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Re: Mega Dab Chokes (MDC) [Re: Wonder Boy]
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LOL, you're proving my statement.


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Re: Mega Dab Chokes (MDC) [Re: PatrickKn]
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not gonna lie, 2016 was a hell of a year

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Re: Mega Dab Chokes (MDC) [Re: PatrickKn]
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That meme is great :justastonishing:

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Re: Mega Dab Chokes (MDC) [Re: pivotingpenguin] * 3
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pivotingpenguin said:
anyway, the weathers cooling down, and girls are starting to notice. hot girl summer is ending, and they wont be able to wear bikinis and short shorts much longer. their brains are telling them its time to find a mate, who can buy them hot coffee, lend them a hoody, and hold them through the cooler months. Make no mistake, just because these hoes suddenly want boyfriends doesnt mean theyre no longer hoes. Soon hot girl summer will end and it will officially be Thotumn. I will be there to welcome them as they mass migrate to dating apps and start posting boyfriend applications. I will take them out for lunch and they will begin to believe that I am the one to provide for them through these next few difficult months, until the weather warms back up and they can shed their clothing and boyfriend for hot girl summer once again. however, i will only take them out once or twice. as soon as the opportunity arises, i will fuck their holes and subsequently leave them, moving on to the next one. I remember that "a hoe gone be a hoe," and that these hoes would not want a boyfriend if it was still hot girl summer. I have the foresight to know the next hot girl summer is only a fraction of a year away. I have evolved to play the game and have adapted to play it well. therefore, I am, a player.


Nobody asked


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NotSheekle said
“if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”

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Re: Mega Dab Chokes (MDC) [Re: pivotingpenguin]
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i do it for the ones who cannot. for my brother who cant fuck these hoes, he is the reason i fuck 2 hoes. for the inexperienced brother who allows himself to be played by these hoes, i play these hoes. its play or be played out here. all things must come full circle.

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Re: Mega Dab Chokes (MDC) [Re: tyrannicalrex]
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tyrannicalrex said:
LOL, you're proving my statement.



No sir. It was hard to read.


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Mushrooms will birth baby slugs in your stomach if eaten.


I had a major ghostly experience. Something shattered my oven glass and there's no logical explanation.

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Re: Mega Dab Chokes (MDC) [Re: pivotingpenguin] * 3
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pivotingpenguin said:
i do it for the ones who cannot. for my brother who cant fuck these hoes, he is the reason i fuck 2 hoes. for the inexperienced brother who allows himself to be played by these hoes, i play these hoes. its play or be played out here. all things must come full circle.


You try way too hard. It honestly makes me sad for you. Just be yourself dude.

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Re: Mega Dab Chokes (MDC) [Re: Lophosaurus]
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hold on, lemme change my personality so that a stranger online thinks im being myself

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Re: Mega Dab Chokes (MDC) [Re: pivotingpenguin]
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I'm Bipolar.

Join us.


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Ascension Energy | UFOs | 2021

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Re: Lusty Night Club (LNC) [Re: pivotingpenguin]
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pivotingpenguin said:
i do it for the ones who cannot. for my brother who cant fuck these hoes, he is the reason i fuck 2 hoes. for the inexperienced brother who allows himself to be played by these hoes, i play these hoes. its play or be played out here. all things must come full circle.


And so began the start of pivotingpenguin's Nation-wide sex cult. Suddenly, underground sex clubs start popping up everywhere at dive bars where men felt like they were on the fringes of society, yearning for a place to feel accepted by his fellow brothers....and there might homemade explosives as a side project as well.

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Re: Lusty Night Club (LNC) [Re: LogicaL Chaos] * 1
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He'd be better off with a frat house because he totally seems the type of hero to be on his 10th victory lap of college like a wannabe Van Wilder

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Re: Mega Dab Chokes (MDC) [Re: koods]
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koods said:
pivotingpenguin said:
anyway, the weathers cooling down, and girls are starting to notice. hot girl summer is ending, and they wont be able to wear bikinis and short shorts much longer. their brains are telling them its time to find a mate, who can buy them hot coffee, lend them a hoody, and hold them through the cooler months. Make no mistake, just because these hoes suddenly want boyfriends doesnt mean theyre no longer hoes. Soon hot girl summer will end and it will officially be Thotumn. I will be there to welcome them as they mass migrate to dating apps and start posting boyfriend applications. I will take them out for lunch and they will begin to believe that I am the one to provide for them through these next few difficult months, until the weather warms back up and they can shed their clothing and boyfriend for hot girl summer once again. however, i will only take them out once or twice. as soon as the opportunity arises, i will fuck their holes and subsequently leave them, moving on to the next one. I remember that "a hoe gone be a hoe," and that these hoes would not want a boyfriend if it was still hot girl summer. I have the foresight to know the next hot girl summer is only a fraction of a year away. I have evolved to play the game and have adapted to play it well. therefore, I am, a player.


