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InvisibleRandalFlagg
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My Mom made me get a bicycling helmet
    #4535119 - 08/14/05 09:28 PM (12 years, 1 month ago)

I look like such a fucking dork in it. I kept telling her, "I don't want one". She kept saying, "I'm getting you a bicycling helmet!". Just to get her off my back I went to the sport's store with her and picked one out. God, I look like a GEEK with it on. How can people wear these things?


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Re: My Mom made me get a bicycling helmet [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #4535125 - 08/14/05 09:29 PM (12 years, 1 month ago)

dont let your mum push you around mang !


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Re: My Mom made me get a bicycling helmet [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #4535126 - 08/14/05 09:29 PM (12 years, 1 month ago)

Next thing you know your mommy will be making you take the training wheels off your bike.


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Re: My Mom made me get a bicycling helmet [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #4535130 - 08/14/05 09:30 PM (12 years, 1 month ago)

You should ask my creepy neighbor stalker carl. Oh wait he's in the psyche ward. Helmets are gay.


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Re: My Mom made me get a bicycling helmet [Re: Ravus]
    #4535131 - 08/14/05 09:30 PM (12 years, 1 month ago)

Have her take a picture of you in it and let us see it.


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Re: My Mom made me get a bicycling helmet [Re: Ravus]
    #4535144 - 08/14/05 09:32 PM (12 years, 1 month ago)

I think a helmet saved my brains from being splattered on the pavement one time. I wasn't on a bike though it was a go-ped but it could of been a bike the same thing. I crossed a road without looking like a fucking dumbass and got ran-over by a van! I got hit hard and hit the ground really hard on my head but was OK. This helmet wasn't one of those gay looking cheap bike helmets though it was like a harley biker helmet.


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Re: My Mom made me get a bicycling helmet [Re: QuantumMeltdown]
    #4535151 - 08/14/05 09:35 PM (12 years, 1 month ago)

do you like big mannish bikers ?


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Re: My Mom made me get a bicycling helmet [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #4535156 - 08/14/05 09:36 PM (12 years, 1 month ago)

HA! Wearing a bike helmet is just plain wrong.


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Re: My Mom made me get a bicycling helmet [Re: mantis]
    #4535162 - 08/14/05 09:37 PM (12 years, 1 month ago)

get her something equally embarrassing like some more KY...


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Re: My Mom made me get a bicycling helmet [Re: AliceDee]
    #4535167 - 08/14/05 09:39 PM (12 years, 1 month ago)

Tell her it's for her own protection :cheers:


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Re: My Mom made me get a bicycling helmet [Re: AliceDee]
    #4535174 - 08/14/05 09:40 PM (12 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

AliceDee said:
get her something equally embarrassing like some more KY...




:rotfl:

Maybe she should be the one wearing the helmet....I bet her head is smacking into the headboard of the bed on a regular basis.


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Re: My Mom made me get a bicycling helmet [Re: mantis]
    #4535178 - 08/14/05 09:42 PM (12 years, 1 month ago)

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mantis said:
HA! Wearing a bike helmet is just plain wrong.




I know! What do you think when you see a guy in tight Gore-Tex biking clothes and a bicycling helmet? I immediately think, "Homosexual".


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Re: My Mom made me get a bicycling helmet [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #4535202 - 08/14/05 09:46 PM (12 years, 1 month ago)

I beg to differ with most of you. At least on my part...I wear a bike helmet...(no spandex though :grin:). I figure better safe than sorry. Frankly, I would rather look slightly strange wearing a bicycle helmet than look really strange and have blood and brains oozing down my head.

That's just me though. I also wear seatbelts in cars.


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Re: My Mom made me get a bicycling helmet [Re: dblaney]
    #4535208 - 08/14/05 09:48 PM (12 years, 1 month ago)

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I also wear seatbelts in cars.




Sissy Fag


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Re: My Mom made me get a bicycling helmet [Re: dblaney]
    #4535213 - 08/14/05 09:49 PM (12 years, 1 month ago)

I always wear my seatbelt and I'd wear a helmet on a street bike. I've never worn a helmet on a bicycle though.


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Re: My Mom made me get a bicycling helmet [Re: dblaney]
    #4535217 - 08/14/05 09:49 PM (12 years, 1 month ago)

I to wear helmets and seatbelts. Bike helmets do look kinda gay, but trust me, you'll look a lot more stupid drooling all over yourself after the brain damage you recieve from smacking your head against the asphalt!


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Re: My Mom made me get a bicycling helmet [Re: ToTheSummit]
    #4535227 - 08/14/05 09:52 PM (12 years, 1 month ago)

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you'll look a lot more stupid drooling all over yourself after the brain damage you recieve from smacking your head against the asphalt!



Iv got better sense than to do that, but isnt that what they all think? ah well, screw it.


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Re: My Mom made me get a bicycling helmet [Re: mantis]
    #4535228 - 08/14/05 09:52 PM (12 years, 1 month ago)

Not only have I fucked myself up falling off of bikes before, but I've had a neighbor who cracked his skull b/c he wasn't wearing a helmet. I tend to bike pretty fast down busy streets, so I feel it's in my best interests to wear a helmet. I've nothing against non-helmet-wearers though.


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But makes for the heaviest sword"
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Re: My Mom made me get a bicycling helmet [Re: ToTheSummit]
    #4535229 - 08/14/05 09:52 PM (12 years, 1 month ago)

if i dont wear my seatbelt i get a 200 dollar ticket :frown:


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Re: My Mom made me get a bicycling helmet [Re: TYL3R]
    #4535231 - 08/14/05 09:53 PM (12 years, 1 month ago)

Click-it-or-ticket bitch!


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