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Re: male shaving! come post your valued opinions. [Re: mycopsycho]
#7936340 - 01/26/08 05:46 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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he's right though, ya know
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Re: male shaving! come post your valued opinions. [Re: mycopsycho]
#7936341 - 01/26/08 05:47 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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In my opinion trimming feels good by itself. I just generally feel cleaner without lots of hair. As for balls, its too hard :p.
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Re: male shaving! come post your valued opinions. [Re: Muppet]
#7936343 - 01/26/08 05:47 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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hey muppet, you flighty bastad. stop walking away so much!
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Re: male shaving! come post your valued opinions. [Re: mycopsycho]
#7936358 - 01/26/08 05:51 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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I'm trying to wean myself offa my internet addiction right now
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Re: male shaving! come post your valued opinions. [Re: Muppet]
#7936374 - 01/26/08 05:54 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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lol why? expecting to be gone soon?
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Re: male shaving! come post your valued opinions. [Re: mycopsycho]
#7936391 - 01/26/08 05:58 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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going back to work next week
well...that, and that I'm gonna be moving in with my sister for a while too (meaning that I'll only be allowed to mooch offa her computer when she's not using it herself)
so I'm trying to acclimate myself to the idea of not being able to post 24/7 any more, ya know
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Re: male shaving! come post your valued opinions. [Re: Muppet]
#7936406 - 01/26/08 06:01 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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And to do that, you have to swear off the Internet.
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Re: male shaving! come post your valued opinions. [Re: Muppet]
#7936409 - 01/26/08 06:01 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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do you use a desktop or a laptop mupp?
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Re: male shaving! come post your valued opinions. [Re: mycopsycho]
#7936420 - 01/26/08 06:04 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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desktop
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Re: male shaving! come post your valued opinions. [Re: mycopsycho]
#7936422 - 01/26/08 06:04 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Dude Nair on the balls is a bad idea. I've tried Epil-Stop Plus, which is the exact same thing as Nair, maybe a different formulatiuon. It KINDA worked up top, but burned like a mother fucker. Those products have never worked for hair removal for me, just giving me chemical burns.
They're both chemical depilatories. Basically they use a very basic substance (Calcium or Sodium hydroxide) to more or less dissolve the hair. Ever had a burn from a very strong base? It hurts like hell. Don't do it. Did you know that drain cleaners also use sodium hydroxide? Drain cleaner on the balls. Sounds like a party to me.
Shaving is the way to go.
For the balls, wait until they are warm and in "dangle mode." Take a hot shower or bath or put a warm wash rag on them or something. Must be dangling completely. If you try to shave your balls when they are all cold and scrunched up, you will get a shitty shave and probably cut yourself. Seeing your balls bleed is a little startling. Use a razor with at least 3 blades (I use a 5 blade Gillette Fusion). I've tried 1 and 2 blade razors... Usually ends up with cuts. Not fun. It's all a matter of creating flat surfaces. Stretch the scrote out and shave where the skin is taught. You'll figure it out. Don't use any pressure on the razor and razor burn can be avoided.
As far as shaving up top goes, yeah it's very easy to get razor burn, especially the first few times. Trim the hair down as short as possible with an electric trimmer (go with the grain, you might get cut otherwise). Put shaving cream on and let it sit for a bit to soften up the hairs. I'd shave up top with a 1 or 2 blade razor because they don't cut the hair as deep and you are less likely to get razor burn. Shave with the grain and don't use any pressure on the razor blade. Be particularly gentle when you shave at the base of the penis, that gets itchy if you use too much pressure on the razor. As far as the shaft goes, again, with the grain, no pressure. Be careful there man. Cut on the dick is scary as hell.
If you have an after shave balm, use that afterwards, it'll help with the razor burn. If it's alcohol based it's gonna burn like hell. If it's one of those cooling balms... Don't put it on the balls... That just hurts like hell.
There you have it, pube shaving 101. Any questions, class?
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Re: male shaving! come post your valued opinions. [Re: Muppet]
#7936425 - 01/26/08 06:05 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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and considering I'm gonna be crashing on the couch for a while - I don't think I'm gonna have room for that fucker
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Re: male shaving! come post your valued opinions. [Re: Gumby]
#7936437 - 01/26/08 06:09 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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so i should deffinately rule the nair out? people are going to be dissappointed you know.. they were expecting a youtube show ont hat one ok so im gonna start with shaving the balls and trimming up top.
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Re: male shaving! come post your valued opinions. [Re: mycopsycho]
#7936447 - 01/26/08 06:12 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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damnit!
gumby - you just made my shit list *shakes fist*
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Re: male shaving! come post your valued opinions. [Re: Muppet]
#7936449 - 01/26/08 06:12 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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that woulda been one helluva show too
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Re: male shaving! come post your valued opinions. [Re: mycopsycho]
#7936451 - 01/26/08 06:12 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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If you're not gonna go with the nair, you may as well cancel the video shoot.
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Re: male shaving! come post your valued opinions. [Re: mycopsycho]
#7936464 - 01/26/08 06:14 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
IAmTheSickness said: so i should deffinately rule the nair out? people are going to be dissappointed you know.. they were expecting a youtube show ont hat one ok so im gonna start with shaving the balls and trimming up top.
Why you shouldn't use Nair on skin as sensitive as the scrotum will be self-explanatory within about 20-30 seconds of applying it. Burns like a motherfucker and can leave the skin irritated for days. Feels somewhat like taking an eraser or sandpaper to your balls for a few seconds.
Go for the trim up top and the shave below. Thats what I do. I also shave the base/shaft of the pen0r... deep throat, FTW!
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Re: male shaving! come post your valued opinions. [Re: Gumby]
#7936507 - 01/26/08 06:19 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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don't lie to the man...it's a little warm and that's it
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Re: male shaving! come post your valued opinions. [Re: Muppet]
#7936512 - 01/26/08 06:20 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Re: male shaving! come post your valued opinions. [Re: Muppet]
#7936534 - 01/26/08 06:22 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
Muppet said: don't lie to the man...it's a little warm and that's it
nope its too late. gumby let the cat outta the bag. the youtube show has been indeffintely postponed until i get novacaine to prep my nuts with for the nair show
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Re: male shaving! come post your valued opinions. [Re: mycopsycho]
#7936543 - 01/26/08 06:24 PM (16 years, 1 month ago) |
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Well if you're really worried about it, you could shoot up a bottle of ambasol into your nutsack, then freeze it down with ice.
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