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Offlinegrphish
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I have a date tonight.
    #4122969 - 05/02/05 01:05 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

Okay the thing is me and my friends went to ayia napa which last night which is bassicly a town made of clubs pubs and hotels
its full of girls partying in the streets etc.. we go there early drunk and get some girls to sit with us
they are swiss german, so we walk around talk to them etc and they wanted to go to this club, we find the club and its a hole so we walk them back to their hotel and they go upstairs and we're meeting them in a few hours at the place
now i was drunk last night and talkative but i seem to have run out of things to say so... you guys got any smart comments i know how cheesy this sounds, be yourself etc is bullshit cause its just some tourist girls who are lookiing for a good time and are leaving in 2 days
so got any funny topics you talk about
any jokes any neutral subjects?
anything fun...


p.s - swiss germans rule :laugh:


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OfflineSammy
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Re: I have a date tonight. [Re: grphish]
    #4122983 - 05/02/05 01:08 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

They rule. Try to show them how "exciting" a time they can have with a foriegner. You know they're itching in the pants to tell their friends about their 'foriegn romance'. Show them some fun shit to do. Talk to them a bit about where they're from.. then drop it because it gets old. Make sure they're comfortable.. but keep in mind that they'll put up with a bunch of shit while trying to have a good time!

Sam


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Re: I have a date tonight. [Re: grphish]
    #4123252 - 05/02/05 02:19 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

This line never fails: "Take your pants off."


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Re: I have a date tonight. [Re: Adden]
    #4123259 - 05/02/05 02:20 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

Compliment their outfit, then tell them how much better it would look on your bedroom floor.  :smirk:


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Re: I have a date tonight. [Re: Liz]
    #4123299 - 05/02/05 02:31 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

As a foreigner the best bet is too lie out your ass and make up impressive shit. There was a great onion article about how to do it. The woman was all like "He was the most romantic man ever" and the guy was like "I put a collapsable easil in my room, took her to a shithole diner feeding her shitwine from the cellar. On the way, I made shit up about stuff we passed. Because I ordered in Italian, as soon as we got back to my one bedroom apartment, she fell over with her legs in the air."


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Re: I have a date tonight. [Re: tomk]
    #4123727 - 05/02/05 04:30 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

try to lure them into your van,

works best if you wear a cast on your arm.

assure them, "its party all the time in the....er, uh, AT the WELL".

heh, it rubs the lotion on its skin.

-ps.


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Re: I have a date tonight. [Re: PrisonSong]
    #4123730 - 05/02/05 04:32 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

PrisonSong said:
try to lure them into your van,

works best if you wear a cast on your arm.





Candy works best for this....


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Re: I have a date tonight. [Re: grphish]
    #4123958 - 05/02/05 05:48 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

ask her questions about her life.

chics like guys that are interested in them.

say stuff like "I really want to know more about you".

"What is your favorite song, band, color, sexual position?...(whatever)?".

and act like you give a fuck...and you might get a fuck.

don't talk the whole night about yourself.

if she asks you something...answer.
then ask her something back about her.

and be confident!~

chic's like guys that are confident about themself...and act a little shy.

then let the wolf out when you take her back to her room.


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Re: I have a date tonight. [Re: Roadkill]
    #4123975 - 05/02/05 05:51 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

That is definetly how to do it.


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Re: I have a date tonight. [Re: Roadkill]
    #4124000 - 05/02/05 06:00 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

Sage advice!!


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Re: I have a date tonight. [Re: grphish]
    #4124007 - 05/02/05 06:03 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

Drug the bitch or knock her out.


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Re: I have a date tonight. [Re: SoopaX]
    #4124029 - 05/02/05 06:08 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

explain to her the meaning of life in exchange for sex.. after you have sex and she asks what the meaning of life is, say " i just showed you"


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OfflineTodcasil
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Re: I have a date tonight. [Re: grphish]
    #4124046 - 05/02/05 06:11 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

man i must be getting old or something.


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GODDESSES
Women look at themselves and they seem utterly human, when looking at men they see proud
GODS.


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Re: I have a date tonight. [Re: Todcasil]
    #4124290 - 05/02/05 06:59 PM (11 years, 10 months ago)

by the time you read this, you wont give a fuck,man


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