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Re: Mega Dab Chokes (MDC) [Re: Nifflerz]
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If I had the power I'd consider locking it at 99 pages for the lolz. Nah that would be too mean


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Only hope can give rise to the emotion we call despair. But it is nearly impossible for a man to try to live without hope, so I guess that leaves Man no choice but to walk around with despair as his companion.

Edited by ichugwindex (10/03/19 05:50 PM)

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Re: Mega Dab Chokes (MDC) [Re: ichugwindex]
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ichugwindex said:
If I had the power I'd consider locking it at 99 pages for the lolz.


:woah:


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ACADEMY AWARD WINNING ACTOR
WG32 KILLED HOFFA
PROFESSIONAL BALL BUFFERER
WORST NEIGHBORHOOD YARD OF 2026 WINNER
OTD’S FORMER PRODIGAL SON
TODAY IS BEER DAY

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Re: Mega Dab Chokes (MDC) [Re: watermelon mon]
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hanging out with guys is gay. i only hang out with girls and only add girls on social media/apps/my phone because im a pimp

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Re: Mega Dab Chokes (MDC) [Re: pivotingpenguin] * 5
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pivotingpenguin said:
hanging out with guys is gay. i only hang out with girls and only add girls on social media/apps/my phone because im a pimp


:coolpost:


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ACADEMY AWARD WINNING ACTOR
WG32 KILLED HOFFA
PROFESSIONAL BALL BUFFERER
WORST NEIGHBORHOOD YARD OF 2026 WINNER
OTD’S FORMER PRODIGAL SON
TODAY IS BEER DAY

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Re: Mega Dab Chokes (MDC) [Re: Wonder Boy]
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Wonder Boy said:
Maybe you haven't watched enough.


Exactly


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NotSheekle said
“if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”

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Re: Mega Dab Chokes (MDC) [Re: pivotingpenguin] * 2
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pivotingpenguin said:
hanging out with guys is gay. i only hang out with girls and only add girls on social media/apps/my phone because im a pimp


:creepylurker:


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Warning!!!
Mushrooms will birth baby slugs in your stomach if eaten.


I had a major ghostly experience. Something shattered my oven glass and there's no logical explanation.

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Re: Mega Dab Chokes (MDC) [Re: pivotingpenguin] * 2
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pivotingpenguin said:
hanging out with guys is gay. i only hang out with girls and only add girls on social media/apps/my phone because im a pimp


Sunshine, is that you?

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Re: Mega Dab Chokes (MDC) [Re: pivotingpenguin]
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pivotingpenguin said:
hanging out with guys is gay. i only hang out with girls and only add girls on social media/apps/my phone because im a pimp


If you only hang out with girls then you’re a girl


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NotSheekle said
“if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”

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Re: Mega Dab Chokes (MDC) [Re: PatrickKn]
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Is our favorite non-sensical Kung Fu Master back?

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Re: Mega Dab Chokes (MDC) [Re: pivotingpenguin] * 1
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pivotingpenguin said:
hanging out with guys is gay. i only hang out with girls and only add girls on social media/apps/my phone because im a pimp


:lol:

why is it gay ?

I've only got the shroomery

If anyone ever asks to be friends on Facebook or something usually I'll say that


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Re: Mega Dab Chokes (MDC) [Re: watermelon mon] * 2
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The only explanation is that they are so far in the closet that if they so much as share the same room with another man the whole building erupts in a glitter/confetti explosion of pure gaydom.

That or they're trolling.


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Only hope can give rise to the emotion we call despair. But it is nearly impossible for a man to try to live without hope, so I guess that leaves Man no choice but to walk around with despair as his companion.

Edited by ichugwindex (10/03/19 06:39 PM)

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Re: Mega Dab Chokes (MDC) [Re: ichugwindex] * 1
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ichugwindex said:
The only explanation is that they are so far in the closet that if they so much as share the same room with another man the whole building erupts in a glitter/confetti explosion of pure gaydom.


:lolsy:


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Re: Mega Dab Chokes (MDC) [Re: ichugwindex] * 1
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ichugwindex said:
The only explanation is that they are so far in the closet that if they so much as share the same room with another man the whole building erupts in a glitter/confetti explosion of pure gaydom.




