pirate-blues said:

You guys I'm being terrorized by a deer. Only me. No one else seems to run into it. There are a million black bears with cubs running around. And I am having a huge problem with this one deer. She leaves her fucking kid everywhere, and this is a really densely forested area so it's impossible to see, and then she sees me walking in the woods and gets this crazed look in her eyes and fucking gallops towards me!! She attacked me yesterday because I tried to get away from her and must've accidentally just moved closer to the fawn(which was literally no where in sight).

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CookieCrumbs said:

Marital arts is cool though. Chicks should dig that shit, no?

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They do! But few are into actually practicing them, so the women I meet at BJJ or MMA are few and generally not single but very much ready to mingle. I love training with women because it forces me to not use brute strength and they generally have a better dominance of technique since they can't rely on strength or weight. It feels awkward to have titties in my face in a non-erotic way though.

That's a good doggo you have! Sucks that you have problems with the deer though You think a cap pistol will help? I figure the loud noise might scare her away.

pirate-blues said:

That's already happened


Occasionally I'll housesit here alone and sometimes in the dead of winter in the darkest of nights I feel like I'm being watched, and I look out...and it's just a million deer eyes reflecting in the darkness

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The Blind Ass said:

Maybe he’s your lover from a previous incarnation...but he can’t tell you because he only speaks deer now  🦌.  What a tragedy

And here’s your complimentary Deer inside a house video

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pirate-blues said:

That's already happened


Occasionally I'll housesit here alone and sometimes in the dead of winter in the darkest of nights I feel like I'm being watched, and I look out...and it's just a million deer eyes reflecting in the darkness

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Niffla said:

the gangster deer here was pretty scary

it's a little disturbing though

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OMG

I just watched that holy fuck - and yeah that's exactly what this deer looks like. She has like murder in her eyes and she'll run at me from across the fucking forest.


I'm so glad my dog is okay lol. Maybe it's the dog she hates? I think he might've nipped her in the leg but she ran off pretty fast. She seems like she's getting bolder and bolder though

The Blind Ass said:

Maybe he’s your lover from a previous incarnation...but he can’t tell you because he only speaks deer now  🦌.  What a tragedy

And here’s your complimentary Deer inside a house video

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LogicaL Chaos said:

Finally going to move out of my ex-GF house this month. Found two nice places to move, one has a Pool (Water!) the other is in a better city. Not sure what Im gonna do....a tough decision for me to make....

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