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Re: Oneiromancy and Massage Therapy [Re: Headies]
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Which end would you start with?


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Re: Oneiromancy and Massage Therapy [Re: JonBongGroovy]
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JonBongGroovy said:
Which end would you start with?



Hopefully the end of said kangaroo's life. It could be problematic if you're not patient


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Mycology is my current hyperfixation
Uncommunicated expectations are just premeditated resentments.

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Re: Oneiromancy and Massage Therapy [Re: Mistakes]
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Mistakes said:
JonBongGroovy said:
Which end would you start with?



Hopefully the end of said kangaroo's life. It could be problematic if you're not patient



I'd start with the tail.


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Re: Oneiromancy and Massage Therapy [Re: JonBongGroovy]
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The tail is the most succulent cut of roo meat.

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Re: Oneiromancy and Massage Therapy [Re: Headies]
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I thought I heard once people eat it.


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Edited by JonBongGroovy (09/25/26 01:04 AM)

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Re: Oneiromancy and Massage Therapy [Re: Headies] * 2
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Just had a weird-ass image of Dale Gribble as a Hogwarts professor, ridin to school on a flying, magical weed eater.  Dunno why, but it...amuses me.

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Re: Oneiromancy and Massage Therapy [Re: DorkWithTheHair]
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¿Check out some art m8?


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Re: Oneiromancy and Massage Therapy [Re: DorkWithTheHair]
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DorkWithTheHair said:
Just had a weird-ass image of Dale Gribble as a Hogwarts professor, ridin to school on a flying, magical weed eater.  Dunno why, but it...amuses me.



that but with a penis!!!


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Re: Oneiromancy and Massage Therapy [Re: twighead] * 1
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Twig has the sex organ of an echidna. I saw it in the hot tub.


(Twig’s actual wiener, not an echidna’s.)

Edited by Headies (09/25/26 10:00 AM)

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Re: Oneiromancy and Massage Therapy [Re: Headies] * 3
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:ban:

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Re: Oneiromancy and Massage Therapy [Re: Mystikal] * 1
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Ban?

:allrightythen:

I should be given a medal.

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Re: Oneiromancy and Massage Therapy [Re: Headies] * 1
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Twig is a medical marvel

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Re: Oneiromancy and Massage Therapy [Re: Headies]
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Mystikal said:
:ban:



I pray for it every day and every night but God has abandoned us.


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:mushroom:GenesisCorrupted said:
You are one of the least cool people on this entire board and I wish more people understood that about you.:mushroom:

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Re: Oneiromancy and Massage Therapy [Re: KevinDontWave]
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Kevin is the Harvey Weinstein of chili cheese dog hot tubs. He ruined my career because I wouldn’t sleep with him.

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Re: Oneiromancy and Massage Therapy [Re: Headies] * 3
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I wouldn't dream of sleeping with an opt out.
:youseethisshit:


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:mushroom:GenesisCorrupted said:
You are one of the least cool people on this entire board and I wish more people understood that about you.:mushroom:

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Re: Oneiromancy and Massage Therapy [Re: KevinDontWave]
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:begone:

You couldn’t handle this. I have an echidna-shaped penis.

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Re: Oneiromancy and Massage Therapy [Re: Headies]
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Make that 3 reasons I would never break my vow of celibacy for you.
:yeahthatsfunny:


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:mushroom:GenesisCorrupted said:
You are one of the least cool people on this entire board and I wish more people understood that about you.:mushroom:

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Re: Oneiromancy and Massage Therapy [Re: KevinDontWave]
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Three reasons? I’ll do you one better and give you four:


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Re: Oneiromancy and Massage Therapy [Re: Headies] * 2
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:kingcrankey:
No posting animal dicks. That's fucked Headies.

Getting stoned and hanging around today. Might order pizza in a bit. Had a good smoked salmon pizza recently..

:cookiemonster:

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Re: Oneiromancy and Massage Therapy [Re: Mystikal]
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All this talk of smoked salmon pizza made me hungry but then I looked at the empanada penis and now I've lost my appetite.
:unwanted:


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:mushroom:GenesisCorrupted said:
You are one of the least cool people on this entire board and I wish more people understood that about you.:mushroom:

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