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InvisibleOlgualion
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Re: Human Shit Tek? LOL [Re: Trail_Blazer]
    #491150 - 12/14/01 02:48 PM (22 years, 2 months ago)

If nothing happens, here's what you do with it:

1. Put it in a paper bag.
2. Place on someone's step in front of their front door.
3. Light it on fire, knock on door and run...

Couldn't resist... im drunk


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Re: Human Shit Tek? LOL [Re: Olgualion]
    #491153 - 12/14/01 02:52 PM (22 years, 2 months ago)

Or i can just take the jar, find someone I don't like, and insert their doorknob into it and leave it there (dorm retaliation).

Guess that depends on my mood though.

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Re: Human Shit Tek? LOL [Re: Trail_Blazer]
    #491158 - 12/14/01 03:04 PM (22 years, 2 months ago)

Why do I feel like I pushed you over the brink of sanity? I keep picturing a guy sitting down at the kitchen table with a bowl of his own feces and a big stupid smile on his face (im gonna fuckin puke!!)...lol
Just for the record, I take it this was fresh though wouldnt it of been more pratical if you let it dry out like you advised me to do with the horse chit?
Either way I wish you the best of luck and mental health...



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Re: Human Shit Tek? LOL [Re: Trail_Blazer]
    #491219 - 12/14/01 04:21 PM (22 years, 2 months ago)

Me thinks it will be too hot for the myc at least.


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Re: Human Shit Tek? LOL [Re: Trail_Blazer]
    #491262 - 12/14/01 05:12 PM (22 years, 2 months ago)

its post like this that make me love you guys


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Re: Human Shit Tek? LOL [Re: Billyblastoff]
    #491271 - 12/14/01 05:23 PM (22 years, 2 months ago)

ROFL... The sad part is, what you were picturing is pretty much what i must have looked like. Its not often i get to play with my own excrement!

I even made a excrement snowman. I found some carrot pieces in the feces for the nose and these two little black bean looking things for the eyes. The experience of playing with your own excrement is truly mind-expanding.

Haha yeah right, i really didn't do any of that.

As for drying out the poop, yeah i should have, but, like i said, i was so entralled with getting to play with my own poopy i just couldn't help but get the jar going.

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee....

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Re: Human Shit Tek? LOL [Re: Trail_Blazer]
    #491274 - 12/14/01 05:26 PM (22 years, 2 months ago)

i can see you trying to explain to your friends why you have a container of your own shit drying out they would prob make you go see a shrink


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Re: Human Shit Tek? LOL [Re: Trail_Blazer]
    #491458 - 12/14/01 08:51 PM (22 years, 2 months ago)

These big brown Lincoln logs you seem to hold such a fascination for...
One of them wouldnt happen to have the ability of speech and go by the name of "Mr. Winky" does he??
And with that I bring to a close my end of this subject.
But hey dont let me stop you from doing your thing, hahaa




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Re: Human Shit Tek? LOL [Re: Billyblastoff]
    #491466 - 12/14/01 08:57 PM (22 years, 2 months ago)

i don't think it will work.


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Re: Human Shit Tek? LOL [Re: Billyblastoff]
    #491748 - 12/15/01 04:21 AM (22 years, 2 months ago)

Billy,
I think you meant MR HANKEY :)

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Re: Human Shit Tek? LOL [Re: jokerGD]
    #492163 - 12/15/01 04:05 PM (22 years, 2 months ago)

I think billy likes to play with Mr. Winky.

On a lighter note, its been about 30 hours since culture transfer and no new growth can be reported. I added some brf/verm mix on top of the mycelium culture today.

Two reasons for doing this.

1) The shit still smells so bad i hoped it would help contain the smell.

2) See number 1.

Next post will be in a few days time or when growth is actually visible.

Peace.


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Re: Human Shit Tek? LOL [Re: Trail_Blazer]
    #492189 - 12/15/01 05:03 PM (22 years, 2 months ago)

FUCK I slipped there didnt i? My secret is out....lol



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Re: Human Shit Tek? LOL [Re: Billyblastoff]
    #493775 - 12/17/01 12:43 PM (22 years, 2 months ago)

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, I haven't seen a thread this funny for a while :). Thx for the laugh guys.

DH

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Re: Human Shit Tek? LOL [Re: spores]
    #493787 - 12/17/01 01:09 PM (22 years, 2 months ago)

SCAT SHROOMS! hehehehe

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Re: Human Shit Tek? LOL [Re: Billyblastoff]
    #493859 - 12/17/01 02:55 PM (22 years, 2 months ago)

Froydian slip there Billy. On a related note how many froydian scholars does it take to screw in a lightbulb?


Two, one to screw in the lightbulb and one to hold my penis.. I mean ladder.


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Re: Human Shit Tek? LOL [Re: Trail_Blazer]
    #493874 - 12/17/01 03:08 PM (22 years, 2 months ago)

my gf is a vegitarian, i think i just might try it. ill have to explain to her why shes shitting in a ziplock though..
but im going to mix verm in with it and pressure cook it. i just now the whole place is gona reek of fudge. but itll be funny to see if it works. the shrooms pop up with my gf's face on the cap. hahha alright wheres my ziplock bag.


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Re: Human Shit Tek? LOL [Re: MycoGlowFlow]
    #493883 - 12/17/01 03:26 PM (22 years, 2 months ago)

ITS MISTER FUCKIN HANKEY THE MAGICAL BRINGER OF SHROOMS!!!!

This is an entirely new episode of south park!

Never even thought about this twisted remark in this sense I feel so enlightened

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    #494188 - 12/17/01 08:14 PM (22 years, 2 months ago)

That would make a great South Park episode.. Uhhhhhhh, hold on a second...
Gots to go, Mr. Winky needs my attention...



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Re: Human Shit Tek? LOL [Re: Billyblastoff]
    #494208 - 12/17/01 08:29 PM (22 years, 2 months ago)

you guys covered everything in the replies but i just wanted to add another to this thread.. i have never seen so many views on one thread. if the shit thing doesnt work out congrats on the numbers you've racked up here.


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Re: Human Shit Tek? LOL [Re: nobbik]
    #494429 - 12/18/01 12:49 AM (22 years, 2 months ago)

Sir-Tokes a Lot had 1000+ views on his casing journal , which was a nice thread i might add.

As for the shit mycelium, nothing has grown yet.

Arite heres some observations/problems on this trial run:

I Used no sterility, the shit was too fresh(wet) and un-pastuerized. Also the mycelium used was from an old contamed cake that had not had any luck producing fruits for the survival of its species. Add that all up and it may be why nothing has happened yet.

Either way, when i get home for winter break i will innoculate a half pint of pastuerized shit, verm, water, and dark rye flour with EQ spores. That should give a fairer view of what our shit is really capable of. The method I used for this initial trial was loaded with way too many problems due to my lazieness and the fact finals have been going on.

However, i will leave this inital trial run going over winter break and report any results when I return to school around January 20th.

I will start the new "proper" experiment when i return home, and possibly innoculate a jar the 26th or 27th of December.

The ratio will be something like this:

Dark Rye Flour : Human Feces : Water : Vermiculite ...
1/5 : 1/4 : 1/5 : 1/3

The shit shall be dry and pastuerized before added to the mix.

I will report back when something new has happened.

My last report regarding the trial run will be the 21st or 22nd before i leave for break.

Peace.


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