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OfflineMadtowntripper
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My fuckinhg roomie.
    #5322786 - 02/21/06 02:02 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

okay.

so we wree drinking vodka.

and we ran out ofr crankberry jice.

so ic was like, fine.

we'll go to tthecorbner store and buy moe

so we got there, and she was like, "LETS GO TO THE JAZZ ESTate"

which is the bar closts to our house.l

we went and drank 5 bloodies each.

now, we are wasted. she just pushed me downb adn I fell in the hallway.

she is wasted. she dpesnt undesratnd how we drank on a tab. she say s"THE'ARE ALL EVIL WITCHES!"

I dont get it at all.

OMG.

FUCKED UPO;.

BYE !


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After one comes, through contact with it's administrators, no longer to cherish greatly the law as a remedy in abuses, then the bottle becomes a sovereign means of direct action.  If you cannot throw it at least you can always drink out of it.  - Ernest Hemingway

If it is life that you feel you are missing I can tell you where to find it.  In the law courts, in business, in government.  There is nothing occurring in the streets. Nothing but a dumbshow composed of the helpless and the impotent.    -Cormac MacCarthy

He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.  - Aeschylus


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Re: My fuckinhg roomie. [Re: Madtowntripper]
    #5322790 - 02/21/06 02:04 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Your room mate is a fucking head-case. :lol:


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Re: My fuckinhg roomie. [Re: Madtowntripper]
    #5322791 - 02/21/06 02:05 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

:lol:
:lol:
:lol:

I don't see the problem; you're wasted. yeah, you fell down - but that happens when you're wasted.


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Re: My fuckinhg roomie. [Re: lukeboots]
    #5322794 - 02/21/06 02:06 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

bloody mary..mmmm that sounds so good.


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Re: My fuckinhg roomie. [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
    #5322795 - 02/21/06 02:07 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

i mean, iu'm not upset.

she is so funny.

i'm typing on hber coputer.

she just kicked me in the shoulder.

she is lying on her bed saying "I kcik you in indonesia"

she says I am a bastard.

a "Son of a bastard"

"Kind of fnny"

now shje's speaking ruissian anbd I'm totally lost.

girls are so confusoing.


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If it is life that you feel you are missing I can tell you where to find it.  In the law courts, in business, in government.  There is nothing occurring in the streets. Nothing but a dumbshow composed of the helpless and the impotent.    -Cormac MacCarthy

He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.  - Aeschylus


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Re: My fuckinhg roomie. [Re: Madtowntripper]
    #5322797 - 02/21/06 02:08 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

You ought to fuck her brains out and get it over with already. :grin:

All of this shit you go through with her is just sexual tension to the extreme.


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Re: My fuckinhg roomie. [Re: Madtowntripper]
    #5322801 - 02/21/06 02:11 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

experiment. i'm going to type, verbatim, everything she says for the nmext 5 minutes....


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After one comes, through contact with it's administrators, no longer to cherish greatly the law as a remedy in abuses, then the bottle becomes a sovereign means of direct action.  If you cannot throw it at least you can always drink out of it.  - Ernest Hemingway

If it is life that you feel you are missing I can tell you where to find it.  In the law courts, in business, in government.  There is nothing occurring in the streets. Nothing but a dumbshow composed of the helpless and the impotent.    -Cormac MacCarthy

He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.  - Aeschylus


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Re: My fuckinhg roomie. [Re: Madtowntripper]
    #5322804 - 02/21/06 02:13 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Matt is right on this.It sounds like th pants are just dieing to fly right off.Lay it to the girl before she gets anymore violent with you.


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Re: My fuckinhg roomie. [Re: Madtowntripper]
    #5322806 - 02/21/06 02:15 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

10 minutes to what...i dont know, not realy that drunk.. whoah, cant stand up. could probalby persuade you tostand up, but its not worththe drugs I'm on. wait. i realy really want to talk to james <ME. oi dont care, i really want to talk to him. no i'm not borin, iu really dont like peope, but when I leak peopel I'lm really sad./ \ uh. i'f you want me to gfuck epople over I'd toalylly do that for sure, but not right now. i'm fine, really. dude. fine. if i'm ont dead in an hour, please rip mne from my lame life. i want to blahdybahbladahbalh,/


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After one comes, through contact with it's administrators, no longer to cherish greatly the law as a remedy in abuses, then the bottle becomes a sovereign means of direct action.  If you cannot throw it at least you can always drink out of it.  - Ernest Hemingway

If it is life that you feel you are missing I can tell you where to find it.  In the law courts, in business, in government.  There is nothing occurring in the streets. Nothing but a dumbshow composed of the helpless and the impotent.    -Cormac MacCarthy

He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.  - Aeschylus


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Re: My fuckinhg roomie. [Re: aNeway2sayHooray]
    #5322807 - 02/21/06 02:16 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl2:


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MrJellineck said:  Profits, prophets. That's all you jews think about.
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Re: My fuckinhg roomie. [Re: Madtowntripper]
    #5322812 - 02/21/06 02:18 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Pork her.


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Re: My fuckinhg roomie. [Re: Madtowntripper]
    #5322814 - 02/21/06 02:18 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Madtowntripper said:
10 minutes to what...i dont know, not realy that drunk.. whoah, cant stand up. could probalby persuade you tostand up, but its not worththe drugs I'm on. wait. i realy really want to talk to james <ME. oi dont care, i really want to talk to him. no i'm not borin, iu really dont like peope, but when I leak peopel I'lm really sad./ \ uh. i'f you want me to gfuck epople over I'd toalylly do that for sure, but not right now. i'm fine, really. dude. fine. if i'm ont dead in an hour, please rip mne from my lame life. i want to blahdybahbladahbalh,/




experiment: useless


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Re: My fuckinhg roomie. [Re: Madtowntripper]
    #5322818 - 02/21/06 02:21 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

this girl is so drunk.

she just rhreatened to beat me up if i didnt admit "Friend" was a 4-letter word.


