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OfflineCaRnAgECaNdYS
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My date with law enforcement!
    #3127431 - 09/12/04 09:44 PM (19 years, 6 months ago)

Literally!




So I had a date tonight! He was a nice guy from my neighborhood. He's a parole officer :smirk:

He wants to be a cop. :crazy: It was a little nerve racking. It went okay, we talked alot and watched some movies back at his place.
Nothing happened, it was all mostly getting-to-know-eachother talk.

My last BF also wanted to be a cop! :tongue:
Geez, I keep getting caught up with men who are into law enforcement.
How the hell am I supposed to grow anything when I've got cops around?

:grin:


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Offlinecisole
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Re: My date with law enforcement! [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
    #3127439 - 09/12/04 09:46 PM (19 years, 6 months ago)

damn girl, time for a change of pace?


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Offlineplexus
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Registered: 04/24/03
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Re: My date with law enforcement! [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
    #3127440 - 09/12/04 09:46 PM (19 years, 6 months ago)

kill them


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i go where i please. :yesnod:
im not here.:shake:
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Offlinetwigz
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Re: My date with law enforcement! [Re: plexus]
    #3127447 - 09/12/04 09:50 PM (19 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

plexus said:
kill them


im with this guy  :grin:


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OfflineCaRnAgECaNdYS
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Re: My date with law enforcement! [Re: cisole]
    #3127464 - 09/12/04 09:56 PM (19 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

cisole said:
damn girl, time for a change of pace?




That's what I'm talking about!! :grin:


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OfflineWorf
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Re: My date with law enforcement! [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
    #3127555 - 09/12/04 10:21 PM (19 years, 6 months ago)

convert him to the darkside!

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OfflineYouEnjoyMyself
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Re: My date with law enforcement! [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
    #3127642 - 09/12/04 10:43 PM (19 years, 6 months ago)

Steal his keys to the evidence room.

or spark up a joint in front of him and see what he does.


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OfflineCaRnAgECaNdYS
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Re: My date with law enforcement! [Re: YouEnjoyMyself]
    #3127651 - 09/12/04 10:45 PM (19 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

YouEnjoyMyself said:
Steal his keys to the evidence room.

or spark up a joint in front of him and see what he does.




I'm working on it! :wink:


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InvisibleLe_Canard
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Re: My date with law enforcement! [Re: YouEnjoyMyself]
    #3127658 - 09/12/04 10:46 PM (19 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

YouEnjoyMyself said:
Steal his keys to the evidence room.






Yeah! Fun times ahead! :laugh:

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OfflineBioSore
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Re: My date with law enforcement! [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
    #3127665 - 09/12/04 10:47 PM (19 years, 6 months ago)

Does he know anything about your wonderful... and exciting... behavior?


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InvisibleHeavyToilet
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Re: My date with law enforcement! [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
    #3127668 - 09/12/04 10:47 PM (19 years, 6 months ago)

Yeah, once you get to know him, you should start smoking weed in front of him, see what happens. It's not like he'd arrest you.

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OfflineYouEnjoyMyself
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Re: My date with law enforcement! [Re: HeavyToilet]
    #3127687 - 09/12/04 10:51 PM (19 years, 6 months ago)

ask him to arrest some pot heads so you can get free weed.


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OfflineCaRnAgECaNdYS
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Re: My date with law enforcement! [Re: BioSore]
    #3127688 - 09/12/04 10:51 PM (19 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

BioSore said:
Does he know anything about your wonderful... and exciting... behavior?




Is that a sarcastic remark?

He thinks I'm very sweet!

He has no idea! :smirk:


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OfflineYouEnjoyMyself
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Re: My date with law enforcement! [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
    #3127693 - 09/12/04 10:52 PM (19 years, 6 months ago)

sweet like some really good dank buds?


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OfflineCaRnAgECaNdYS
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Re: My date with law enforcement! [Re: YouEnjoyMyself]
    #3127710 - 09/12/04 10:54 PM (19 years, 6 months ago)

Oh, much sweeter than that!  :blush:


Damn...I'm not sure what to do about this. I don't even know if I like him.


