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Madtowntripper
Sun-Beams out of Cucumbers


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My fuckinhg roomie.
#5322786 - 02/21/06 02:02 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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okay.
so we wree drinking vodka.
and we ran out ofr crankberry jice.
so ic was like, fine.
we'll go to tthecorbner store and buy moe
so we got there, and she was like, "LETS GO TO THE JAZZ ESTate"
which is the bar closts to our house.l
we went and drank 5 bloodies each.
now, we are wasted. she just pushed me downb adn I fell in the hallway.
she is wasted. she dpesnt undesratnd how we drank on a tab. she say s"THE'ARE ALL EVIL WITCHES!"
I dont get it at all.
OMG.
FUCKED UPO;.
BYE !
-------------------- After one comes, through contact with it's administrators, no longer to cherish greatly the law as a remedy in abuses, then the bottle becomes a sovereign means of direct action. If you cannot throw it at least you can always drink out of it. - Ernest Hemingway If it is life that you feel you are missing I can tell you where to find it. In the law courts, in business, in government. There is nothing occurring in the streets. Nothing but a dumbshow composed of the helpless and the impotent. -Cormac MacCarthy He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God. - Aeschylus
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THE KRAT BARON
one-eyed willie
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Your room mate is a fucking head-case.
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lukeboots
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I don't see the problem; you're wasted. yeah, you fell down - but that happens when you're wasted.
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Cresley Wusher



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Re: My fuckinhg roomie. [Re: lukeboots]
#5322794 - 02/21/06 02:06 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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bloody mary..mmmm that sounds so good.
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Madtowntripper
Sun-Beams out of Cucumbers


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i mean, iu'm not upset.
she is so funny.
i'm typing on hber coputer.
she just kicked me in the shoulder.
she is lying on her bed saying "I kcik you in indonesia"
she says I am a bastard.
a "Son of a bastard"
"Kind of fnny"
now shje's speaking ruissian anbd I'm totally lost.
girls are so confusoing.
-------------------- After one comes, through contact with it's administrators, no longer to cherish greatly the law as a remedy in abuses, then the bottle becomes a sovereign means of direct action. If you cannot throw it at least you can always drink out of it. - Ernest Hemingway If it is life that you feel you are missing I can tell you where to find it. In the law courts, in business, in government. There is nothing occurring in the streets. Nothing but a dumbshow composed of the helpless and the impotent. -Cormac MacCarthy He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God. - Aeschylus
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THE KRAT BARON
one-eyed willie
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You ought to fuck her brains out and get it over with already. 
All of this shit you go through with her is just sexual tension to the extreme.
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Madtowntripper
Sun-Beams out of Cucumbers


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experiment. i'm going to type, verbatim, everything she says for the nmext 5 minutes....
-------------------- After one comes, through contact with it's administrators, no longer to cherish greatly the law as a remedy in abuses, then the bottle becomes a sovereign means of direct action. If you cannot throw it at least you can always drink out of it. - Ernest Hemingway If it is life that you feel you are missing I can tell you where to find it. In the law courts, in business, in government. There is nothing occurring in the streets. Nothing but a dumbshow composed of the helpless and the impotent. -Cormac MacCarthy He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God. - Aeschylus
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Cresley Wusher



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Matt is right on this.It sounds like th pants are just dieing to fly right off.Lay it to the girl before she gets anymore violent with you.
-------------------- Mad_Larkin said: Death is just a thang.
MrJellineck said: Profits, prophets. That's all you jews think about. sheekle said: life is drugs... and music... and cat...
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Madtowntripper
Sun-Beams out of Cucumbers


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10 minutes to what...i dont know, not realy that drunk.. whoah, cant stand up. could probalby persuade you tostand up, but its not worththe drugs I'm on. wait. i realy really want to talk to james <ME. oi dont care, i really want to talk to him. no i'm not borin, iu really dont like peope, but when I leak peopel I'lm really sad./ \ uh. i'f you want me to gfuck epople over I'd toalylly do that for sure, but not right now. i'm fine, really. dude. fine. if i'm ont dead in an hour, please rip mne from my lame life. i want to blahdybahbladahbalh,/
-------------------- After one comes, through contact with it's administrators, no longer to cherish greatly the law as a remedy in abuses, then the bottle becomes a sovereign means of direct action. If you cannot throw it at least you can always drink out of it. - Ernest Hemingway If it is life that you feel you are missing I can tell you where to find it. In the law courts, in business, in government. There is nothing occurring in the streets. Nothing but a dumbshow composed of the helpless and the impotent. -Cormac MacCarthy He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God. - Aeschylus
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Cresley Wusher



