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Fuckin' An Animal.
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Oh I am Fuckin' an animal
I'm fuckin' an animal
I'm holding on the horns
I'm fuckin' an animal
I'm involved with porn
I'm fuckin' an animal
Sure is nice and warm in here
I'm fuckin' an animal drinking fifty beers
I'm fuckin' an animal blowing fifty steers
I'm fuckin' an animal
Oh, I'm a fucking queer
I'm fuckin' an animal
Didn't have to take her on a date
Just had to stand here on a crate
No talking, no torment, no long-term commitment
Just me and animal,
Getting my dick bent I'm fuckin' an animal
Didn't have to say please I'm fuckin' an animal
With Legionnaires disease I'm fuckin' an animal
Damn hard on the knees... I'm fuckin' an animal
Animal fucker, on the loose I'm fuckin' an animal
I'll go from dog to goose I'm fuckin' an animal
Once I fucked a moose I'm fuckin' an animal
But now the animal is in pain!
It's in pain, it's in pain, it's in pain (terrible pain).
And now it's starting to rain....
But I'm still the same. I'm fuckin' an animal
Not proud of what I do... I'm fuckin' an animal
Had a great time at the zoo I'm fuckin' an animal
Cause you won't let me fuck you...
Animal!


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"I sat on the bus next to God once,
he told me about the true meaning of life...
then he gave me a pretzel..."

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Re: Fuckin' An Animal. [Re: License_to_Chill]
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:imslow:


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Re: Fuckin' An Animal. [Re: RESTLESS]
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"I sat on the bus next to God once,
he told me about the true meaning of life...
then he gave me a pretzel..."

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Re: Fuckin' An Animal. [Re: License_to_Chill]
    #5100702 -

wtf



:smoker:


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\m/ Spanksta \m/

"do you have the freedom to do with your nervous system what you want?"

"MolokoMilkPlus said:
I'll respect you if you let me give you a blow job"

"tactik said:
respect the can."


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Re: Fuckin' An Animal. [Re: eligal]
    #5100703 -

Someone here has to know this.


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"I sat on the bus next to God once,
he told me about the true meaning of life...
then he gave me a pretzel..."

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Re: Fuckin' An Animal. [Re: License_to_Chill]
    #5100705 -

GWAR?


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Re: Fuckin' An Animal. [Re: RESTLESS]
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:cheers:


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"I sat on the bus next to God once,
he told me about the true meaning of life...
then he gave me a pretzel..."

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Re: Fuckin' An Animal. [Re: License_to_Chill]
    #5100712 -

:toast:


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Re: Fuckin' An Animal. [Re: RESTLESS]
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She was a girl from birmingham
She just had an abortion
She was a case of insanity
Her name was pauline she lived in a tree
She was a no one who killed her baby
She sent her letters from the country
She was an animal she was a bloody disgrase

Body I?m not an animal
Body I?m not an animal

Dragged on a table in factory
Illegitimate place to be
In a packet in a lavatory
Die little baby screaming fucking bloody mess
It?s not an animal it?s an abortion

Body I?m not animal
Mummy I?m not an abortion

Throbbing squirm, gurgling bloody mess
I?m not an discharge, I?m not a loss in
Protein, I?m not a throbbing squirm

Fuck this and fuck that fuck it all and
Fuck the fucking brat
She don?t wanna baby that looks like that
I don?t wanna baby that looks like that
Body I?m not an animal
Body I?m not an abortion

Body I?m not an animal
An animal
I?m not an animal...
I?m not an abortion...

Mummy! ugh!


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Jerry Garcia. JERRY GARCIA! JERRY GARCIA!!!!

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Re: Fuckin' An Animal. [Re: RESTLESS]
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My friend claims she stayed in their house one night over the summer because they keep it open. I totally don't believe her.


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Re: Fuckin' An Animal. [Re: IAmTheWalrus212]
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No, it's true. I stayed there for like 8 months. What was her name?


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To be honest, I fear the OTD. ---TheMadConductor

Now I'm gonna have to start getting down on my knees and blowing mushrooms... ---RogerRabbit

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Re: Fuckin' An Animal. [Re: debianlinux]
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Stayed where?


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"I sat on the bus next to God once,
he told me about the true meaning of life...
then he gave me a pretzel..."

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Re: Fuckin' An Animal. [Re: License_to_Chill]
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:bendoverrover:


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On a mission to prove that the truth gets you no where.
They tried the truth, It didn't work. Then they wrote the bible. 

Only the foolish fear the inevitable.

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Re: Fuckin' An Animal. [Re: Phychotron]
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You should make an intereprative dance to go along with it..

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Re: Fuckin' An Animal. [Re: Bhairabas]
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:bananabang: :penis:


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On a mission to prove that the truth gets you no where.
They tried the truth, It didn't work. Then they wrote the bible. 

Only the foolish fear the inevitable.

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Re: Fuckin' An Animal. [Re: GnuBobo]
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hhh...sweet youth
The joys of becoming a teenage prostitute
Or in my case a blood-crazed gladiator
Til I got stuck on this planet and got hooked
on the weed and the crack and the booze and the pills and the speed
And the sex and the mud and blood and the shit
Let's go hit the
Nitro-burning funny bong
Just one hit, your life goes wrong
Nitro-burning funny bong
Another stupid stoner song
Fat and lame
The claws have been clipped and the tigers been tamed
By a bong, and a schlong
Yes now we have all seen how games can go wrong
My brains filled with bees and my cock is diseased
Laden with pus it hangs well past my knees
A swarm of narcotics could get me through this
My manager's gonna be pissed
Let's go hit the
Nitro-burning funny bong
Just one hit, your life goes wrong
Nitro-burning funny bong
Another stupid stoner song
Oh, can you take it
Yeah, do a monster
Oh, can you deal with it?
We won't respect you unless you get high with the boys
Now I'm old
Strapped in my cell as I cultivate mold
In the twilight of my years
I am still a drug addict
I'm sucking all night long on a ten foot bong
Moistened with lotion,
wrapped in a sarong I live like a king
but you know that I act like a faggot
Once was a warrior, now just a sponge
High all the time got a dick like a muskellunge
My glorious destiny it turned to shit
Can I get another hit?
From the Nitro-burning funny bong
Just one hit, your life goes wrong
Nitro-burning funny bong
Another stupid stoner song
Oh, can you take it
Yeah, do a monster
Oh, can you deal with it?
We won't respect you unless you get high with the boys

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