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POLL: BeefSupremeJr has Transformed and needs your help! * 5
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Hello everybody,

I realize that this doesn't SEEM cultivation related, but it is. Bear with me please.

I've unexpectedly encountered a brand spanking new level of consciousness. On accident! Oops! All good, no bad! Well it happens sometimes. You fuck around enough, and eventually you find it out, folks. So I found out some amazing things this time around the sun. Friends know things haven't been easy for Beef this last decade, and that New Years Eve is a very special occasion of cosmic order for the old tenderloin.

However, this time around, Beef seems to have had several profound epiphanies related to life, the universe, and everything.

I will CONFESS the deets over the course of the next lap around the sun, but in the meanwhile, I need your help paying it all forward, as is my custom.

My supporter account is about to expire and my username just doesn't quite fit me anymore. Hermit Crab has outgrown its shell. Baby needs a bigger boat. Baby needs a whole new pair of shoes. Help me out as you guys have done time and time again. I am transforming and I need to know what my parameters are:

Please vote. Your opinion matters. I am but a humbler servant of the Shroomery, and I would very much like to remain a permanent fixture, but I just can't do it with the same old clothes.  Please cast your vote or submit options to Duc and I to consider before January 6th when my supporter account expires.

THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH FOR ALL THE LOVE OVER THE YEARS I REALLY COULD NOT DO WHAT I DO WITHOUT YOUR SUPPORT AND AFFIRMATION! IT HAS BEEN THE ABSOLUTE PLEASURE OF MY LIFE SERVING YOU ALL AND I LOOK FORWARD TO MANY MORE YEARS OF SERVICE!


Sincerely,

-Beef

Oh so how is this cultivation related? Because I'm back, babies. The new cancer tumor under my eye flaked off like a dry booger after I turned up the BeefJuice on it and nothing can stop me now.
How shall thee dub me?
Users may choose only one (50 total votes)
BeefSupremeJr (Change not. booo hisssss)
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5 10%
BeefExtreme (Presently Beef's first choice)
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21 42%
BeefUltima (Fem)
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3 6%
BeefUltimo (Masc)
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0 0%
BeefSupreme (No longer Junior)
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11 22%
BeefZenith (Just an option)
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1 2%
Other (Please explain)
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9 18%
Votes accepted from the dawn of the universe until 01/07/26 01:59 AM


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Edited by BeefExtreme (01/02/26 11:48 AM)

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Re: POLL: BeefSupremeJr has Transformed and needs your help! [Re: BeefExtreme] * 1
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Beef Extreme!

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Re: POLL: BeefSupremeJr has Transformed and needs your help! [Re: lainox] * 9
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I'll vote if you give permission to change your name to expired beef when u retire


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Re: POLL: BeefSupremeJr has Transformed and needs your help! [Re: cronicr]
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Done deal.


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Re: POLL: BeefSupremeJr has Transformed and needs your help! [Re: lainox] * 1
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BeefExtreme, of course...if that is what is calling to you, that's all that matters, from my perspective. Peace and good health to you brother. Here's hoping to a great new year.


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Re: POLL: BeefSupremeJr has Transformed and needs your help! [Re: cronicr] * 3
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BeefSupremeSr:grin:


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Re: POLL: BeefSupremeJr has Transformed and needs your help! [Re: BeefExtreme]
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I voted for BeefExtreme! 


BeefSupremeJr said:
Oh so how is this cultivation related? Because I'm back, babies. The new cancer tumor under my eye flaked off like a dry booger after I turned up the BeefJuice on it and nothing can stop me now.


Fuck ya!

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Re: POLL: BeefSupremeJr has Transformed and needs your help! [Re: SuburbanHerbin] * 2
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GotnoBeef

As in, I've got no beef with you...I'm here to help:wink:


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Re: POLL: BeefSupremeJr has Transformed and needs your help! [Re: BeefExtreme] * 1
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Makes me smile that your booger is currently fish food! As far as the name change, I’ll go with BeefExtreme, since I’m torn and it being your current favorite was the tie breaker! This is your year, brother!

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Re: POLL: BeefSupremeJr has Transformed and needs your help! [Re: cronicr] * 2
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cronicr said:
I'll vote if you give permission to change your name to expired beef when u retire


Dry aged.


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Re: POLL: BeefSupremeJr has Transformed and needs your help! [Re: Synack]
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Synack said:
cronicr said:
I'll vote if you give permission to change your name to expired beef when u retire


Dry aged.