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-------------------- Mad_Larkin said: Death is just a thang.
MrJellineck said: Profits, prophets. That's all you jews think about. sheekle said: life is drugs... and music... and cat...
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TYL3R


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Pork her.
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lukeboots
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Quote:
Madtowntripper said: 10 minutes to what...i dont know, not realy that drunk.. whoah, cant stand up. could probalby persuade you tostand up, but its not worththe drugs I'm on. wait. i realy really want to talk to james <ME. oi dont care, i really want to talk to him. no i'm not borin, iu really dont like peope, but when I leak peopel I'lm really sad./ \ uh. i'f you want me to gfuck epople over I'd toalylly do that for sure, but not right now. i'm fine, really. dude. fine. if i'm ont dead in an hour, please rip mne from my lame life. i want to blahdybahbladahbalh,/
experiment: useless
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Madtowntripper
Sun-Beams out of Cucumbers


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this girl is so drunk.
she just rhreatened to beat me up if i didnt admit "Friend" was a 4-letter word.
-------------------- After one comes, through contact with it's administrators, no longer to cherish greatly the law as a remedy in abuses, then the bottle becomes a sovereign means of direct action. If you cannot throw it at least you can always drink out of it. - Ernest Hemingway If it is life that you feel you are missing I can tell you where to find it. In the law courts, in business, in government. There is nothing occurring in the streets. Nothing but a dumbshow composed of the helpless and the impotent. -Cormac MacCarthy He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God. - Aeschylus
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Toddo
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thats great haha
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Madtowntripper
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Re: My fuckinhg roomie. [Re: Toddo]
#5322828 - 02/21/06 02:28 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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she's going to spiccubate me.
to rhyme with cordeilia "Mushrooms"
i smell like I won the world.
"SEMEN"
-------------------- After one comes, through contact with it's administrators, no longer to cherish greatly the law as a remedy in abuses, then the bottle becomes a sovereign means of direct action. If you cannot throw it at least you can always drink out of it. - Ernest Hemingway If it is life that you feel you are missing I can tell you where to find it. In the law courts, in business, in government. There is nothing occurring in the streets. Nothing but a dumbshow composed of the helpless and the impotent. -Cormac MacCarthy He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God. - Aeschylus
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THE KRAT BARON
one-eyed willie
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You best reek of pussy within the next half hour.
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Brakkie
Myself
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Friend is a 4-letter words right? 
j/k
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Phluck
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Re: My fuckinhg roomie. [Re: TYL3R]
#5322856 - 02/21/06 02:42 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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No, no, no. Sex with the roommate is bad news. Having drunk stupid sex with a platonic friend is an awkward situation the next day, and sometimes those friendships don't survive. If you're LIVING WITH HER, it's even worse.
-------------------- "I have no valid complaint against hustlers. No rational bitch. But the act of selling is repulsive to me. I harbor a secret urge to whack a salesman in the face, crack his teeth and put red bumps around his eyes." -Hunter S Thompson http://phluck.is-after.us
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Cresley Wusher



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Re: My fuckinhg roomie. [Re: Phluck]
#5322860 - 02/21/06 02:47 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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He is in no mood for the facts here.
-------------------- Mad_Larkin said: Death is just a thang.
MrJellineck said: Profits, prophets. That's all you jews think about. sheekle said: life is drugs... and music... and cat...
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Madtowntripper
Sun-Beams out of Cucumbers


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are you kidding
i just letf her in the other room.
i have a structural geology calass at 9:--/
i dpnt have time to deal w/ her right now.
she's passed otu drunk
nakede!!!!!!!
butr Phluck is right. i wont fuck her.
i LIVE W? HER.
that shti swoudl be wierdl.
see ya'l tomoroow.
peace.
-------------------- After one comes, through contact with it's administrators, no longer to cherish greatly the law as a remedy in abuses, then the bottle becomes a sovereign means of direct action. If you cannot throw it at least you can always drink out of it. - Ernest Hemingway If it is life that you feel you are missing I can tell you where to find it. In the law courts, in business, in government. There is nothing occurring in the streets. Nothing but a dumbshow composed of the helpless and the impotent. -Cormac MacCarthy He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God. - Aeschylus
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