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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: robbyberto]
    #7859424 - 01/10/08 01:15 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

I dropped off the preliminary drawings and now I am gripped by shame


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: SneezingPenis]
    #7859427 - 01/10/08 01:16 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Is every bassist racist?


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Justice_Fish]
    #7859428 - 01/10/08 01:16 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

The moon only has one face ?, like the grasshopper but not like the coin. Nope !
This is my washing powder,, power !

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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: SneezingPenis]
    #7859429 - 01/10/08 01:16 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

My feet itch but when I scratch them they tickle.


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Boutang]
    #7859434 - 01/10/08 01:17 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

The long days of Shockley are gone
So is football Kennedy style


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Boutang]
    #7859439 - 01/10/08 01:18 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

My bicycle rode me up a tree the day after tomorrow.


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: AlteredAgain]
    #7859445 - 01/10/08 01:18 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

In a word, snorblat.


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: WhiskeyClone]
    #7859447 - 01/10/08 01:18 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Didactic Europeans once had a stronghold in Pangea, however, Bill Hicks did not like to bathe in the Ganges because Sun Bears often leap into mountains of small brown children.


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: AlteredAgain]
    #7859448 - 01/10/08 01:18 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

the questions flowed like ducks out of a volcano


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: robbyberto]
    #7859456 - 01/10/08 01:19 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Fetch me a thought! Posthaste! Or postmodern even.


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Boutang]
    #7859458 - 01/10/08 01:20 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

feel it, smeel it, smell it. grope the last ditch effort towards reuniting the shards of a fallen idol worship the golden calf muscle.

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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: SneezingPenis]
    #7859463 - 01/10/08 01:21 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Snape Kills Dumbledore

Wait is that a spoiler?!? :shrug:


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Mocha Bear]
    #7859471 - 01/10/08 01:23 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Hark!

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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: SneezingPenis]
    #7859484 - 01/10/08 01:27 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

The most sure-fire way to your lover's heart is to make a lateral incision beneath the sternum and reach in, upward.


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: AlteredAgain]
    #7859485 - 01/10/08 01:27 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

megalodon megalomaniac attack under narcotics supervision whilst treading slaughter in slug and ant's atmosphere.

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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: SneezingPenis]
    #7859487 - 01/10/08 01:27 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

'Disconnect' is not a noun.

There I said it.


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: WhiskeyClone]
    #7859490 - 01/10/08 01:28 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: The_Ghost]
    #7859500 - 01/10/08 01:30 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Honore thy Balzac.


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and I will have the will, strengthened
as I’ll be with contemplation and study—
at the crucial moments I’ll recover
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Lion]
    #7859501 - 01/10/08 01:30 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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The Official Utter Nonsense Thread
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posts shouldnt have anything to do with each other. nothing should make any sense, be coherent, logical, linear, or sequitir.
just pounding on the keyboard would work... but that would be lame.


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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: YawningAnus]
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FUCK!

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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: YawningAnus]
      #7859355 - 01/10/08 03:03 PM
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Sometimes I feel like a nut,
Sometimes I don't

I'd like to eat acid tonight
But I won't

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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: Shroomism]
      #7859359 - 01/10/08 03:04 PM
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one word

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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: machination]
      #7859360 - 01/10/08 03:04 PM
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Little people enjoy working long hours for no pay, and most of them have candy on their person.

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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: machination]
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"ha!" exclaimed the groomsman.

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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: YawningAnus]
      #7859363 - 01/10/08 03:05 PM
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i get pissed when i am texting somebody on my cell phone, and the person replies with an 'ok' or 'cool' or other single-worded affirmative comments like that. this shit costs me a dime every time.

i was going to make my own thread to rant in, but this one suits just fine. thanks. :thumbup:

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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: machination]
      #7859364 - 01/10/08 03:05 PM
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infinite shitduck

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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: sam420]
      #7859370 - 01/10/08 03:06 PM
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14 has no letters in it.

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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread [Re: machination]
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mach, you're the master of non-sense and this is all you could come up with? :lol:

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words battered across a crusty shitditch
malingering on flower power prose
on top of this hill my friends
the Shroomery grows

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      #7859387 - 01/10/08 03:09 PM
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Stroh's Light has an alcohol content of 4.4% with only 113 calories and 7 carbs

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      #7859391 - 01/10/08 03:09 PM
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The beer delivery man is yelling at Pedro like a little bitch.

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knows job.

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Manic, red, little, wacky hookers flying under the burning issues which I love but in fact human fellowship may settle for cleverness.

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West Okoboji, IA; the Walleye fishing is fair in Smith's Bay. Bluegill fishing is good in Smith's Bay, Little Emerson and the canals using wax worms. A few yellow perch are being caught in Smith's Bay. Crappie fishing is good in the canals for 8 to 11-inch fish.

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      #7859408 - 01/10/08 03:14 PM
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I believe that atleast 10 people this year will vote for John Mccain because they are a confused Die Hard fan.

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pink and purple plastic pony pinatas

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Where the fuck is the sunshine?

Poop stinks.

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There was wiz waz wazoo against the boofa near the koolak.

And that was the second time I killed Joan of Arc.

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I dropped off the preliminary drawings and now I am gripped by shame

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      #7859427 - 01/10/08 03:16 PM
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Is every bassist racist?

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The moon only has one face ?, like the grasshopper but not like the coin. Nope !
This is my washing powder,, power !

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My feet itch but when I scratch them they tickle.

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The long days of Shockley are gone
So is football Kennedy style

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My bicycle rode me up a tree the day after tomorrow.

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In a word, snorblat.

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Didactic Europeans once had a stronghold in Pangea, however, Bill Hicks did not like to bathe in the Ganges because Sun Bears often leap into mountains of small brown children.

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the questions flowed like ducks out of a volcano

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Fetch me a thought! Posthaste! Or postmodern even.

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feel it, smeel it, smell it. grope the last ditch effort towards reuniting the shards of a fallen idol worship the golden calf muscle.

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Snape Kills Dumbledore

Wait is that a spoiler?!? :shrug:

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Hark!

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The most sure-fire way to your lover's heart is to make a lateral incision beneath the sternum and reach in, upward.

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megalodon megalomaniac attack under narcotics supervision whilst treading slaughter in slug and ant's atmosphere.

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'Disconnect' is not a noun.

There I said it.

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licious, without it Im vicious cause i refuse to do the dishes and bend to the wishes of the man selling the whirlpool, fool.

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