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Ovoidhunter
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Suck a queef or a fart

#27285965 - 04/29/21 04:26 AM (5 years, 5 months ago)

You have to inhale a queef or a fart and hold your breath for one minute. Which do you prefer and why?

This is important for science. What is the makeup of a fart and queef and how do they differ gaseously.

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Milk-away
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Re: Suck a queef or a fart

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#27285983 - 04/29/21 05:02 AM (5 years, 5 months ago)

I'd rather inhale a queef, it contains more oxygen, and would be pragmatically the better choice for me if I had to hold my breath for a minute.
Just trying to make things more comfortable.

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Ovoidhunter
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Re: Suck a queef or a fart

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#27285988 - 04/29/21 05:06 AM (5 years, 5 months ago)

Farts are pretty sketch you don't really know what your getting into.

The exact chemical composition of human flatulence varies from one person to another, based on his or her biochemistry, the bacteria inhabiting the colon, and the foods that were eaten. If the gas results from ingesting air, the chemical composition will approximate that of air. If the fart arises from digestion or bacterial production, the chemistry may be more exotic. Farts consist primarily of nitrogen, the principal gas in air, along with a significant amount of carbon dioxide. A typical breakdown of the chemical composition of farts is:

Nitrogen: 20-90%
Hydrogen: 0-50% (flammable)
Carbon dioxide: 10-30%
Oxygen: 0-10%
Methane: 0-10% (flammable)

Queefs seems like the safer option and I voted queef personally but if you voted fart I won't shame you for savoring that smelly flatulence. To each their own.

Even if queefing sounds like a fart, it's just air coming out (no other gasses like the ones made by digesting food), so they don't smell like farts. Queefing can happen during sex, stretching, or exercise. During sex, fingers or a penis can trap air inside the vagina when they move in and out...

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Asante
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Re: Suck a queef or a fart

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#27286054 - 04/29/21 06:15 AM (5 years, 5 months ago)

50% hydrogen? You do not want to light a fart like that.

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Re: Suck a queef or a fart

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#27286083 - 04/29/21 07:14 AM (5 years, 5 months ago)

invalid poll

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Ovoidhunter
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Re: Suck a queef or a fart

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#27286098 - 04/29/21 07:29 AM (5 years, 5 months ago)

You have a gun to your head you have to suck a fart or a queef. No Stal.

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Asante
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Re: Suck a queef or a fart

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#27286110 - 04/29/21 07:37 AM (5 years, 5 months ago)

who's serving the yeastermeister?

I mean is it someone reasonably attractive and sanitary or one so rotted through you have to look up to see which side it is?

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Ovoidhunter
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Re: Suck a queef or a fart

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#27286130 - 04/29/21 07:51 AM (5 years, 5 months ago)

You have to choose between Elton john circa 1975 and Grace slick in her later years..

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Nifflerz
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Re: Suck a queef or a fart

[Re: Ovoidhunter]
#27286580 - 04/29/21 02:50 PM (5 years, 5 months ago)

Ovoidhunter said:

This is important for science.

I'm quite intrigued as to how Einstein would answer this.

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Re: Suck a queef or a fart

[Re: Ovoidhunter]
#27286668 - 04/29/21 04:14 PM (5 years, 5 months ago)

Ovoidhunter said:

You have a gun to your head you have to suck a fart or a queef. No Stal.

I would say: STAL, pull the trigger motherfucker!

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larry.fisherman
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Re: Suck a queef or a fart

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#27286682 - 04/29/21 04:25 PM (5 years, 5 months ago)

I would suck the queef in such a way that I then burp said queef in alpha male fashion.

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Nifflerz
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Re: Suck a queef or a fart

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#27286693 - 04/29/21 04:35 PM (5 years, 5 months ago)

larry.fisherman said:

I would suck the queef in such a way that I then burp said queef in alpha male fashion.

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Ovoidhunter
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Re: Suck a queef or a fart

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#27286769 - 04/29/21 05:36 PM (5 years, 5 months ago)

Grace slick used to be hot back in the day.

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Frey
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Re: Suck a queef or a fart

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#27619479 - 01/15/22 08:30 AM (4 years, 8 months ago)

Play with shit an youll get it on your hands asante

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