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My fuckinhg roomie.
    #5322786 -

okay.

so we wree drinking vodka.

and we ran out ofr crankberry jice.

so ic was like, fine.

we'll go to tthecorbner store and buy moe

so we got there, and she was like, "LETS GO TO THE JAZZ ESTate"

which is the bar closts to our house.l

we went and drank 5 bloodies each.

now, we are wasted. she just pushed me downb adn I fell in the hallway.

she is wasted. she dpesnt undesratnd how we drank on a tab. she say s"THE'ARE ALL EVIL WITCHES!"

I dont get it at all.

OMG.

FUCKED UPO;.

BYE !


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After one comes, through contact with it's administrators, no longer to cherish greatly the law as a remedy in abuses, then the bottle becomes a sovereign means of direct action.  If you cannot throw it at least you can always drink out of it.  - Ernest Hemingway

If it is life that you feel you are missing I can tell you where to find it.  In the law courts, in business, in government.  There is nothing occurring in the streets. Nothing but a dumbshow composed of the helpless and the impotent.    -Cormac MacCarthy

He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.  - Aeschylus

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Re: My fuckinhg roomie. [Re: Madtowntripper]
    #5322790 -

Your room mate is a fucking head-case. :lol:


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m00nshine is currently vacationing in Maui. Rumor has it he got rolled by drunken natives and is currently prostituting himself in order to pay for airfare back to the mainland but he's having trouble juggling a hairon addiction. He won't be back for a long while.

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Re: My fuckinhg roomie. [Re: Madtowntripper]
    #5322791 -

:lol:
:lol:
:lol:

I don't see the problem; you're wasted. yeah, you fell down - but that happens when you're wasted.


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funky ass music: Planet of Dinosaurs // Rich Whiskey

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Re: My fuckinhg roomie. [Re: lukeboots]
    #5322794 -

bloody mary..mmmm that sounds so good.


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Mad_Larkin said:  Death is just a thang.
:clementine:
MrJellineck said:  Profits, prophets. That's all you jews think about.
sheekle said: life is drugs... and music... and cat... :snowman:

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Re: My fuckinhg roomie. [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
    #5322795 -

i mean, iu'm not upset.

she is so funny.

i'm typing on hber coputer.

she just kicked me in the shoulder.

she is lying on her bed saying "I kcik you in indonesia"

she says I am a bastard.

a "Son of a bastard"

"Kind of fnny"

now shje's speaking ruissian anbd I'm totally lost.

girls are so confusoing.


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After one comes, through contact with it's administrators, no longer to cherish greatly the law as a remedy in abuses, then the bottle becomes a sovereign means of direct action.  If you cannot throw it at least you can always drink out of it.  - Ernest Hemingway

If it is life that you feel you are missing I can tell you where to find it.  In the law courts, in business, in government.  There is nothing occurring in the streets. Nothing but a dumbshow composed of the helpless and the impotent.    -Cormac MacCarthy

He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.  - Aeschylus

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Re: My fuckinhg roomie. [Re: Madtowntripper]
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You ought to fuck her brains out and get it over with already. :grin:

All of this shit you go through with her is just sexual tension to the extreme.


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m00nshine is currently vacationing in Maui. Rumor has it he got rolled by drunken natives and is currently prostituting himself in order to pay for airfare back to the mainland but he's having trouble juggling a hairon addiction. He won't be back for a long while.

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Re: My fuckinhg roomie. [Re: Madtowntripper]
    #5322801 -

experiment. i'm going to type, verbatim, everything she says for the nmext 5 minutes....


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After one comes, through contact with it's administrators, no longer to cherish greatly the law as a remedy in abuses, then the bottle becomes a sovereign means of direct action.  If you cannot throw it at least you can always drink out of it.  - Ernest Hemingway

If it is life that you feel you are missing I can tell you where to find it.  In the law courts, in business, in government.  There is nothing occurring in the streets. Nothing but a dumbshow composed of the helpless and the impotent.    -Cormac MacCarthy

He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.  - Aeschylus

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Re: My fuckinhg roomie. [Re: Madtowntripper]
    #5322804 -

Matt is right on this.It sounds like th pants are just dieing to fly right off.Lay it to the girl before she gets anymore violent with you.


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Mad_Larkin said:  Death is just a thang.
:clementine:
MrJellineck said:  Profits, prophets. That's all you jews think about.
sheekle said: life is drugs... and music... and cat... :snowman:

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Re: My fuckinhg roomie. [Re: Madtowntripper]
    #5322806 -

10 minutes to what...i dont know, not realy that drunk.. whoah, cant stand up. could probalby persuade you tostand up, but its not worththe drugs I'm on. wait. i realy really want to talk to james <ME. oi dont care, i really want to talk to him. no i'm not borin, iu really dont like peope, but when I leak peopel I'lm really sad./ \ uh. i'f you want me to gfuck epople over I'd toalylly do that for sure, but not right now. i'm fine, really. dude. fine. if i'm ont dead in an hour, please rip mne from my lame life. i want to blahdybahbladahbalh,/


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After one comes, through contact with it's administrators, no longer to cherish greatly the law as a remedy in abuses, then the bottle becomes a sovereign means of direct action.  If you cannot throw it at least you can always drink out of it.  - Ernest Hemingway

If it is life that you feel you are missing I can tell you where to find it.  In the law courts, in business, in government.  There is nothing occurring in the streets. Nothing but a dumbshow composed of the helpless and the impotent.    -Cormac MacCarthy

He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.  - Aeschylus

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Re: My fuckinhg roomie. [Re: aNeway2sayHooray]
    #5322807 -

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl2:


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Mad_Larkin said:  Death is just a thang.
:clementine:
MrJellineck said:  Profits, prophets. That's all you jews think about.
sheekle said: life is drugs... and music... and cat... :snowman:

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Re: My fuckinhg roomie. [Re: Madtowntripper]
    #5322812 -

Pork her.

