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Hookah Girl
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I went out with Hookah girl to a restaurant/bar place. She was there with one of her friends. We were just sitting there and chilling when Hookah girl's phone beeps. She looks at her phone and says, "I have to go make a call. I'll be back." She leaves and her friend says, "That's probably her boyfriend" and she rolls her eyes.

Boyfriend? What? She said she didn't have a boyfriend.

I told Hookah girl's friend, "I have to go to the bathroom, I'll be right back". As I walked over to the bathroom I got somewhat near Hookah girl as she talked on her phone (she didn't see me). I heard, "I love you. I'll be over later".

What the fuck... So she has a boyfriend and she lied to me. I went to the bathroom and came back out. Hookah girl was sitting there and I said, "Hey...I've got to go, I forgot that I have something to do".

I am flattered that it appears as if I was scoped out as "on-the-side dick", but I am pissed that she lied to me. She told me to call her later and I am not going to. I don't need to get involved with a woman who has a boyfriend and who lies.

Boy, did my "Girl-Dar" get fooled. Why does every single woman I meet lie to me?

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Re: Hookah Girl [Re: RandalFlagg]
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You should have given her some mang. Obviously she isn't getting what she wants from her man...

Was she hot?

Edited by Mcdoopy (11/21/05 04:45 PM)

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Re: Hookah Girl [Re: RandalFlagg]
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Why does every single woman I meet lie to me?


Because they're female.


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Re: Hookah Girl [Re: Mcdoopy]
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Unfortunately, she was good-looking (which is why I was shocked when she expressed an interest in me). If she was a dog then it wouldn't be such a tragedy.

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Re: Hookah Girl [Re: RandalFlagg]
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kick er in the nuts


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May God have mercy upon my enemies, because i won't.

General George S. Patton
:paranoid:

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Re: Hookah Girl [Re: RandalFlagg]
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Hasn't Mr. Garrison taught you anything? You just can't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesnt' die.

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Re: Hookah Girl [Re: Silversoul]
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I wish I was gay.

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Re: Hookah Girl [Re: RandalFlagg]
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r u tyring to find a gf to settle down with or just play a lil?


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May God have mercy upon my enemies, because i won't.

General George S. Patton
:paranoid:

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Re: Hookah Girl [Re: RandalFlagg]
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I knew the Hookah Girl saga was not going to end well. I'm just surprised its over so soon.


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"this lebowski he called himself 'the dude'. now, 'dude', that's a name no one would self-apply where i come from but there was a lot about the dude that didn't make sense to me...."--the Stranger

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Re: Hookah Girl [Re: thegatewaydrug]
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thegatewaydrug said:
r u tyring to find a gf to settle down with or just play a lil?


I'm up for either to be honest. 

But, just once I would like to find "the girl" and not just another one of my countless one-night stands.  :smirk:  I'm being sarcastic.  I really don't get laid very much.

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Re: Hookah Girl [Re: TheDude]
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TheDude said:
I knew the Hookah Girl saga was not going to end well. I'm just surprised its over so soon.


How did you know, my sage prophet?

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Re: Hookah Girl [Re: RandalFlagg]
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dont go out looking for pussy, just let it come to u (and it will, but not if u pursue it). and in time ull probly find "the one":)


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General George S. Patton
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Re: Hookah Girl [Re: thegatewaydrug]
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thegatewaydrug said:
dont go out looking for pussy, just let it come to u (and it will, but not if u pursue it). and in time ull probly find "the one":)


I stopped pursuing pussy months ago, and have had no noticeable change in the frequency with which I get laid(i.e. never).


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Re: Hookah Girl [Re: RandalFlagg]
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RandalFlagg said:
How did you know, my sage prophet?


I felt it in my ankles, like a mighty storm was a brewin'


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"this lebowski he called himself 'the dude'. now, 'dude', that's a name no one would self-apply where i come from but there was a lot about the dude that didn't make sense to me...."--the Stranger

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Re: Hookah Girl [Re: Silversoul]
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Paradigm said:
I stopped pursuing pussy months ago, and have had no noticeable change in the frequency with which I get laid(i.e. never).


Exactly, but it makes the down time much less stressful when you're not focused on it.


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"this lebowski he called himself 'the dude'. now, 'dude', that's a name no one would self-apply where i come from but there was a lot about the dude that didn't make sense to me...."--the Stranger

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Re: Hookah Girl [Re: Silversoul]
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aight maybe i was a lil vague on that comment. dont completely stop looking for it, just dont do drastic measures for it/look for it 24/7. id say still go to clubs or bars and try to get some hook ups, but dont go around asking ppl if they have any single friends or shit like that. so basically just scout around for it, dont constantly look for it.


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May God have mercy upon my enemies, because i won't.

General George S. Patton
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Re: Hookah Girl [Re: TheDude]
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TheDude said:
Paradigm said:
I stopped pursuing pussy months ago, and have had no noticeable change in the frequency with which I get laid(i.e. never).


Exactly, but it makes the down time much less stressful when you're not focused on it.


Very true. :yesnod:


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Re: Hookah Girl [Re: RandalFlagg]
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Who cares.... every girls got a boyfriend....

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Re: Hookah Girl [Re: Corporal Kielbasa]
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or 2


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May God have mercy upon my enemies, because i won't.

General George S. Patton
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Re: Hookah Girl [Re: Corporal Kielbasa]
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SHEIKofSHIITAKE said:
Who cares.... every girls got a boyfriend....


I just think it is lame how she lied. If she had been honest about it I would have had more respect for her. I still probably wouldn't have slept with her (if the opportunity arose) though. I had sex with a girl who had a boyfriend once. Let's just say that the sex was not worth all the hassle I went through because of the situation.

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