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After one comes, through contact with it's administrators, no longer to cherish greatly the law as a remedy in abuses, then the bottle becomes a sovereign means of direct action.  If you cannot throw it at least you can always drink out of it.  - Ernest Hemingway

If it is life that you feel you are missing I can tell you where to find it.  In the law courts, in business, in government.  There is nothing occurring in the streets. Nothing but a dumbshow composed of the helpless and the impotent.    -Cormac MacCarthy

He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.  - Aeschylus


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Re: My fuckinhg roomie. [Re: Madtowntripper]
    #5322820 - 02/21/06 02:22 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

thats great haha


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Re: My fuckinhg roomie. [Re: Toddo]
    #5322828 - 02/21/06 02:28 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

she's going to spiccubate me.

to rhyme with cordeilia "Mushrooms"

i smell like I won the world.

"SEMEN"


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After one comes, through contact with it's administrators, no longer to cherish greatly the law as a remedy in abuses, then the bottle becomes a sovereign means of direct action.  If you cannot throw it at least you can always drink out of it.  - Ernest Hemingway

If it is life that you feel you are missing I can tell you where to find it.  In the law courts, in business, in government.  There is nothing occurring in the streets. Nothing but a dumbshow composed of the helpless and the impotent.    -Cormac MacCarthy

He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.  - Aeschylus


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Re: My fuckinhg roomie. [Re: Madtowntripper]
    #5322839 - 02/21/06 02:34 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

You best reek of pussy within the next half hour. :wink:


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Re: My fuckinhg roomie. [Re: Madtowntripper]
    #5322843 - 02/21/06 02:36 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Friend is a 4-letter words right?
:bouncysmoke:


j/k


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Re: My fuckinhg roomie. [Re: TYL3R]
    #5322856 - 02/21/06 02:42 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

No, no, no. Sex with the roommate is bad news. Having drunk stupid sex with a platonic friend is an awkward situation the next day, and sometimes those friendships don't survive. If you're LIVING WITH HER, it's even worse.


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Re: My fuckinhg roomie. [Re: Phluck]
    #5322860 - 02/21/06 02:47 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

He is in no mood for the facts here.


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Re: My fuckinhg roomie. [Re: aNeway2sayHooray]
    #5322872 - 02/21/06 02:56 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

are you kidding

i just letf her in the other room.

i have a structural geology calass at 9:--/

i dpnt have time to deal w/ her right now.

she's passed otu drunk

nakede!!!!!!!

butr Phluck is right. i wont fuck her.

i LIVE W? HER.

that shti swoudl be wierdl.

see ya'l tomoroow.

peace.


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If it is life that you feel you are missing I can tell you where to find it.  In the law courts, in business, in government.  There is nothing occurring in the streets. Nothing but a dumbshow composed of the helpless and the impotent.    -Cormac MacCarthy

He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.  - Aeschylus


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Re: My fuckinhg roomie. [Re: Madtowntripper]
    #5322926 - 02/21/06 03:54 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Madtowntripper said:she's passed otu drunk

nakede!!!!!!!




The window of legitimate opportunity was somewhere inbetween nakede!!!!!! and passed otu.

I'm sure it's easy to miss a thing like that though.


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Re: My fuckinhg roomie. [Re: Koala Koolio]
    #5323157 - 02/21/06 07:43 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

To tell you the truth, I'd rather have a roomate like that. At least you can party with your roomate. My roomate is extremely lame. He has a fucked up redneck attitude all the time, he doesn't party at all, he doesn't want to make any friends here at college, and he goes to bed every night at about 10:30. LAME!


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Re: My fuckinhg roomie. [Re: InsaneMetalMan]
    #5323463 - 02/21/06 10:17 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

my head hurts so bad.

drinking on school nights = bad idea


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After one comes, through contact with it's administrators, no longer to cherish greatly the law as a remedy in abuses, then the bottle becomes a sovereign means of direct action.  If you cannot throw it at least you can always drink out of it.  - Ernest Hemingway

If it is life that you feel you are missing I can tell you where to find it.  In the law courts, in business, in government.  There is nothing occurring in the streets. Nothing but a dumbshow composed of the helpless and the impotent.    -Cormac MacCarthy

He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.  - Aeschylus


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Re: My fuckinhg roomie. [Re: Madtowntripper]
    #5323483 - 02/21/06 10:23 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

hey madtown you should do a nightly installment of,

"what my piss drunk roomie did tonight."


this shit cracks me the fuck up EVERY time. :rofl:


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Re: My fuckinhg roomie. [Re: sui]
    #5323491 - 02/21/06 10:26 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

haha it is amusing


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Re: My fuckinhg roomie. [Re: Boom]
    #5323511 - 02/21/06 10:31 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

next time we need video.


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Re: My fuckinhg roomie. [Re: coda]
    #5323517 - 02/21/06 10:32 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

this thread delivers


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Re: My fuckinhg roomie. [Re: duggan18]
    #5323811 - 02/21/06 12:05 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

I thought it failed to deliver. Hehe...

Still, more promising than that fake valentines day 14-sum.


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