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Offlinewhy_not_me
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: why_not_me]
    #7859643 - 01/10/08 01:53 PM (16 years, 22 days ago)

Each of the suits on a deck of cards represents the four major pillars of the economy in the middle ages: heart represented the Church, spades represented the military, clubs represented agriculture, and diamonds represented the merchant class.


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Offlinewhy_not_me
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: why_not_me]
    #7859647 - 01/10/08 01:54 PM (16 years, 22 days ago)

The sound of E.T. walking was made by someone squishing her hands in jelly


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: why_not_me]
    #7859651 - 01/10/08 01:55 PM (16 years, 22 days ago)

The bodacious superhero repeatedly grated some Bulgarian cheese on the hideous cream puff.


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: SneezingPenis]
    #7859652 - 01/10/08 01:55 PM (16 years, 22 days ago)

Slack-filled young men and women of Yeti descent who are spread, SEEMINGLY randomly, throughout the breakthinking world... but are bent on breaching all Earthly human political and cultural barriers with the searing nonhuman truth of the Word of "Bob": J.R. "Bob" Dobbs, that LIVING GOD WHO WALKS THIS PLANET EARTH IN HUCKSTER'S SHOES.
PRAISE HIS SWEET NAME


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: why_not_me]
    #7859656 - 01/10/08 01:55 PM (16 years, 22 days ago)

The miniscule imposter single-handedly fired a shotgun at the vile pile of kitty litter.


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: why_not_me]
    #7859658 - 01/10/08 01:55 PM (16 years, 22 days ago)

In the colleges of Konya, Turkey a learned spiritualist embarked on a journey to the Electric Ladyland, but soon discovered that humans are interested only in their own well-being.


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“People say having kids is life changing, well that doesn’t necessarily mean a good thing, does it? I could take one of my legs off. That would change my life.” -Karl Pilkington



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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: why_not_me]
    #7859661 - 01/10/08 01:55 PM (16 years, 22 days ago)

The sunburned leprechaun playfully performed an unnatural act on the nonexistant box of toes.


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: why_not_me]
    #7859672 - 01/10/08 01:58 PM (16 years, 22 days ago)

DRUG counsellors have blamed police for causing overdoses at a weekend rave held at a castle in a medieval theme park.

Users swallowed their drug stashes rather than risk arrest by police patrolling the event in the regional Victorian town Ballarat with sniffer dogs, drug education group VIVAIDS said.

VIVAIDS chief Damon Brogan criticised the 70-strong police presence at the Ultraworld Festival as "over-zealous" and demanded they stop hassling revellers.

"Confronted with such a police presence, some individuals are tempted to unwisely consume all their drugs in one go, rather than throw them away or risk arrest," Mr Brogan said.

"If police operations are increasing the risk of death and harm in the community, perhaps it is time to rethink."


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: why_not_me]
    #7859680 - 01/10/08 01:59 PM (16 years, 22 days ago)

Joining this silly thread for no particular reason but to see what others had to say.

And sure enough, machination does join where he could truly accel at something he does normally, anyway.

Did you know that if you don't water your plants on a regular basis, they don't remain green? Thank about it!


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: why_not_me]
    #7859685 - 01/10/08 01:59 PM (16 years, 22 days ago)

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why_not_me said:
DRUG counsellors have blamed police for causing overdoses at a weekend rave held at a castle in a medieval theme park.

Users swallowed their drug stashes rather than risk arrest by police patrolling the event in the regional Victorian town Ballarat with sniffer dogs, drug education group VIVAIDS said.

VIVAIDS chief Damon Brogan criticised the 70-strong police presence at the Ultraworld Festival as "over-zealous" and demanded they stop hassling revellers.

"Confronted with such a police presence, some individuals are tempted to unwisely consume all their drugs in one go, rather than throw them away or risk arrest," Mr Brogan said.

"If police operations are increasing the risk of death and harm in the community, perhaps it is time to rethink."





QFT


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: why_not_me]
    #7859701 - 01/10/08 02:02 PM (16 years, 22 days ago)

The gremlins under my floor boards complain my carpet smells funny,, i say "lol" you have carpet on your roof ?


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: SneezingPenis]
    #7859805 - 01/10/08 02:20 PM (16 years, 22 days ago)

if you let go of the mayonnaise, then the elephants and eels will dance together, parading through our quiet dusty streets


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: demiu5]
    #7859813 - 01/10/08 02:22 PM (16 years, 22 days ago)

born a vampire


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: demiu5]
    #7859819 - 01/10/08 02:22 PM (16 years, 22 days ago)

know anything about peyote? check out my thread in 'other drugs discussion'

this is me going bleh



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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: im_on_a_boat]
    #7859847 - 01/10/08 02:27 PM (16 years, 22 days ago)

jesus tie-dyded for our sins.


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: SneezingPenis]
    #7859878 - 01/10/08 02:32 PM (16 years, 22 days ago)

ahhhhhhhhhh! but what can we say for ourselves, now?

the eagle has landed, motherfuckers,

the eagle

has landed


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: demiu5]
    #7859912 - 01/10/08 02:38 PM (16 years, 22 days ago)

To wit, the vagabonds are wantless


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: WhiskeyClone]
    #7859917 - 01/10/08 02:40 PM (16 years, 22 days ago)

A stitch in time busts a rhyme


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“Strengthened by contemplation and study,
I will not fear my passions like a coward.
My body I will give to pleasures,
to diversions that I’ve dreamed of,
to the most daring erotic desires,
to the lustful impulses of my blood, without
any fear at all, for whenever I will—
and I will have the will, strengthened
as I’ll be with contemplation and study—
at the crucial moments I’ll recover
my spirit as was before: ascetic.”


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Lion]
    #7859934 - 01/10/08 02:42 PM (16 years, 22 days ago)

Not laughing is no joke, but angry masturbation makes the voices stop.


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Lion]
    #7859954 - 01/10/08 02:46 PM (16 years, 22 days ago)

"everytime there is a akward silence a gehbaby is born"

there arent enough q tips for me to visit this site

trees smoke people

your mind is a computer, shrooms clean it out and like computers your mind grows smaller each time...

"todays number is joint, as in i smoked 3 joints today"


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