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 SneezingPenis
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 I just hooked up with a woman older than my mom..... 
#4198301 - 05/20/05 02:42 AM (18 years, 10 months ago) |
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She really looked like a pretty hot mid 30's type chick. She grabbed my hand and forced me to dance with her to some god awful song and started sucking on my neck, so I took her back to her place....
I have hooked up with older women (30ish), but this lady was exactly twice my age (she was 44, you do the math), which is one year older than my mother.
I can't tell if I crossed the line.... there are those unmentionable rules like: cant hook up with someone younger than your little sister/brother.... is hooking up with someone older than your mom one of those also?
Everything seemed alright, but then i started to question myself once i left.
PS.... sorry ladies, but the titties do get quite malleable after 35, so get felt up while they still got that bounce!
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 Re: I just hooked up with a woman older than my mom..... [Re: SneezingPenis]
#4198364 - 05/20/05 03:40 AM (18 years, 10 months ago) |
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Meh...if you had a good time with her, does it matter?
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Re: I just hooked up with a woman older than my mom..... [Re: SneezingPenis]
#4198408 - 05/20/05 05:38 AM (18 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
psilocyberin said:
PS.... sorry ladies, but the titties do get quite malleable after 35, so get felt up while they still got that bounce!
anything else malleable after 35 years?
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goobler
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Re: I just hooked up with a woman older than my mom..... [Re: 40oz]
#4198517 - 05/20/05 06:58 AM (18 years, 10 months ago) |
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depends on the woman
I cant find andthing and I still can feel the bounce
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Re: I just hooked up with a woman older than my mom..... [Re: SneezingPenis]
#4198533 - 05/20/05 07:08 AM (18 years, 10 months ago) |
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Hot.
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Re: I just hooked up with a woman older than my mom..... [Re: SneezingPenis]
#4198650 - 05/20/05 08:27 AM (18 years, 10 months ago) |
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*pats you on the back for the job well done
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Re: I just hooked up with a woman older than my mom..... [Re: barfightlard]
#4198674 - 05/20/05 08:35 AM (18 years, 10 months ago) |
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I've nailed someone that was 15 years older than me.
I agree with toiletduk though. If you had a good time, what the hell does it matter?
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Re: I just hooked up with a woman older than my mom..... [Re: SneezingPenis]
#4199021 - 05/20/05 10:05 AM (18 years, 10 months ago) |
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she was naughty, wasn't she?
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DNKYD
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Re: I just hooked up with a woman older than my mom..... [Re: SneezingPenis]
#4199095 - 05/20/05 10:30 AM (18 years, 10 months ago) |
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Wrong?! Somebody give this man a medal!
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SneezingPenis
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Re: I just hooked up with a woman older than my mom..... [Re: DNKYD]
#4199105 - 05/20/05 10:34 AM (18 years, 10 months ago) |
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well.... I keep thinking of it like this:
what if you found out your mom hooked up with someone one year younger than you?
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Re: I just hooked up with a woman older than my mom..... [Re: SneezingPenis]
#4199109 - 05/20/05 10:34 AM (18 years, 10 months ago) |
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The "titties" thing depends if you give birth or not and have kids.
I hoped you wrapped it up, a lady that took you in THAT easy that is twice your age is probably crawling with std's..not that a condom would protect against half of them... 
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Re: I just hooked up with a woman older than my mom..... [Re: SneezingPenis]
#4199112 - 05/20/05 10:35 AM (18 years, 10 months ago) |
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If my mom could still kick it with younger guys such as myself, more power to her. I wouldn't be offended. My dad, on the other hand, most likely would be
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Re: I just hooked up with a woman older than my mom..... [Re: SneezingPenis]
#4199132 - 05/20/05 10:42 AM (18 years, 10 months ago) |
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Yeah man, who the fuck cares? If you had fun, it's all good!
Gotta love those cougars 
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Re: I just hooked up with a woman older than my mom..... [Re: trendal]
#4199312 - 05/20/05 11:43 AM (18 years, 10 months ago) |
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Hell, I'd still do Farrah Fawcett and she's over 50. She's younger than my mom though.
I personally would never hook up with anyone older than my mom, but my mom had me a little bit late in life, so.....
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Re: I just hooked up with a woman older than my mom..... [Re: SneezingPenis]
#4199422 - 05/20/05 12:28 PM (18 years, 10 months ago) |
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slaps High Five!
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Re: I just hooked up with a woman older than my mom..... [Re: SneezingPenis]
#4199525 - 05/20/05 01:00 PM (18 years, 10 months ago) |
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A+!
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