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I just hooked up with a woman older than my mom.....
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She really looked like a pretty hot mid 30's type chick. She grabbed my hand and forced me to dance with her to some god awful song and started sucking on my neck, so I took her back to her place....

I have hooked up with older women (30ish), but this lady was exactly twice my age (she was 44, you do the math), which is one year older than my mother.

I can't tell if I crossed the line.... there are those unmentionable rules like: cant hook up with someone younger than your little sister/brother.... is hooking up with someone older than your mom one of those also?

Everything seemed alright, but then i started to question myself once i left.

PS.... sorry ladies, but the titties do get quite malleable after 35, so get felt up while they still got that bounce!

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Re: I just hooked up with a woman older than my mom..... [Re: SneezingPenis]
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Meh...if you had a good time with her, does it matter?

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Re: I just hooked up with a woman older than my mom..... [Re: SneezingPenis]
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psilocyberin said:
PS.... sorry ladies, but the titties do get quite malleable after 35, so get felt up while they still got that bounce!



anything else malleable after 35 years?


:lol:


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"your avatar is dirty."

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Re: I just hooked up with a woman older than my mom..... [Re: 40oz]
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depends on the woman


I cant find andthing and I still can feel the bounce

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Re: I just hooked up with a woman older than my mom..... [Re: SneezingPenis]
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Hot.


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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis

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Re: I just hooked up with a woman older than my mom..... [Re: SneezingPenis]
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*pats you on the back for the job well done


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Re: I just hooked up with a woman older than my mom..... [Re: barfightlard]
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I've nailed someone that was 15 years older than me.

I agree with toiletduk though. If you had a good time, what the hell does it matter?

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Re: I just hooked up with a woman older than my mom..... [Re: SneezingPenis]
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she was naughty, wasn't she?


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Re: I just hooked up with a woman older than my mom..... [Re: SneezingPenis]
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Wrong?! Somebody give this man a medal!

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Re: I just hooked up with a woman older than my mom..... [Re: DNKYD]
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well.... I keep thinking of it like this:

what if you found out your mom hooked up with someone one year younger than you?

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Re: I just hooked up with a woman older than my mom..... [Re: SneezingPenis]
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The "titties" thing depends if you give birth or not and have kids.

I hoped you wrapped it up, a lady that took you in THAT easy that is twice your age is probably crawling with std's..not that a condom would protect against half of them... :wink:


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Mindfulness is the aware, balanced acceptance of the present experience.
It isn't more complicated than that.
It is opening to or recieving the present moment, pleasant or unpleasant, just as it is,
without either clinging to it or rejecting it.

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Re: I just hooked up with a woman older than my mom..... [Re: SneezingPenis]
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If my mom could still kick it with younger guys such as myself, more power to her. I wouldn't be offended. My dad, on the other hand, most likely would be :lol:

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Re: I just hooked up with a woman older than my mom..... [Re: SneezingPenis]
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Yeah man, who the fuck cares? If you had fun, it's all good!

Gotta love those cougars :grin:


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Once, men turned their thinking over to machines in the hope that this would set them free.
But that only permitted other men with machines to enslave them.

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Re: I just hooked up with a woman older than my mom..... [Re: trendal]
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Hell, I'd still do Farrah Fawcett and she's over 50. She's younger than my mom though.

I personally would never hook up with anyone older than my mom, but my mom had me a little bit late in life, so.....


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Re: I just hooked up with a woman older than my mom..... [Re: SneezingPenis]
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slaps High Five!

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Re: I just hooked up with a woman older than my mom..... [Re: SneezingPenis]
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A+!

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