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anyway someone can help me hotwire my van.....
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my shit locked up on me the other day out of nowhere.  my key wont turn.  sounds like my ignition was shot but wierd thing is it didnt give any warning signs which i heard usualy does.  just went to start it and nothin.  had mad people try to start it.....used graphite, wd 40, yanked the wheel, all kindsa stuff.  pretty much need a new ignition....but untill i get paid this friday, thats not gonna happen so, i need to get to work in like a half hour......anyone know if u can figure out which wires go together on this piece...
i looked up some videos online but nothing looks like this
its a 99 dodge caravan
these are the wires goin to the ignition.  2 of them..


these go to the bottom of the steering wheel.  like literally tho. the wheel. 


and heres a view of it all together in relation to each other....


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Re: anyway someone can help me hotwire my van..... [Re: DeadPhan]
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Step 1. Find a mexican


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Re: anyway someone can help me hotwire my van..... [Re: blewmeanie]
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blewmeanie said:
Step 1. Find a mexican



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Re: anyway someone can help me hotwire my van..... [Re: danielx]
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Craigslist. In the help offered / work wanted section, there are usually mechanics who need small jobs. Offer a decent barter or cash up front and it'll happen.

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Re: anyway someone can help me hotwire my van..... [Re: Arden]
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Gut the ignition.
Use screw driver to start, then live ghetto fabulous like me.

You can probably get a new ignition/new key from parts store for like $20 bucks if its an older van.

Edited by lil_demented (08/23/10 03:25 PM)

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Re: anyway someone can help me hotwire my van..... [Re: lil_demented]
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lil_demented said:
Gut the ignition.
Use screw driver to start, then live ghetto fabulous like me.

You can probably get a new ignition/new key from parts store for like $20 bucks if its an older van.



how do i go about gutting the ignition.  i dont know shit about new cars realy.  done a fair amount of work on older cars like early 80s and older.  this shits all greek to me when i opened this piece up.  im so fuked if i dont just figure out how to hotwire it till i figure the rest of the other shit out.  this fucking sux.  2 weeks innto a new job now this.  spent 16 bux today on a taxi.  i work 7 days a week.  cant afford this shit
for real tho...someones gotta know something!!


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Re: anyway someone can help me hotwire my van..... [Re: DeadPhan]
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Ask a few of the colored people on this board

Such as Zigzag :jefferson:
Wiccan :ilold:
or Poid :angrykidface:


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Anonymous #6 said:
Yes, it is. The shine stands for his job title, which is Shoe Shiner, the moon stands for the time he comes out to be a nigger, which is best suited for the negroid camouflage.

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Re: anyway someone can help me hotwire my van..... [Re: DeadPhan]
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DeadPhan said:
someones gotta know something!!



you should have something like this behind where the key goes, it;s your
ignition switch, you figure out how to get it off and just turn it with a screw driver

your photos are shit so I cant help you much



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Re: anyway someone can help me hotwire my van..... [Re: DeadPhan]
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Re: anyway someone can help me hotwire my van..... [Re: Prisoner#1]
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why do not you find an expert???????? That will saves you a lot of effort


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Re: anyway someone can help me hotwire my van..... [Re: killersneakers]
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killersneakers said:
why do not you find an expert???????? That will saves you a lot of effort


Yeah, right..?

You can usually find hotwiring experts in places, such as Compton, Inglewood, LA, or LBC :jefferson:


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A post about m00nshine

Anonymous #6 said:
Yes, it is. The shine stands for his job title, which is Shoe Shiner, the moon stands for the time he comes out to be a nigger, which is best suited for the negroid camouflage.

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Re: anyway someone can help me hotwire my van..... [Re: killersneakers]
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killersneakers said:
why do not you find an expert???????? That will saves you a lot of effort



I am an expert


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Re: anyway someone can help me hotwire my van..... [Re: Prisoner#1]
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I can vouch for that. Pris once stole a car according to his record.

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