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OfflineNomad
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Holy Shit
    #3354722 - 11/13/04 06:55 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

"U.G. casually remarked that before the "Calamity" he was rather surprised to read about the fact that an "enlightened" man's feces did not have the usual decomposed smell. He took this information rather skeptically. But after the "Calamity" he found that whenever he would be in the toilet the feces smelt like mango or raspberry or strawberries. He wondered why. The doctors who examined him for his gullet complaint told him that his stomach lining had lost its sensitivity completely, the acids no longer secreted in his stomach, the food was not acted upon but went straight to the intestines. The stomach acted just like a vent or a pipe for the food to go to the intestines, and this retained its original odor even when it came out as waste. There was less decomposition in the system."

Taken from the UG Krishnamurti Homepage.


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Re: Holy Shit [Re: Nomad]
    #3354791 - 11/13/04 08:42 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

What? This is supposed to be good for you?

I'd classify it as a digestive DISORDER that may require medical attention. Your stumach acid is there for a reason. Without it you can't digest food properly, and without that you can't obtain all the nutrients you need to live.


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Re: Holy Shit [Re: trendal]
    #3354794 - 11/13/04 08:43 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

It also kills bacteria.


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OfflineNomad
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Re: Holy Shit [Re: trendal]
    #3354882 - 11/13/04 10:09 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

What? This is supposed to be good for you?

Actually, no one claimed that enlightenment was supposed to be good for you.

I'd classify it as a digestive DISORDER that may require medical attention. Your stumach acid is there for a reason. Without it you can't digest food properly, and without that you can't obtain all the nutrients you need to live.

Yeah, but for some reason UG lives without stomach acid for 32 years now. It doesn't seem as if he's going to drop dead too soon, either.

Anyway, I forgot why I posted the above piece.


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Re: Holy Shit [Re: Nomad]
    #3355702 - 11/13/04 02:47 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Nomad said:
Actually, no one claimed that enlightenment was supposed to be good for you.




huh?? who didn't? are you claiming that enlightenment isn't good for you?


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Re: Holy Shit [Re: Nomad]
    #3355729 - 11/13/04 03:00 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Nomad said:
Anyway, I forgot why I posted the above piece.




Because the post is actually an elaborate joke, centered around the title of the thread, "Holy Shit". :lol:

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Re: Holy Shit [Re: Zekebomb]
    #3355737 - 11/13/04 03:02 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

hehe i get it holy shit.


ya know... a pun, or play on words.

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Re: Holy Shit [Re: Moonshoe]
    #3355742 - 11/13/04 03:03 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Too slow, Moonshoe, I whooped your ass on that one. :lol:

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Re: Holy Shit [Re: fireworks_god]
    #3355751 - 11/13/04 03:05 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

now my self esteem is crushed. im going to go shoot up.

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Re: Holy Shit [Re: Moonshoe]
    #3355768 - 11/13/04 03:10 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

:lol:

I have some unfortunate news to announce.


Moonshoe died within the last fourty-eight hours.


Apparently he stuck a needle too far into his eye.


Let this thread stand as a loving memorial to Moonshoe, may he rest in peace.




Moonshoe is dead.








:lol:

(If you weren't around earlier this morning, you won't get it, there is a particular post that was deleted concerning SS7 in this manner that was fucking hilarious, and it is actually disappointing to see it disappear :frown:)

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Re: Holy Shit [Re: Nomad]
    #3355779 - 11/13/04 03:12 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

My shit dont stink, either, but you should smell my farts.


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Re: Holy Shit [Re: fireworks_god]
    #3355837 - 11/13/04 03:26 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Because the post is actually an elaborate joke, centered around the title of the thread, "Holy Shit".

Of course! Now I remember. Thanks a lot.  :laugh:


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Re: Holy Shit [Re: Nomad]
    #3355849 - 11/13/04 03:30 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

someone please notify my parents. i want to be buried in the woods.

it was nice knowing you


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Re: Holy Shit [Re: Zekebomb]
    #3355854 - 11/13/04 03:31 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

huh?? who didn't? are you claiming that enlightenment isn't good for you?

Well, is a mushroom trip good for you? My ego is scared as hell whenever I am thinking about doing the five grams again. I do it anyway. In the very same way, I am utterly convinced by now that if my ego really knew what enlightenment is all about, it would not want enlightenment.

I'll do it, anyway.


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Re: Holy Shit [Re: Nomad]
    #3355866 - 11/13/04 03:34 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

ive done 8 grams before. why? at the time i had no clear idea. in retrospect it was out of a deep deep desire to see sasquatch village.


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Re: Holy Shit [Re: Moonshoe]
    #3356177 - 11/13/04 04:51 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

ive done 8 grams before. why? at the time i had no clear idea. in retrospect it was out of a deep deep desire to see sasquatch village.

In my opinion, anything above five grams is insane. Did you see sasquatch village?


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Re: Holy Shit [Re: Nomad]
    #3356210 - 11/13/04 04:58 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

is this dry shroom?
5g kinda did less than 2g, but that's Mexican or whatever


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Re: Holy Shit [Re: psyka]
    #3357982 - 11/14/04 01:17 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Re: Holy Shit [Re: LunarEclipse]
    #3358066 - 11/14/04 01:42 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Behold.. the sacred shit!

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Re: Holy Shit [Re: Jellric]
    #3359892 - 11/14/04 02:39 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

so if I eat a pizza, and it still smell pizza when i shit/sweat etc it out. it is a sign of enlightenment? :P
Holly shit! hihi j\k
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