Nobody asked


*Nobody read that


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Re: Mega Dab Chokes (MDC) [Re: Near Dylan] * 2
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His post read like someone who hasn't gotten a lot of sex.

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Re: Lusty Night Club (LNC) [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
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LogicaL Chaos said:
pivotingpenguin said:
i do it for the ones who cannot. for my brother who cant fuck these hoes, he is the reason i fuck 2 hoes. for the inexperienced brother who allows himself to be played by these hoes, i play these hoes. its play or be played out here. all things must come full circle.


And so began the start of pivotingpenguin's Nation-wide sex cult. Suddenly, underground sex clubs start popping up everywhere at dive bars where men felt like they were on the fringes of society, yearning for a place to feel accepted by his fellow brothers....and there might homemade explosives as a side project as well.


The first rule of pivots sex club is to not talk about the sex club. The second rule is to fuck as many people as possible.


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Warning!!!
Mushrooms will birth baby slugs in your stomach if eaten.


I had a major ghostly experience. Something shattered my oven glass and there's no logical explanation.

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Re: Lusty Night Club (LNC) [Re: larry.fisherman] * 2
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larry.fisherman said:
He'd be better off with a frat house because he totally seems the type of hero to be on his 10th victory lap of college like a wannabe Van Wilder


Webster like, is it webster?


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Re: Mega Dab Chokes (MDC) [Re: larry.fisherman] * 2
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larry.fisherman said:
His post read like someone who hasn't gotten a lot of sex.


All his stories where it was supposed to be a sure thing seem to end that way. Thing is you can have decent looks and still turn women off with a shit attitude. In the last story, he had a willing sexual partner and managed to talk himself out of any action at all by disrespecting her. I doubt it really is the case that she never sucks a dick.

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Re: Mega Dab Chokes (MDC) [Re: tyrannicalrex] * 3
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tyrannicalrex said:
pivotingpenguin said:
anyway, the weathers cooling down, and girls are starting to notice. hot girl summer is ending, and they wont be able to wear bikinis and short shorts much longer. their brains are telling them its time to find a mate, who can buy them hot coffee, lend them a hoody, and hold them through the cooler months. Make no mistake, just because these hoes suddenly want boyfriends doesnt mean theyre no longer hoes. Soon hot girl summer will end and it will officially be Thotumn.

I will be there to welcome them as they mass migrate to dating apps and start posting boyfriend applications. I will take them out for lunch and they will begin to believe that I am the one to provide for them through these next few difficult months, until the weather warms back up and they can shed their clothing and boyfriend for hot girl summer once again. however, i will only take them out once or twice. as soon as the opportunity arises, i will fuck their holes and subsequently leave them, moving on to the next one. I remember that "a hoe gone be a hoe," and that these hoes would not want a boyfriend if it was still hot girl summer. I have the foresight to know the next hot girl summer is only a fraction of a year away. I have evolved to play the game and have adapted to play it well. therefore, I am, a player.


You bug me, but this is very true. Spot on. For both sides,lol.


I read this twice trying to find a single thread in this that wasn’t disgustingly vile and dehumanizing misogynistic bullshit. What on earth could you find of truth in that garbage heap?


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Maiden, Mother, and Crone.

You are Me and I am You.

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Re: Mega Dab Chokes (MDC) [Re: psi]
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bro, her body was disgusting. i respect myself enough not to put my dick in that just to pleasure her if its not gonna be pleasureable for me. these hoes love catfishing and making themselves appear much better looking online, and then showing up in person and trying to pressure attractive men into fucking them. i wont be duped into giving some smelly whale the night of her life just because i could. it wouldnt be fun for me.

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Re: Mega Dab Chokes (MDC) [Re: pivotingpenguin] * 1
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hi everyone, hope your morning is going swell.  i was able to wake up later than i usually do, which was nice.  waking up at 6 has been annoying.

tripped on some acid n nitrous yesterday, was a lot of fun.  ended up going on a cool hike with my mom.

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Re: Mega Dab Chokes (MDC) [Re: pivotingpenguin] * 4
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You wanted a blowjob from her but didn't even get that. Why do you think that is?

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