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help hotwiring a car
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my neighbor left his bmw unlocked.

I want to take it for a joyride.

can anyone tell me how to hotwire it.

the alarm is off.


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Re: help hotwiring a car [Re: afoaf]
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yeah, first you take a hammer and make a 3 in diameter hole in the steering wheel shaft, insert pliers and pull out all wiring. Feel for the two hottest ones, twist them together, and vrooooom vroooom!!!


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Re: help hotwiring a car [Re: afoaf]
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make and model


this isnt illegal right?


bah... shure it isnt

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Re: help hotwiring a car [Re: afoaf]
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bridge the starter selenoid and hammer a srewdriver into the colum :shrug:

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Re: help hotwiring a car [Re: afoaf]
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dont beemers have that remote keycode on the key? what would be the point of them if you could still hotwire the old way?

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Re: help hotwiring a car [Re: afoaf]
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Take a length of hot wire and choke the neighbor with it, then take his keys.


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Re: help hotwiring a car [Re: afoaf]
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You don't "arm" a BMW's alarm system, they are always armed and active when the keys aren't in the ignition.

If it's newer than 1998, they also have a chip in the key.

Maybe you could get an education, stop murdering innocent cactii, and get a decent job and purchase your own?


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"Men trained in arms from their infancy, and animated by the love of liberty, will afford neither a cheap or easy conquest."
From the Declaration of the Continental Congress

"We can have peace and security only as long as we band together to preserve that most priceless possession, our inheritance of European blood."
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Re: help hotwiring a car [Re: MagicalMystery]
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med school?

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Re: help hotwiring a car [Re: goobler]
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yup


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"Men trained in arms from their infancy, and animated by the love of liberty, will afford neither a cheap or easy conquest."
From the Declaration of the Continental Congress

"We can have peace and security only as long as we band together to preserve that most priceless possession, our inheritance of European blood."
Charles A. Lindbergh,"Aviation, Geography, and Race", Reader's Digest, Nov. 1939

"We must secure the existance of our people and a future for White children."
David Lane

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Re: help hotwiring a car [Re: MagicalMystery]
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MagicalMystery said:
You don't "arm" a BMW's alarm system, they are always armed and active when the keys aren't in the ignition.

If it's newer than 1998, they also have a chip in the key.

Maybe you could get an education, stop murdering innocent cactii, and get a decent job and purchase your own?


moralist

go to study for your medical school

oh, wait, that was fake


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Re: help hotwiring a car [Re: lechuck]
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:lol:

Burn.


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Re: help hotwiring a car [Re: lechuck]
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Sure it was.  I like the debate tactic of offering a way to prove something, then preventing that from happening, then assuming that you are right.


If someone here wants to meet me and see the stupid fucking letter, let me know where and when?


Maybe Hella could :wink:


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"Men trained in arms from their infancy, and animated by the love of liberty, will afford neither a cheap or easy conquest."
From the Declaration of the Continental Congress

"We can have peace and security only as long as we band together to preserve that most priceless possession, our inheritance of European blood."
Charles A. Lindbergh,"Aviation, Geography, and Race", Reader's Digest, Nov. 1939

"We must secure the existance of our people and a future for White children."
David Lane

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Re: help hotwiring a car [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
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first thing I learned in OTD, never trust a guy with the beatles in his avatar


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first ritual use in europe ( spanish)

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Re: help hotwiring a car [Re: lechuck]
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lechuck said:
first thing I learned in OTD, never trust a guy with the beatles in his avatar


god damn you learn fast


remember


fear the Jerry

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Re: help hotwiring a car [Re: goobler]
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OMG

I'm in fucking tears over here...

I love lechuck!


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Re: help hotwiring a car [Re: afoaf]
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hes like the child I havent had yet

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Re: help hotwiring a car [Re: goobler]
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and the one I just flushed down the toilet.


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Re: help hotwiring a car [Re: afoaf]
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www.milfhunter.com


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Re: help hotwiring a car [Re: lechuck]
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lechuck said:
first thing I learned in OTD, never trust a guy with the beatles in his avatar


Amen brother!~


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Who the hell you callin crazy?
You wouldn't know what crazy was if Charles Manson was eating froot loops on your front porch!

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PM the names with on there names, that means they have mushrooms for sale.


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Re: help hotwiring a car [Re: Roadkill]
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yeah, that and that paw scares me, my knowledge from the OTD


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