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The Gillette "Fusion"
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It's time for me to be a corporate shill.



This is the new razor that has been released by the Gillette company. It has two incarnations; the first is a regular shaver and the second is a shaver with a battery in it. I guess the battery "stimulates" the hair folicles or something like that.

The battery one was a little too rich for my blood so I got the regular one. The Fusion has five razor blades on the head! Five motherfucking blades. The shave is smooth and nice. My Gillette Mach 3's work OK...but I often rip up my face with them. I get no rippage with the Fusion.

The Fusion is awesome!

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Re: The Gillette "Fusion" [Re: RandalFlagg]
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When I saw this commercial come on during the Superbowl, I almost died laughing.


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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis

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Re: The Gillette "Fusion" [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
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Before growing out my beard, I used a Gillete Mach 3 turbo...three bladed head and the battery "stimulator" thing. It gives a very excellent shave. I never cut myself with it and never got the after shave itch deal.


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Re: The Gillette "Fusion" [Re: hobbitxkillyou]
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next thing we know there will be razors with 10 blades!!

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Re: The Gillette "Fusion" [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
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They may make corny commercials for it...but the shit works. 

Like I said, my Mach 3's sometimes rip my face to hell so much that it looks like I have leprosy.  But, the next day the Mach 3 will give me an incredibly smooth shave.  It is just sporadic.  :shrug:

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Re: The Gillette "Fusion" [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
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I was pissed because it was so damn obvious that was the next step up. 3 then 4 now 5. I was pissed when schick came out with the 4 because there's was obviously room for one more blade in there. I was like wtf? why bother with 4. just go straight to 5 like everyone knows someone's going to! AAhHHH haha sorry just my rant about a let down of a superbowl commercial. The razor seems pretty cool though.


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Re: The Gillette "Fusion" [Re: RandalFlagg]
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yeah the fusion is badass. Nice and smooth shave everytime.

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Re: The Gillette "Fusion" [Re: RandalFlagg]
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what I hate about shaving devices like that is that they always seem to fill up with hairs that you can't get out and makes shaving suck

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Re: The Gillette "Fusion" [Re: stefan]
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Re: The Gillette "Fusion" [Re: stefan]
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stefan said:
what I hate about shaving devices like that is that they always seem to fill up with hairs that you can't get out and makes shaving suck



Maybe the electric ones do...but I am referring to the Gillette Fusion. It has a classic razor setup (sharp blades which you have to manually move across your face).

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Re: The Gillette "Fusion" [Re: stefan]
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I stroke and rinse.

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Re: The Gillette "Fusion" [Re: RandalFlagg]
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I know. I have a *lets check what the hell I actually use* wilkinson protector 3d. sounds cool eh? it's not. Also a manual one. I think I want to try gilette.. the gilette one I mean

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Re: The Gillette "Fusion" [Re: Cowgold]
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Cowgold said:
I stroke



I'll bet you do.

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Re: The Gillette "Fusion" [Re: stefan]
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I also have one of these for when I need to do a "quick" shave on the run:



It is one of the "nice" ones (over $100) and to be honest it kind of sucks. The shave is not even close at all. You can't beat razors. But...you take a chance of cutting your face up with razors though.

Edited by RandalFlagg (03/27/06 04:10 PM)

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Re: The Gillette "Fusion" [Re: RandalFlagg]
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:mypleasure:

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Re: The Gillette "Fusion" [Re: Cowgold]
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Fuck, I thought we were talking about Gillette, the shroomerite, not the company :lol:

Good deal though Randal, I might have to pick myself up one.


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Re: The Gillette "Fusion" [Re: drtyfrnk]
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drtyfrnk said:
Fuck, I thought we were talking about Gillette, the shroomerite, not the company :lol:



Common mistake it seems.  :cool:

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Re: The Gillette "Fusion" [Re: Pirate_Patrick]
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I have a good razor already.

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Re: The Gillette "Fusion" [Re: RandalFlagg]
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5 blades? cmon, they are going crazy with this shit.

It'd be funny if SNL did one of those skits with someone trying to shave with a razor the size of a shovel that has 100 blades.

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Re: The Gillette "Fusion" [Re: Deadmaker]
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Deadmaker said:
5 blades? cmon, they are going crazy with this shit.

It'd be funny if SNL did one of those skits with someone trying to shave with a razor the size of a shovel that has 100 blades.



Have you seen unbeliever's post/picture about the mach 14 in this thread?


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