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Offlineplexus
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Re: My date with law enforcement! [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
    #3127730 - 09/12/04 10:58 PM (19 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Desiree said:
Damn...I'm not sure what to do about this. I don't even know if I like him.




THEN FUCK HIM.

if you dont like him now, fuck him. he probobly can wait to bust people like you. but maybe im generalizing and hes a really cool cop. FUCKING DOUBT IT. ditch him.


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that there, thats not me. :noway:
i go where i please. :yesnod:
im not here.:shake:
this isnt happening.:nonono:

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OfflineYouEnjoyMyself
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Re: My date with law enforcement! [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
    #3127732 - 09/12/04 10:58 PM (19 years, 6 months ago)

have sex and see...jk.


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OfflineCaRnAgECaNdYS
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Re: My date with law enforcement! [Re: YouEnjoyMyself]
    #3127791 - 09/12/04 11:12 PM (19 years, 6 months ago)

Nooo
I don't wanna sleep with him! :noway:
I'm attracted to guys on the right side of the law. They are attracted to me. I prefer the type of guys who aren't necessarily bad, but aren't completely law abiding! The handcuffs are a turn-on though!  :wink:


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OfflineYouEnjoyMyself
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Re: My date with law enforcement! [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
    #3127796 - 09/12/04 11:13 PM (19 years, 6 months ago)

are those your lips?


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OfflineCaRnAgECaNdYS
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Re: My date with law enforcement! [Re: YouEnjoyMyself]
    #3127867 - 09/12/04 11:39 PM (19 years, 6 months ago)

I get asked this almost everynight!


YES YES YES YES YES YES


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OfflineMrBump
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Re: My date with law enforcement! [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
    #3127901 - 09/12/04 11:51 PM (19 years, 6 months ago)

well, he cant arrest you for anything...he's a babysitter for adult fuckups.
but the fact that he wants to be a cop isnt good if you desire to do illegal ethenogen like things...


dump his ass, P.O.'s dont make any money anyway :blush:


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Re: My date with law enforcement! [Re: MrBump]
    #3127909 - 09/12/04 11:53 PM (19 years, 6 months ago)

Hehe,
I'm not going out with him. I'm still browsing!  :wink:


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Re: My date with law enforcement! [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
    #3127913 - 09/12/04 11:54 PM (19 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Desiree said:
YES YES YES YES YES YES

GIVE ME MORE BIGNERD




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OfflineCaRnAgECaNdYS
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Re: My date with law enforcement! [Re: BigNerd]
    #3127940 - 09/12/04 11:59 PM (19 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

BigNerd said:
Quote:

Desiree said:
YES YES YES YES YES YES

GIVE ME MORE BIGNERD







:kiss:


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OfflineYouEnjoyMyself
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Re: My date with law enforcement! [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
    #3127981 - 09/13/04 12:07 AM (19 years, 6 months ago)

my date with law enforcement had me handcuffed to a chair for a long time and getting pictures taken of me [being raped] and getting fingerprints taken, and having ghetto people laugh at me for getting arrested for weed.

not my best date.


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Invisiblefunkymonk
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Re: My date with law enforcement! [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
    #3127988 - 09/13/04 12:08 AM (19 years, 6 months ago)

Boom chicka boom boom
:jamming:

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OfflineBigNerd
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Re: My date with law enforcement! [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
    #3128000 - 09/13/04 12:10 AM (19 years, 6 months ago)

  :jiggy: :naughty:


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Offlinewds
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Re: My date with law enforcement! [Re: YouEnjoyMyself]
    #3128067 - 09/13/04 12:26 AM (19 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

YouEnjoyMyself said:
my date with law enforcement had me handcuffed to a chair for a long time and getting pictures taken of me [being raped] and getting fingerprints taken, and having ghetto people laugh at me for getting arrested for weed.

not my best date.



what?! tell me thats true.


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