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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: ThurmanMurman] * 7
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The mushrooms saved you, you can thank them later.

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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: DERRAYLD] * 3
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See, I'll probably believe that tomorrow when I'm sober, but right now I'm crying in my beer. 🀣

Night yall! Mush love!


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Shine down upon the severed
Shine until the two become one

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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: ThurmanMurman] * 1
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Careful Thurman, play stupid games win stupid prizes, at least in Idaho that’s the sort of thing that can get dicey in a hurry.

But also, do your thing player game is game :rofl: just stay safe :heart:

I confess, I somehow fucked up my grain bags (I think?) and I really just don’t know how/why.

Over 72 hours and no growth in any of them, out of 13

3 different LCs


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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: ThurmanMurman] * 2
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missed the chance for some blindfold play :lol:


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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: Mackload] * 1
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I confess I shoot up lc in chicken feed.


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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: vicepope]
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vicepope said:
I confess I shoot up lc in chicken feed.



What exactly is in chicken feed? Is it just seed or some processed shit?


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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: OLDDAD77]
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Process pellets made out of grain and minerals.


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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: ThurmanMurman] * 3
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ThurmanMurman said:
I went to the bar, which I rarely do anymore. I got a bunch of the "haven't seen you in forever." type of shit. In walks this girl I've been curious about for a long time and who was also very clearly wanting it last time I saw her, which was when I was with my gf at the time. Bar closed and she wasted no time. Wanted to come home with me. She's married, so we can't go to her place, and we cant go to mine bc my entire apartment is a fucking work area. I dont even have enough sheets to throw over all this if I wanted to.

Tl;dr- I just got cock blocked by this thing of ours. Feels bad, man.



I think the moral of the story is you need more sheets to throw over shit.


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It's so easy to laugh
it's so easy to hate
It takes guts to be
gentle and kind
-the smiths

Your ego is your nemesis.
Seek the truth tirelessly,
Even at the cost of your own sanity.
-fiddle_head

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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: Tri]
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Tri said:
3 different LCs



Could it be chilly at da crib?


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It's so easy to laugh
it's so easy to hate
It takes guts to be
gentle and kind
-the smiths

Your ego is your nemesis.
Seek the truth tirelessly,
Even at the cost of your own sanity.
-fiddle_head

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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: DERRAYLD] * 2
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DERRAYLD said:
All this vendor talk :lol:

You guys no exactly who she is;

:tubgirl:



:yields:

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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: OLDDAD77] * 1
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Mwj12977 said:
BeefSupremeJr said:
who tf is boomer shroomer lol



Isn’t that the vendor that sells those inflatable  things?



Yes. Those awful things. Some day I will sit down and calculate the money I wasted before really digging into this place and getting some confidence. I still have a couple of bags of sterilized CVG I bought last summer. So. Totally. Unnecessary.

Today, I’d say the only crutch I still use is I won’t deal with my own agar and still buy plates.

This whole post has been a cult confession, so no need to pay tax.

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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: LadysKnight] * 2
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LadysKnight said:
ThurmanMurman said:
I went to the bar, which I rarely do anymore. I got a bunch of the "haven't seen you in forever." type of shit. In walks this girl I've been curious about for a long time and who was also very clearly wanting it last time I saw her, which was when I was with my gf at the time. Bar closed and she wasted no time. Wanted to come home with me. She's married, so we can't go to her place, and we cant go to mine bc my entire apartment is a fucking work area. I dont even have enough sheets to throw over all this if I wanted to.

Tl;dr- I just got cock blocked by this thing of ours. Feels bad, man.



I think the moral of the story is you need more sheets to throw over shit.



moral of the story is i wouldnt worry about it.. what she gonna do, tell her husband?


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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: BeefExtreme] * 1
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But what if he screws up and the next one isn't married?


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It's so easy to laugh
it's so easy to hate
It takes guts to be
gentle and kind
-the smiths

Your ego is your nemesis.
Seek the truth tirelessly,
Even at the cost of your own sanity.
-fiddle_head

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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: LadysKnight] * 1
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jail.  straight to jail.


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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: BeefExtreme] * 17
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When someone is mad at another person, for anything up to and definitely including banging someone's spouse, your hobby will become their leverage against you.

Especially be careful with someone untrustworthy enough to cheat on their own husband. If they can do that to them, think of what they'll have no problems with doing to you.

Be careful out there, folks.

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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: Stipe-n Cap] * 1
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Stipe-n Cap said:
When someone is mad at another person, for anything up to and definitely including banging someone's spouse, your hobby will become their leverage against you.

Be careful out there, folks.



:whathesaid:
EXACTLY!!!!!


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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: Tri] * 1
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Tri said:
I confess, I somehow fucked up my grain bags (I think?) and I really just don’t know how/why.

Over 72 hours and no growth in any of them, out of 13

3 different LCs



I confess that my desire is that one day you kids will learn that venting your PC is actually important.

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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: BeefExtreme] * 2
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With that particular lady, I highly doubt you’d be her first rodeo. But rule one of cult is that you keep who knows about it to a bare minimum. She might not tell him, but she’ll tell her friends, and point you out to them. He may not know everything, but best believe she’s got friends who will know everything. Up to and including how you were.

In short, yeah, you dodged a bullet. For now. Expect to see her if you go there again. So if you want to go that route I’d suggest cleaning up your pigsty and hiding everything better than under a sheet, because if you have to even  leave to go to the bathroom, she WILL be peeking.

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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: Lilgrower]
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Just fuck her and immediately kick her out of your place. This will make it so she cant explore to look under your sheet. She'll be fine with it, trust me.

"No, you cant use my bathroom. That wasn't part of the agreement. Now shoo!"


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R.I.P. Betty Boop, greatest mother to ever do it.

Edited by QuantumZ00 (01/23/25 07:23 AM)

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Re: Cultivation confessional [Re: Stipe-n Cap]
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Stipe-n Cap said:
Tri said:
I confess, I somehow fucked up my grain bags (I think?) and I really just don’t know how/why.

Over 72 hours and no growth in any of them, out of 13

3 different LCs



I confess that my desire is that one day you kids will learn that venting your PC is actually important.



I don’t even put anything in the pc until it starts to boil. Then I fill it up and put the lid on with the pressure valve opened. After that once the steam is rolling out I close it off. Once complete I remove from the heat and don’t touch it for a few hours.

Not sure who’s instructions these were, possibly yours but ever since i started  doing it this way my shit is always sterilized.


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