buy alcohol at 19.


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Re: Strip club adventures [Re: Krishna]
    #4442548 - 07/23/05 01:22 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Krishna said:
i've never been to a strip-club myself - i find the whole concept too demeaning/weird/gross.




It does have that element to it. You know that the girls really don't want to be there and they are just doing it for money. They do repetitive stuff like breath into your ear, slap their breasts off of your face, and vagina thrusting in your direction. It is kind of like fake sex on an assembly line. I used to think it was demeaning too until I realized that these girls make more money than I probably ever will.

It still beats sitting at home doing nothing on a Friday night though.


Edited by RandalFlagg (07/23/05 01:23 PM)


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Re: Strip club adventures [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #4442619 - 07/23/05 01:32 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

Some guys I work with are really into strip clubs.  We went out for one of their birthdays and I spent 6 hours in a strip club that night.  I never thought naked women could get so boring... :frown:

On a good note I didn't let those strippers part me from any of my money.  I have an aversion to giving my money to a girl just because she takes her clothes off.  I told one stripper that I could just take my clothes off for her and we'd call it even.  She didn't see the humor in that. :grin:


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Re: Strip club adventures [Re: ToTheSummit]
    #4442648 - 07/23/05 01:36 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

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ToTheSummit said:
Some guys I work with are really into strip clubs.  We went out for one of their birthdays and I spent 6 hours in a strip club that night.  I never thought naked women could get so boring... :frown:

On a good note I didn't let those strippers part me from any of my money.  I have an aversion to giving my money to a girl just because she takes her clothes off.  I told one stripper that I could just take my clothes off for her and we'd call it even.  She didn't see the humor in that. :grin:




It's so hilarious how they completely snub you if you aren't whipping around the dollar bills for them.  But if you are throwing some green their way they act like they are all into you.  I've seen the ugliest and most foul-looking dudes on earth throw $3 at a girl and she would do a convincing combination of flirting, conversation, and sexually charged touching.

Those girls in there are probably disgusted by us guys.  I've heard that a lot of them are lesbians.  :lol:


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Re: Strip club adventures [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #4442728 - 07/23/05 01:48 PM (11 years, 4 months ago)

We used to go to Portland, Or. to work in the shipyard on Sealand ships every now and then.
We would go hang out in the Titty bars at night and flirt with all the hot strippers.

I remember this one stripper fondly...
She was blonde and dressed up in black leather...and she had a really nice rack!~
She would strip down and put whip cream all over her body...and whip it off with this black leather whip!~
She was so hot...I'd have eaten peanuts out of her shit!~
lolzz

They have some great Titty bars there!~
:smile:

Washington State has lame Titty bars!~
:crazy:

tc


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