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Picking up a woman
    #4327479 - 06/23/05 04:00 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Well, me and an older buddy just went to the bar.  I have to be up in 3 hours to go to work, but meh.  So yeah, I'm wasted, and as usual just wanted to bitch about something...

We first went to a local strip bar.  We played a couple games of stick and watched a stripper.  Then we went to a local "relaxing" pub...where we met two women. Well we decided to go back to the original strip bar(that we were just at)...so HER friend dropped her off downtown with us.  Leaving me, my bud, and this one woman(who was totally into my buddy from the start).  So through a couple strippers and some games of pool, I watched them make out and felt really isolated.  I tried to talk to some girls that were there and they were friendly and all...but then found out they had boyfriends with them. 

So yeah...all in all...I felt very "detached" from everything...while my buddy was making out with this chick and I was just sitting there like "oh yeah...I'm just here...doesn't bug me at all guys".

Did I mention how cruel life can make me feel? :wink:

(drunk: so it's a very different me tonight hehe)

edit:  I now realize for the first time, how really sad I am. hehe.  but seriously, sorry all.  Just me, drunk, with a lot on my mind.

Edited by entityexperiment (06/23/05 04:04 AM)

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Re: Picking up a woman [Re: Spooge]
    #4327536 - 06/23/05 05:12 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

buff one out.  :whatever:

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Re: Picking up a woman [Re: Spooge]
    #4327705 - 06/23/05 08:42 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

better yet. Give the stripper 50 bucks and she will buff one out for you.

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Re: Picking up a woman [Re: Spooge]
    #4327763 - 06/23/05 09:29 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

sometimes you're the wingman

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Re: Picking up a woman [Re: goobler]
    #4327779 - 06/23/05 09:34 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

And that day was today.

It's Krang, Bitch!  :krang:

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Re: Picking up a woman [Re: drtyfrnk]
    #4327847 - 06/23/05 10:34 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Don't feel too badly...consider the source of where you picked up these women...and your state of mind...I'm sure you would have done differently if you were in a better state of mind...

Perfection is attained by slow degrees; it requires the hand of time...

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