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OfflineSneezingPenis
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I just hooked up with a woman older than my mom.....
    #4198301 - 05/20/05 04:42 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

She really looked like a pretty hot mid 30's type chick. She grabbed my hand and forced me to dance with her to some god awful song and started sucking on my neck, so I took her back to her place....

I have hooked up with older women (30ish), but this lady was exactly twice my age (she was 44, you do the math), which is one year older than my mother.

I can't tell if I crossed the line.... there are those unmentionable rules like: cant hook up with someone younger than your little sister/brother.... is hooking up with someone older than your mom one of those also?

Everything seemed alright, but then i started to question myself once i left.

PS.... sorry ladies, but the titties do get quite malleable after 35, so get felt up while they still got that bounce!


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Re: I just hooked up with a woman older than my mom..... [Re: SneezingPenis]
    #4198364 - 05/20/05 05:40 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

Meh...if you had a good time with her, does it matter?


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Re: I just hooked up with a woman older than my mom..... [Re: SneezingPenis]
    #4198408 - 05/20/05 07:38 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

psilocyberin said:
PS.... sorry ladies, but the titties do get quite malleable after 35, so get felt up while they still got that bounce!





anything else malleable after 35 years?


:lol:


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Re: I just hooked up with a woman older than my mom..... [Re: 40oz]
    #4198517 - 05/20/05 08:58 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

depends on the woman


I cant find andthing and I still can feel the bounce


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Re: I just hooked up with a woman older than my mom..... [Re: SneezingPenis]
    #4198533 - 05/20/05 09:08 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

Hot.


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Re: I just hooked up with a woman older than my mom..... [Re: SneezingPenis]
    #4198650 - 05/20/05 10:27 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

*pats you on the back for the job well done


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Re: I just hooked up with a woman older than my mom..... [Re: barfightlard]
    #4198674 - 05/20/05 10:35 AM (11 years, 6 months ago)

I've nailed someone that was 15 years older than me.

I agree with toiletduk though. If you had a good time, what the hell does it matter?


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Re: I just hooked up with a woman older than my mom..... [Re: SneezingPenis]
    #4199021 - 05/20/05 12:05 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

she was naughty, wasn't she?


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Re: I just hooked up with a woman older than my mom..... [Re: SneezingPenis]
    #4199095 - 05/20/05 12:30 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

Wrong?! Somebody give this man a medal!


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Re: I just hooked up with a woman older than my mom..... [Re: DNKYD]
    #4199105 - 05/20/05 12:34 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

well.... I keep thinking of it like this:

what if you found out your mom hooked up with someone one year younger than you?


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Re: I just hooked up with a woman older than my mom..... [Re: SneezingPenis]
    #4199109 - 05/20/05 12:34 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

The "titties" thing depends if you give birth or not and have kids.

I hoped you wrapped it up, a lady that took you in THAT easy that is twice your age is probably crawling with std's..not that a condom would protect against half of them... :wink:


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Re: I just hooked up with a woman older than my mom..... [Re: SneezingPenis]
    #4199112 - 05/20/05 12:35 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

If my mom could still kick it with younger guys such as myself, more power to her. I wouldn't be offended. My dad, on the other hand, most likely would be :lol:


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Re: I just hooked up with a woman older than my mom..... [Re: SneezingPenis]
    #4199132 - 05/20/05 12:42 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

Yeah man, who the fuck cares? If you had fun, it's all good!

Gotta love those cougars :grin:


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Re: I just hooked up with a woman older than my mom..... [Re: trendal]
    #4199312 - 05/20/05 01:43 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

Hell, I'd still do Farrah Fawcett and she's over 50. She's younger than my mom though.

I personally would never hook up with anyone older than my mom, but my mom had me a little bit late in life, so.....


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Re: I just hooked up with a woman older than my mom..... [Re: SneezingPenis]
    #4199422 - 05/20/05 02:28 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

slaps High Five!


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Re: I just hooked up with a woman older than my mom..... [Re: SneezingPenis]
    #4199525 - 05/20/05 03:00 PM (11 years, 6 months ago)

A+!


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