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RandalFlagg
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The Gillette "Fusion"
#5447654 - 03/27/06 01:47 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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It's time for me to be a corporate shill.

This is the new razor that has been released by the Gillette company. It has two incarnations; the first is a regular shaver and the second is a shaver with a battery in it. I guess the battery "stimulates" the hair folicles or something like that.
The battery one was a little too rich for my blood so I got the regular one. The Fusion has five razor blades on the head! Five motherfucking blades. The shave is smooth and nice. My Gillette Mach 3's work OK...but I often rip up my face with them. I get no rippage with the Fusion.
The Fusion is awesome!
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Re: The Gillette "Fusion" [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5447658 - 03/27/06 01:48 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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When I saw this commercial come on during the Superbowl, I almost died laughing.
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Before growing out my beard, I used a Gillete Mach 3 turbo...three bladed head and the battery "stimulator" thing. It gives a very excellent shave. I never cut myself with it and never got the after shave itch deal.
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next thing we know there will be razors with 10 blades!!
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RandalFlagg
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They may make corny commercials for it...but the shit works.
Like I said, my Mach 3's sometimes rip my face to hell so much that it looks like I have leprosy. But, the next day the Mach 3 will give me an incredibly smooth shave. It is just sporadic.
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I was pissed because it was so damn obvious that was the next step up. 3 then 4 now 5. I was pissed when schick came out with the 4 because there's was obviously room for one more blade in there. I was like wtf? why bother with 4. just go straight to 5 like everyone knows someone's going to! AAhHHH haha sorry just my rant about a let down of a superbowl commercial. The razor seems pretty cool though.
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Re: The Gillette "Fusion" [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5447682 - 03/27/06 01:53 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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yeah the fusion is badass. Nice and smooth shave everytime.
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Re: The Gillette "Fusion" [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5447700 - 03/27/06 01:58 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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what I hate about shaving devices like that is that they always seem to fill up with hairs that you can't get out and makes shaving suck
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Re: The Gillette "Fusion" [Re: stefan]
#5447703 - 03/27/06 02:00 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Re: The Gillette "Fusion" [Re: stefan]
#5447704 - 03/27/06 02:00 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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stefan said: what I hate about shaving devices like that is that they always seem to fill up with hairs that you can't get out and makes shaving suck
Maybe the electric ones do...but I am referring to the Gillette Fusion. It has a classic razor setup (sharp blades which you have to manually move across your face).
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Re: The Gillette "Fusion" [Re: stefan]
#5447715 - 03/27/06 02:05 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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I stroke and rinse.
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Re: The Gillette "Fusion" [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5447717 - 03/27/06 02:06 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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I know. I have a *lets check what the hell I actually use* wilkinson protector 3d. sounds cool eh? it's not. Also a manual one. I think I want to try gilette.. the gilette one I mean
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Re: The Gillette "Fusion" [Re: Cowgold]
#5447719 - 03/27/06 02:06 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
Cowgold said: I stroke
I'll bet you do.
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Re: The Gillette "Fusion" [Re: stefan]
#5447724 - 03/27/06 02:09 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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I also have one of these for when I need to do a "quick" shave on the run:

It is one of the "nice" ones (over $100) and to be honest it kind of sucks. The shave is not even close at all. You can't beat razors. But...you take a chance of cutting your face up with razors though.
Edited by RandalFlagg (03/27/06 02:10 PM)
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Re: The Gillette "Fusion" [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5447734 - 03/27/06 02:12 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Re: The Gillette "Fusion" [Re: Cowgold]
#5447828 - 03/27/06 02:44 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Fuck, I thought we were talking about Gillette, the shroomerite, not the company 
Good deal though Randal, I might have to pick myself up one.
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Re: The Gillette "Fusion" [Re: drtyfrnk]
#5447916 - 03/27/06 03:17 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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drtyfrnk said: Fuck, I thought we were talking about Gillette, the shroomerite, not the company 
Common mistake it seems.
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I have a good razor already.
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Re: The Gillette "Fusion" [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5447953 - 03/27/06 03:26 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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5 blades? cmon, they are going crazy with this shit.
It'd be funny if SNL did one of those skits with someone trying to shave with a razor the size of a shovel that has 100 blades.
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Re: The Gillette "Fusion" [Re: Deadmaker]
#5448027 - 03/27/06 03:43 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Deadmaker said: 5 blades? cmon, they are going crazy with this shit.
It'd be funny if SNL did one of those skits with someone trying to shave with a razor the size of a shovel that has 100 blades.
Have you seen unbeliever's post/picture about the mach 14 in this thread?
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