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RandalFlagg
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Everything you need to know about women

#3373928 - 11/17/04 12:14 PM (21 years, 10 months ago)

I have been seeing a lot of angry males talking about how women have fucked them
over. I wrote this essay a while back after a breakup. I thought maybe some of you
guys might want to read it. I apologize to the girls if it sounds bitter in spots.

What women want, why they act the way they do, and what they want in relationships
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1. You can never give yourself completely to a woman. The second you do, they become bored with you.
You must maintain a certain part of you that cannot be touched by her, but that is known to her. She
will stay intrigued and try to pursue that part of you. The second you give everything to a woman, she
will no longer have an interest in you. You must ration yourself to her.

Examples:

a. If you are always buying her tons of stuff, she will get used to it and expect a certain
standard, which unless you are Bill Gates you will never be able to sustain in a continuously
increasing manner.

b. If you are nice to her all of the time, she gets used to it. The niceness will start to
bore her. You need to inject some aloofness, mystery, drama, and occassional jerk-like behavior
(you must do this in very carefully controlled spurts). Only when they experience some
adversity in the relationship will they appreciate the part of you that they do have. And,
only when they get a glimpse of something else that you can offer will they want to hold
on to you.

2. You can't show all your cards up front. When you pull out the big guns and try your damndest to
impress or court a girl, you won't be able to follow it up with anything. If the things you offer the
relationship stay the same she gets bored. If the things that you offer the relationship decrease,
she will get pissed. You must always make her think that there is more to you and that you have more
to offer.

3. YOU CAN'T BE CLINGY. Girls hate it(but they don't admit it). They will be clingy with you and demand
that you spend every second with them and have your thoughts always be on them. But if you reciprocate
clinginess, they will become revolted by you.

4. You have to have a life outside of the relationship. And whatever that life is(having friends you hang
out with, being respected at your workplace, or noticed by people in a "scene") it pays to be an alpha male.
Being the alpha male doesn't necessarily mean that you are handsome and strong(although that doesn't hurt), it
means that everybody in the group you are in notices, admires, and respects you. If other people appreciate you,
she will desire you more.

If you don't have a life away from her, she will get bored of you quickly. In other words, you have
to have something that draws your attention away from her and she knows it does. She will clamour for
more of you, but you must control the amount of things(time, closeness, talking, etc...) that you give
her. If you give too much...well we already covered that in #1.

5. Because women get bored so easily and are emotionally fickle, you must constantly be on the lookout
for it. If you notice that the woman is starting to get bored, you must immediately examine your
behavior to determine if you broke any of the first four rules.

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