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OfflineMadtowntripper
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So my roomie is a total whore...
    #4606282 - 09/01/05 12:26 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

So I called into work tonight and picked up a bottle of SoCo 100. My favorite.

Well, my new roomie Jesi is fine w/ beer, but apparently you cant feed her any liquor. She just passed out, we started drinking at like, 5. She's broken 3 glasses, spilled a few beers, and spilled the bongwater. In addition to burning a hole in the new persian rug.

Then, she totally went downstairs to the people who live on the first floor and started banging on their door to wake them up. Upon summoning someone to the door, she burst in and started banging on the doors of individual bedrooms.

She finally gave up that and came upstairs where she proceeded to get even drunker. After I cut her off, she offered to show me her tits if I'd get her another beer.

And I've lived w/ this girl for like, 3 weeks. Holy shit. Another 11 months of this? What am I for?

I'll have to buy a camera.


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If it is life that you feel you are missing I can tell you where to find it.  In the law courts, in business, in government.  There is nothing occurring in the streets. Nothing but a dumbshow composed of the helpless and the impotent.    -Cormac MacCarthy

He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.  - Aeschylus


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Re: So my roomie is a total whore... [Re: Madtowntripper]
    #4606292 - 09/01/05 12:27 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

bang her...


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OfflineHarbinger
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Re: So my roomie is a total whore... [Re: AliceDee]
    #4606304 - 09/01/05 12:29 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

soooo....did you give her another drink? :smirk:


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Re: So my roomie is a total whore... [Re: Harbinger]
    #4606361 - 09/01/05 12:38 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

hit it?


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Re: So my roomie is a total whore... [Re: Harbinger]
    #4606368 - 09/01/05 12:39 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

Southern Comfort  :thumbup: DAMN good choice.


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Re: So my roomie is a total whore... [Re: PS_Cubes]
    #4606379 - 09/01/05 12:41 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

CaptainH13 said:
ever seen that shitty version of American psycho,where he's chasing that chick around half naked and covered in blood ,with a chainsaw...running down the halls of the complex...


yea do that...that will set them straight




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Re: So my roomie is a total whore... [Re: Madtowntripper]
    #4606380 - 09/01/05 12:41 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

:2cents: ....



:hitit:


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Re: So my roomie is a total whore... [Re: CaptainH13]
    #4606388 - 09/01/05 12:42 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

Damn, you just quoted yourself :lol:


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Re: So my roomie is a total whore... [Re: Madtowntripper]
    #4606427 - 09/01/05 12:46 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

tell her she can have all the beers she wants for a BJ


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Re: So my roomie is a total whore... [Re: AliceDee]
    #4606431 - 09/01/05 12:46 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

AliceDee said:
bang her...




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Re: So my roomie is a total whore... [Re: BanJankri]
    #4606467 - 09/01/05 12:51 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

BanJankri said:
Quote:

AliceDee said:
bang her...







This would be the sensible thing to do in this situation. :grin:


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Re: So my roomie is a total whore... [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
    #4606485 - 09/01/05 12:54 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

I wish my roomate was a whore

actually I don't, my roomate's name is John :lol:


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Re: So my roomie is a total whore... [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
    #4606491 - 09/01/05 12:55 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

Dude! I totally would, if I didnt have to live w/ her for 11 months.  Thats alot of akward mornings.

She has these huge tits.  I was teasing her for drinking earlier, and she was like, "haha! I can fit 2 gallons of liquor in my boobs!"  :crazy2:


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After one comes, through contact with it's administrators, no longer to cherish greatly the law as a remedy in abuses, then the bottle becomes a sovereign means of direct action.  If you cannot throw it at least you can always drink out of it.  - Ernest Hemingway

If it is life that you feel you are missing I can tell you where to find it.  In the law courts, in business, in government.  There is nothing occurring in the streets. Nothing but a dumbshow composed of the helpless and the impotent.    -Cormac MacCarthy

He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.  - Aeschylus


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Re: So my roomie is a total whore... [Re: Madtowntripper]
    #4606495 - 09/01/05 12:56 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

So fuck her.


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Re: So my roomie is a total whore... [Re: MagicalMystery]
    #4606614 - 09/01/05 01:23 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

get some sperm from a sperm bank and then while your fucking her put the other guys sperm in there.....


Edited by AliceDee (09/01/05 01:23 AM)


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Re: So my roomie is a total whore... [Re: Madtowntripper]
    #4606641 - 09/01/05 01:28 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

A one night fuck would be fine. Never bring it up, if she does, change the subject.


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Re: So my roomie is a total whore... [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #4606648 - 09/01/05 01:29 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

or you could be like, "Yeah, we fucked that one night. What's the big deal?"

She's a slut, she has to understand :smirk:


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Re: So my roomie is a total whore... [Re: mantis]
    #4606666 - 09/01/05 01:32 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

He does have a point.


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Re: So my roomie is a total whore... [Re: mantis]
    #4606672 - 09/01/05 01:33 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

Seriously. Plus the rule book says you can choke slam sluts whenever they get out of line.


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Re: So my roomie is a total whore... [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #4606673 - 09/01/05 01:33 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

:rules:


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