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InvisibleAdden
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Shitting Story from work
    #4530372 - 08/13/05 04:02 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

So we're opening the store.. my boss is late (everyone hates him, he's a womanizing pathological liar).. so I'm cleaning some fish tanks and my boss runs by with this look of desperation and determination on his face.

I call his name, he keeps going, and I say, "Hey, what do I do with this stuff?" and he kept walking. I'm like, "JAY! Come here what the hell." He turns on his heel and says "Just toss it" and bolts for the men's room.

As it turns out, my 2 second delay caused him to miss the toilet and sink (projectile vomiting and diarrhea). There was shit, literally, all over the wall.. vomit all over the sink. So many nasty bodily fluids and apparently they ended up leaking out from under the door.

It was a biohazard scene, to say the least.


The past few weeks this guy's been sexually harassing every single female employee; as well as spreading rumors he fucks them all and they're sluts and he's king etc. etc.

Needless to say, all the girls go out for drinks and invite me. So now we're discussing how we can't say "There's shit everywhere", "Bullshit", "That's a bunch of shit" in front of him anymore.


For all his lying, making these women feel uncomfortable every single day, nearly raping one.. the 26 year old man shit his pants. And the sink. And the walls. Poor bathroom.


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Re: Shitting Story from work [Re: Adden]
    #4530383 - 08/13/05 04:05 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

Why?


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Re: Shitting Story from work [Re: Ravus]
    #4530391 - 08/13/05 04:07 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

Your co-workers take that shit from him? They're idiots, then. Nobody should put up with that, job or not.


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Re: Shitting Story from work [Re: Ravus]
    #4530404 - 08/13/05 04:14 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

I think he was hungover.. obviously very much so.



Lol Hawkeye, yea they take that shit from him, and I guess they clean it up after him too.


Some of the girls didn't know about how he treated the others, and none of them knew all the shit talking (LMAO).


All the girls are going to file sexual harassment reports, maybe even a suit for the girl who nearly got raped and he keeps calling "Rookie".


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Re: Shitting Story from work [Re: Adden]
    #4530422 - 08/13/05 04:19 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

I think this is a fine example of Karma.


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Re: Shitting Story from work [Re: Adden]
    #4530427 - 08/13/05 04:21 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

Don't tell me you're one of those crystal clutching karmaphiliacs, too!


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Re: Shitting Story from work [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #4530441 - 08/13/05 04:27 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

I'll be clutching dolla bills when he goes down in a ball of fire (or feces) and I get his job :laugh:


I can't imagine what its like for this one girl to go into work and take orders from a man who nearly raped her and then laughed about it behind her back.


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Re: Shitting Story from work [Re: Adden]
    #4530446 - 08/13/05 04:30 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

who the fuck are you ?


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Re: Shitting Story from work [Re: Adden]
    #4530449 - 08/13/05 04:31 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

You should get the ladies there to file some sort of sexual harassment complaint. Once the owners get wind of that, they'll probably shitcan the jerk posthaste! And it'll hasten your promotion....  :evil:


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Re: Shitting Story from work [Re: Adden]
    #4530450 - 08/13/05 04:31 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

S_2 said:

I can't imagine what its like for this one girl to go into work and take orders from a man who nearly raped her and then laughed about it behind her back.




If the situation is as serious as you make it out to be, why doesn't she pursue legal actions, or do you all prefer to let things karmically balance out?


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Re: Shitting Story from work [Re: Adden]
    #4530473 - 08/13/05 04:40 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

get him fired/transfered if he's really sexually harassing the girls.


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Re: Shitting Story from work [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #4530477 - 08/13/05 04:41 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

I wouldn't doubt if she files a lawsuit but I'm staying far the fuck away from that.


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Re: Shitting Story from work [Re: TYL3R]
    #4530480 - 08/13/05 04:42 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

Tyl3r, this guy s2dope used to use my account :wink:


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Re: Shitting Story from work [Re: Adden]
    #4530505 - 08/13/05 04:52 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

bullcrap

i dont belive it


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Re: Shitting Story from work [Re: Adden]
    #4530518 - 08/13/05 04:57 PM (11 years, 11 months ago)

Electrode, it's not like it's really his problem anyway. Whether he believes in the delusional karma or not, if a girl at his workplace got raped he really has nothing to do with it. It's up the girl to not be an idiot and report it to the police and higher-ups at your job.

I was going to say something sweet about the situation, but then I got high and forgot it.  :bomb:


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