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Nibin
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What a load of shit. The story of a sunny Saturday afternoon
#5313745 - 02/18/06 03:44 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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So, I have been thinking of moving onto poo for some time now and this afternoon I decided to go ahead. In my campus there is a veterinary faculty that has it's own farm, so I decided to go and ask if they had any poo that I could help myself to "for my roses". I talked to this really kind lady vet that told me I had to talk to someone from the farm section. So I went over there but sadly there was nobody around. Feeling frustrated I decided to sneak about a bit and see what I could find. Using my detective skills I noticed a lot of tractor prints in the mud that went in one direction and there was a lot of straw and some shit in the tracks so I followed them and I found...
a HUGE pile of poo. But really huge, it must be at least ten metres (two stories) high. I'm talking humongous here, I could have dug a cave in the pile and moved in. I was in poo heaven. Not only that but it was divided in areas, some of them fresher than others, and some of it was really well weathered. Also, as if left there on purpose there was a big pile of straw bales piled up under a tarp just next to the stuff.
Sooooo, I'm thinking of going to help myself to some poo tonight. There is no nightwatch and they would probably let me have the stuff anyway.
This stuff must be a mix of poo from just about any grass eating animal on earth, I saw horses, donkeys, cows, goats and sheep there.
So what do you think, should I go and get a few bags worth? will it be any good?
PS: I'll try and post some pictures of this poo mountain.
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Delinquentes
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Re: What a load of shit. The story of a sunny Saturday afternoon [Re: Nibin]
#5313758 - 02/18/06 03:49 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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LMFAO!
Pooback Mountain....
Hollywood might catch on..
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SoulSuuckinJERK
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Re: What a load of shit. The story of a sunny Saturday afternoon [Re: Delinquentes]
#5313792 - 02/18/06 04:00 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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thats fucking awesome!
...but i would really just ask somebody if you could shovel a few bags worth before you go sneak there and try to steal some...wouldnt that be some shit if you got arrest for stealing shit? They may also be suspicious of why youre stealing shit in the middle of the night too...
but hey, thats just me...paranoid me.
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Re: What a load of shit. The story of a sunny Saturday afternoon [Re: Nibin]
#5313797 - 02/18/06 04:01 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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Don't steal the poo man, like you said it might be no thing, but why even risk getting caught taking shit...lol
Also it sounds like the poo might be in different phases if so, I would want to talk to some one there that can let you know whats going on.
Chances are they will help you out, then you be better of knowing what you have and don't start off the grow with bad Karma...
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Re: What a load of shit. The story of a sunny Saturday afternoon [Re: Delinquentes]
#5313799 - 02/18/06 04:02 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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I hope you don't get busted for stealing shit.
love, revbear
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Nibin
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Re: What a load of shit. The story of a sunny Saturday afternoon [Re: SoulSuuckinJERK]
#5313806 - 02/18/06 04:04 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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Well, first of all, the police are not allowed on my campus. They are considered persona non grata. We have this private security company that doesn't do much anyway. And the poo is is a piece land ant the back of the faculty that is not visible from anywhere (surrounded by trees, rushes, etc) and there is an access road that is totally invisible. It just seems like something fun to do as I really am not tired even though it's midnight over here.
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agar
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Re: What a load of shit. The story of a sunny Saturday afternoon [Re: Nibin]
#5313975 - 02/18/06 05:16 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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Bad KARMA causes contamination, later on.
Just ask for a sack full.
I'm sure they would give you some. (why not, after all, it's just manure)
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Re: What a load of shit. The story of a sunny Saturday afternoon [Re: agar]
#5314057 - 02/18/06 05:43 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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Hey I'm back! That was actually quite fun. I hiked down to the place and filled a potato sack with about 40 pounds of poo (as much as I could carry comfortably up slopes) and walked back home.
No problem, didn't see a soul and even a security 4x4 passed me and didn't even stop (he did have a good look).
I left the stuff in the sack in a clearing in the woods behind my building so it cures a little more.
I really just felt like doing something slightly stupid and since taking a bit of poo didn't hurt anyone I think this has just been a bit of innocent fun.
I'll probably be going over there tomorrow anyway and ask for some more.
PS: I'm actually quite touched to see you people actually care if I could get busted. That is much more than you can expect from the users of most forums. 5 shrooms to all of you
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