Cracker-dry aged?

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Re: POLL: BeefSupremeJr has Transformed and needs your help! [Re: AstroSporeFiend] * 1
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"Other: please explain"

LeBoeufSuprême

(LeBoeufExtrême also works)


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Re: POLL: BeefSupremeJr has Transformed and needs your help! [Re: BeefExtreme] * 2
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BeefSupremeJr said:
Hello everybody,

I realize that this doesn't SEEM cultivation related, but it is. Bear with me please.

I've unexpectedly encountered a brand spanking new level of consciousness. On accident! Oops! All good, no bad! Well it happens sometimes. You fuck around enough, and eventually you find it out, folks. So I found out some amazing things this time around the sun. Friends know things haven't been easy for Beef this last decade, and that New Years Eve is a very special occasion of cosmic order for the old tenderloin.

However, this time around, Beef seems to have had several profound epiphanies related to life, the universe, and everything.

I will CONFESS the deets over the course of the next lap around the sun, but in the meanwhile, I need your help paying it all forward, as is my custom.

My supporter account is about to expire and my username just doesn't quite fit me anymore. Hermit Crab has outgrown its shell. Baby needs a bigger boat. Baby needs a whole new pair of shoes. Help me out as you guys have done time and time again. I am transforming and I need to know what my parameters are:

Please vote. Your opinion matters. I am but a humbler servant of the Shroomery, and I would very much like to remain a permanent fixture, but I just can't do it with the same old clothes.  Please cast your vote or submit options to Duc and I to consider before January 6th when my supporter account expires.

THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH FOR ALL THE LOVE OVER THE YEARS I REALLY COULD NOT DO WHAT I DO WITHOUT YOUR SUPPORT AND AFFIRMATION! IT HAS BEEN THE ABSOLUTE PLEASURE OF MY LIFE SERVING YOU ALL AND I LOOK FORWARD TO MANY MORE YEARS OF SERVICE!


Sincerely,

-Beef

Oh so how is this cultivation related? Because I'm back, babies. The new cancer tumor under my eye flaked off like a dry booger after I turned up the BeefJuice on it and nothing can stop me now.


Sorry I voted other. I’m going with BeefMignon, because there can be no finer cut of beef. 👌🏻

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Re: POLL: BeefSupremeJr has Transformed and needs your help! [Re: AZ Starman2112] * 6
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BeefQueef :cool:


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Re: POLL: BeefSupremeJr has Transformed and needs your help! [Re: BeefExtreme] * 1
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Ah fuck can I change my vote? I voted no change (because we love you just the way you are :heart:) before reading your post. So, ok, BeefExtreme, you do you, fella :rockon:


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Re: POLL: BeefSupremeJr has Transformed and needs your help! [Re: Dala] * 4
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Dala said:
BeefQueef :cool:


:lolsy:

I voted BeefSupreme(no jr), just to keep it familiar and safe :muppet: Extreme sounds to aggresive, like a new Gillette razor ad: "The New Ultra Extreme Power Plus 4.1. Get it today!!" kind of thing :lol:


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Re: POLL: BeefSupremeJr has Transformed and needs your help! [Re: Dala] * 2
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Dala said:
BeefQueef :cool:


:laugh2:

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Re: POLL: BeefSupremeJr has Transformed and needs your help! [Re: Kloakk]
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Kloakk said:
Dala said:
BeefQueef :cool:


:lolsy:

I voted BeefSupreme(no jr), just to keep it familiar and safe :muppet: Extreme sounds to aggresive, like a new Gillette razor ad: "The New Ultra Extreme Power Plus 4.1. Get it today!!" kind of thing :lol:



Aahahahahhahahahhah dudE YOU'RE SO RIGHT!


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Re: POLL: BeefSupremeJr has Transformed and needs your help! [Re: BeefExtreme]
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“FreshBeef”


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Re: POLL: BeefSupremeJr has Transformed and needs your help! [Re: flapping_bird] * 5
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BeefEternal
BeefImmortal
BeefUltra
RiseofMyBeef
BigBeefandBalls
MyBeefsBigger (than yours)
WherestheBeef?
BeefResurrected
BeefFromTheAshes
BeefReborn
BeefRising
FlameGrilledBeef
BeefPartDeux
BeefAscended
MythicBeef
BeefReloaded
BeefsRevenge


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