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So my roomie is a total whore...
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So I called into work tonight and picked up a bottle of SoCo 100. My favorite.

Well, my new roomie Jesi is fine w/ beer, but apparently you cant feed her any liquor. She just passed out, we started drinking at like, 5. She's broken 3 glasses, spilled a few beers, and spilled the bongwater. In addition to burning a hole in the new persian rug.

Then, she totally went downstairs to the people who live on the first floor and started banging on their door to wake them up. Upon summoning someone to the door, she burst in and started banging on the doors of individual bedrooms.

She finally gave up that and came upstairs where she proceeded to get even drunker. After I cut her off, she offered to show me her tits if I'd get her another beer.

And I've lived w/ this girl for like, 3 weeks. Holy shit. Another 11 months of this? What am I for?

I'll have to buy a camera.


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After one comes, through contact with it's administrators, no longer to cherish greatly the law as a remedy in abuses, then the bottle becomes a sovereign means of direct action.  If you cannot throw it at least you can always drink out of it.  - Ernest Hemingway

If it is life that you feel you are missing I can tell you where to find it.  In the law courts, in business, in government.  There is nothing occurring in the streets. Nothing but a dumbshow composed of the helpless and the impotent.    -Cormac MacCarthy

He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.  - Aeschylus

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Re: So my roomie is a total whore... [Re: Madtowntripper]
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bang her...

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Re: So my roomie is a total whore... [Re: AliceDee]
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soooo....did you give her another drink? :smirk:


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Re: So my roomie is a total whore... [Re: Harbinger]
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hit it?


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Re: So my roomie is a total whore... [Re: Harbinger]
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Southern Comfort  :thumbup: DAMN good choice.


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Re: So my roomie is a total whore... [Re: PS_Cubes]
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CaptainH13 said:
ever seen that shitty version of American psycho,where he's chasing that chick around half naked and covered in blood ,with a chainsaw...running down the halls of the complex...


yea do that...that will set them straight



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Re: So my roomie is a total whore... [Re: Madtowntripper]
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:2cents: ....



:hitit:

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Re: So my roomie is a total whore... [Re: CaptainH13]
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Damn, you just quoted yourself :lol:

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Re: So my roomie is a total whore... [Re: Madtowntripper]
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tell her she can have all the beers she wants for a BJ

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Re: So my roomie is a total whore... [Re: AliceDee]
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AliceDee said:
bang her...



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Just let everything flow, just flow right to the center of everything. You gotta turn off your mind and relax, and then just float downstream...

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Re: So my roomie is a total whore... [Re: BanJankri]
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BanJankri said:
AliceDee said:
bang her...




This would be the sensible thing to do in this situation. :grin:


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m00nshine is currently vacationing in Maui. Rumor has it he got rolled by drunken natives and is currently prostituting himself in order to pay for airfare back to the mainland but he's having trouble juggling a hairon addiction. He won't be back for a long while.

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Re: So my roomie is a total whore... [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
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I wish my roomate was a whore

actually I don't, my roomate's name is John :lol:

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Re: So my roomie is a total whore... [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
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Dude! I totally would, if I didnt have to live w/ her for 11 months.  Thats alot of akward mornings.

She has these huge tits.  I was teasing her for drinking earlier, and she was like, "haha! I can fit 2 gallons of liquor in my boobs!"  :crazy2:


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After one comes, through contact with it's administrators, no longer to cherish greatly the law as a remedy in abuses, then the bottle becomes a sovereign means of direct action.  If you cannot throw it at least you can always drink out of it.  - Ernest Hemingway

If it is life that you feel you are missing I can tell you where to find it.  In the law courts, in business, in government.  There is nothing occurring in the streets. Nothing but a dumbshow composed of the helpless and the impotent.    -Cormac MacCarthy

He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.  - Aeschylus

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Re: So my roomie is a total whore... [Re: Madtowntripper]
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So fuck her.


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"Men trained in arms from their infancy, and animated by the love of liberty, will afford neither a cheap or easy conquest."
From the Declaration of the Continental Congress

"We can have peace and security only as long as we band together to preserve that most priceless possession, our inheritance of European blood."
Charles A. Lindbergh,"Aviation, Geography, and Race", Reader's Digest, Nov. 1939

"We must secure the existance of our people and a future for White children."
David Lane

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Re: So my roomie is a total whore... [Re: MagicalMystery]
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get some sperm from a sperm bank and then while your fucking her put the other guys sperm in there.....

Edited by AliceDee (08/31/05 11:23 PM)

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Re: So my roomie is a total whore... [Re: Madtowntripper]
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A one night fuck would be fine. Never bring it up, if she does, change the subject.


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Re: So my roomie is a total whore... [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
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or you could be like, "Yeah, we fucked that one night. What's the big deal?"

She's a slut, she has to understand :smirk:


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Re: So my roomie is a total whore... [Re: mantis]
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He does have a point.


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Re: So my roomie is a total whore... [Re: mantis]
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Seriously. Plus the rule book says you can choke slam sluts whenever they get out of line.


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Re: So my roomie is a total whore... [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
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:rules:


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