:canthelpbutlaugh:


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ACADEMY AWARD WINNING ACTOR
WG32 KILLED HOFFA
PROFESSIONAL BALL BUFFERER
WORST NEIGHBORHOOD YARD OF 2026 WINNER
OTD’S FORMER PRODIGAL SON
TODAY IS BEER DAY

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Re: Mega Dab Chokes (MDC) [Re: Nifflerz]
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anyway, the weathers cooling down, and girls are starting to notice. hot girl summer is ending, and they wont be able to wear bikinis and short shorts much longer. their brains are telling them its time to find a mate, who can buy them hot coffee, lend them a hoody, and hold them through the cooler months. Make no mistake, just because these hoes suddenly want boyfriends doesnt mean theyre no longer hoes. Soon hot girl summer will end and it will officially be Thotumn. I will be there to welcome them as they mass migrate to dating apps and start posting boyfriend applications. I will take them out for lunch and they will begin to believe that I am the one to provide for them through these next few difficult months, until the weather warms back up and they can shed their clothing and boyfriend for hot girl summer once again. however, i will only take them out once or twice. as soon as the opportunity arises, i will fuck their holes and subsequently leave them, moving on to the next one. I remember that "a hoe gone be a hoe," and that these hoes would not want a boyfriend if it was still hot girl summer. I have the foresight to know the next hot girl summer is only a fraction of a year away. I have evolved to play the game and have adapted to play it well. therefore, I am, a player.

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Re: Mega Dab Chokes (MDC) [Re: pivotingpenguin] * 3
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:havesomescience:

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Re: Mega Dab Chokes (MDC) [Re: pivotingpenguin]
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pivotingpenguin said:
anyway, the weathers cooling down, and girls are starting to notice. hot girl summer is ending, and they wont be able to wear bikinis and short shorts much longer. their brains are telling them its time to find a mate, who can buy them hot coffee, lend them a hoody, and hold them through the cooler months. Make no mistake, just because these hoes suddenly want boyfriends doesnt mean theyre no longer hoes. Soon hot girl summer will end and it will officially be Thotumn.

I will be there to welcome them as they mass migrate to dating apps and start posting boyfriend applications. I will take them out for lunch and they will begin to believe that I am the one to provide for them through these next few difficult months, until the weather warms back up and they can shed their clothing and boyfriend for hot girl summer once again. however, i will only take them out once or twice. as soon as the opportunity arises, i will fuck their holes and subsequently leave them, moving on to the next one. I remember that "a hoe gone be a hoe," and that these hoes would not want a boyfriend if it was still hot girl summer. I have the foresight to know the next hot girl summer is only a fraction of a year away. I have evolved to play the game and have adapted to play it well. therefore, I am, a player.


You bug me, but this is very true. Spot on. For both sides,lol.


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Re: Mega Dab Chokes (MDC) [Re: pivotingpenguin]
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pivotingpenguin said:
anyway, the weathers cooling down, and girls are starting to notice. hot girl summer is ending, and they wont be able to wear bikinis and short shorts much longer. their brains are telling them its time to find a mate, who can buy them hot coffee, lend them a hoody, and hold them through the cooler months. Make no mistake, just because these hoes suddenly want boyfriends doesnt mean theyre no longer hoes. Soon hot girl summer will end and it will officially be Thotumn. I will be there to welcome them as they mass migrate to dating apps and start posting boyfriend applications. I will take them out for lunch and they will begin to believe that I am the one to provide for them through these next few difficult months, until the weather warms back up and they can shed their clothing and boyfriend for hot girl summer once again. however, i will only take them out once or twice. as soon as the opportunity arises, i will fuck their holes and subsequently leave them, moving on to the next one. I remember that "a hoe gone be a hoe," and that these hoes would not want a boyfriend if it was still hot girl summer. I have the foresight to know the next hot girl summer is only a fraction of a year away. I have evolved to play the game and have adapted to play it well. therefore, I am, a player.


That's some wise shit right there. Too bad it's a fucking wall of words. Jesus Christ that was hard to read.


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Warning!!!
Mushrooms will birth baby slugs in your stomach if eaten.


I had a major ghostly experience. Something shattered my oven glass and there's no logical explanation.

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Re: Mega Dab Chokes (MDC) [Re: Wonder Boy]
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It's really just one decent paragraph you adhd millennial fuck!:smirk:


Hey PP, what the fuck is Thotumn?


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Re: Mega Dab Chokes (MDC) [Re: tyrannicalrex] * 1
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This isn't a fucking school paper. It's a website that 90% post from our phones. Tiny little screened phones. I counted 29 lines.


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