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Re: My fuckinhg roomie. [Re: Madtowntripper]
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Madtowntripper said:
10 minutes to what...i dont know, not realy that drunk.. whoah, cant stand up. could probalby persuade you tostand up, but its not worththe drugs I'm on. wait. i realy really want to talk to james <ME. oi dont care, i really want to talk to him. no i'm not borin, iu really dont like peope, but when I leak peopel I'lm really sad./ \ uh. i'f you want me to gfuck epople over I'd toalylly do that for sure, but not right now. i'm fine, really. dude. fine. if i'm ont dead in an hour, please rip mne from my lame life. i want to blahdybahbladahbalh,/


experiment: useless


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funky ass music: Planet of Dinosaurs // Rich Whiskey

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Re: My fuckinhg roomie. [Re: Madtowntripper]
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this girl is so drunk.

she just rhreatened to beat me up if i didnt admit "Friend" was a 4-letter word.


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After one comes, through contact with it's administrators, no longer to cherish greatly the law as a remedy in abuses, then the bottle becomes a sovereign means of direct action.  If you cannot throw it at least you can always drink out of it.  - Ernest Hemingway

If it is life that you feel you are missing I can tell you where to find it.  In the law courts, in business, in government.  There is nothing occurring in the streets. Nothing but a dumbshow composed of the helpless and the impotent.    -Cormac MacCarthy

He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.  - Aeschylus

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Re: My fuckinhg roomie. [Re: Madtowntripper]
    #5322820 -

thats great haha


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Shroomery Composition Contest

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Re: My fuckinhg roomie. [Re: Toddo]
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she's going to spiccubate me.

to rhyme with cordeilia "Mushrooms"

i smell like I won the world.

"SEMEN"


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After one comes, through contact with it's administrators, no longer to cherish greatly the law as a remedy in abuses, then the bottle becomes a sovereign means of direct action.  If you cannot throw it at least you can always drink out of it.  - Ernest Hemingway

If it is life that you feel you are missing I can tell you where to find it.  In the law courts, in business, in government.  There is nothing occurring in the streets. Nothing but a dumbshow composed of the helpless and the impotent.    -Cormac MacCarthy

He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.  - Aeschylus

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Re: My fuckinhg roomie. [Re: Madtowntripper]
    #5322839 -

You best reek of pussy within the next half hour. :wink:


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m00nshine is currently vacationing in Maui. Rumor has it he got rolled by drunken natives and is currently prostituting himself in order to pay for airfare back to the mainland but he's having trouble juggling a hairon addiction. He won't be back for a long while.

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Re: My fuckinhg roomie. [Re: Madtowntripper]
    #5322843 -

Friend is a 4-letter words right?
:bouncysmoke:


j/k


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"This combines the good sides of every other drug with none of the bad. This is the ultimate luxury, the flawless wisdom-pleasure hit. More mellow and cozy than heroin, but you don't nod out. I feel more alive and wired and energetic than with speed, but not jangly. Its got the blast of cocaine, but it lasted ten times longer."

"Going to the grave without ever having a psychedelic experience is like going to the grave without ever having sex. That means you will die before even becoming an adolescent." -Terence Mckenna

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Re: My fuckinhg roomie. [Re: TYL3R]
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No, no, no. Sex with the roommate is bad news. Having drunk stupid sex with a platonic friend is an awkward situation the next day, and sometimes those friendships don't survive. If you're LIVING WITH HER, it's even worse.


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"I have no valid complaint against hustlers. No rational bitch. But the act of selling is repulsive to me. I harbor a secret urge to whack a salesman in the face, crack his teeth and put red bumps around his eyes." -Hunter S Thompson
http://phluck.is-after.us

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Re: My fuckinhg roomie. [Re: Phluck]
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He is in no mood for the facts here.


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Mad_Larkin said:  Death is just a thang.
:clementine:
MrJellineck said:  Profits, prophets. That's all you jews think about.
sheekle said: life is drugs... and music... and cat... :snowman:

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Re: My fuckinhg roomie. [Re: aNeway2sayHooray]
    #5322872 -

are you kidding

i just letf her in the other room.

i have a structural geology calass at 9:--/

i dpnt have time to deal w/ her right now.

she's passed otu drunk

nakede!!!!!!!

butr Phluck is right. i wont fuck her.

i LIVE W? HER.

that shti swoudl be wierdl.

see ya'l tomoroow.

peace.


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After one comes, through contact with it's administrators, no longer to cherish greatly the law as a remedy in abuses, then the bottle becomes a sovereign means of direct action.  If you cannot throw it at least you can always drink out of it.  - Ernest Hemingway

If it is life that you feel you are missing I can tell you where to find it.  In the law courts, in business, in government.  There is nothing occurring in the streets. Nothing but a dumbshow composed of the helpless and the impotent.    -Cormac MacCarthy

He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.  - Aeschylus

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