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Re: How to avoid jail thread. [Re: SARAtonin]
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SARAtonin said:
Be white.



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Re: How to avoid jail thread. [Re: Mythos]
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FOAF had a dealer once who just drove around with pounds. He'd meet in like a parking lot and weigh out weed in his car. If he ever gets pulled over he's totally screwed, dude's car reeks. I guess don't be that guy.


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Here's what we can do to change the world, right now, to a better ride. Take all that money we spend on weapons and defense each year, and instead spend it feeding, clothing and educating the poor of the world, which it would many times over, not one human being excluded, and we can explore space together, both inner and outer, forever, in peace.

-Bill Hicks

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Re: How to avoid jail thread. [Re: Yando]
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My sense of smell was strong last night.  I could smell the french fries in peoples cars as they drove by.  One dude playing music car smelled like old fast food and some cologne body odor going on.


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"in sterquiliniis invenitur in stercore invenitur"

In filth it will be found in dung it will be found

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Re: How to avoid jail thread. [Re: Morel Guy]
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I've been to jail dozens of times. I am not proud, but in my younger years I was a seasoned criminal.

So.. now that I'm all grown up it's easy to stay out of jail. I keep every kind of shady out of my life, I don't do any wrong to anyone ever, I don't steal, and I try to be genuinely kind and nice to everyone. I do react to complete ass holes though. Especially on the road.


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Warning!!!
Mushrooms will birth baby slugs in your stomach if eaten.


I had a major ghostly experience. Something shattered my oven glass and there's no logical explanation.

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Re: How to avoid jail thread. [Re: Wonder Boy]
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I like to play with the panty line of getting arrested. I take pictures of my ass cheeks at the movie theatre camera kiosk. I walk by a police station with wide pupils and no one else knows. Fuck em!

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Re: How to avoid jail thread. [Re: Cosmic Eye]
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don’t get lazy

If you’re going to break the law take the time and effort to do everything you can not to get caught

Have one backpack or bag that you keep anything illegal in and never put it in any other bag or pocket or whatever

I mean make it as close to impossible as possible to have residue or forget where something is

Even at home keep anything illegal out of sight and in its proper place

If you need it - use it briefly then put it away immediately - even if you live alone

Ironic perhaps since I’m posting here but don’t text or talk about illegal activities on your phone


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[quote]Asante said:
You constantly make posts thatr fling middle school insults at people you don't like mixed in with maladjusted psychopathic comments about wanting to beat up the other poster with a crowbar.

You know how shit you are, you just don't give a fuck for precisely that reason.

I disendorse you.[/quote]

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Re: How to avoid jail thread. [Re: Mythos]
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Mythos said:
SARAtonin said:
Be white.




I've seen so many white people in jail. Not sure if that was a shit/facetious post.


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Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.

It's just a shot away..

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Re: How to avoid jail thread. [Re: SARAtonin] * 1
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SARAtonin said:
Be white.


:thatsracist:


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Re: How to avoid jail thread. [Re: Wonder Boy]
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Nah


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Re: How to avoid jail thread. [Re: Mythos] * 1
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Um.. yeah, yeah it is racist.


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Re: How to avoid jail thread. [Re: Wonder Boy] * 1
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no, racist is if you say how to be in jail, be black


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For most of the normies out there, an operating system is just a bootloader for Google Chrome.

And I don't know what the mantis is praying for
But he's probably just thanking the Lord
That he don't live in a home
And he don't got a phone
And he don't sit around all angry and bored
(He's just a bug)

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Re: How to avoid jail thread. [Re: gopher] * 1
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Yes... She saying that being white will keep you out of jail. Which means.... Dum dum dum... If you're of color you're going to jail.

:thatsracist:


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Warning!!!
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I had a major ghostly experience. Something shattered my oven glass and there's no logical explanation.

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Re: How to avoid jail thread. [Re: Wonder Boy]
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no, its not racist because it was about white people


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For most of the normies out there, an operating system is just a bootloader for Google Chrome.

And I don't know what the mantis is praying for
But he's probably just thanking the Lord
That he don't live in a home
And he don't got a phone
And he don't sit around all angry and bored
(He's just a bug)

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Re: How to avoid jail thread. [Re: gopher] * 2
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Reverse racism


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Warning!!!
Mushrooms will birth baby slugs in your stomach if eaten.


I had a major ghostly experience. Something shattered my oven glass and there's no logical explanation.

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Re: How to avoid jail thread. [Re: Wonder Boy] * 1
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Thinking they won’t put your white ass in jail is a great way to end up in jail.


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[quote]Asante said:
You constantly make posts thatr fling middle school insults at people you don't like mixed in with maladjusted psychopathic comments about wanting to beat up the other poster with a crowbar.

You know how shit you are, you just don't give a fuck for precisely that reason.

I disendorse you.[/quote]

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Re: How to avoid jail thread. [Re: TheFakeSunRa]
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TheFakeSunRa said:
Thinking they won’t put your white ass in jail is a great way to end up in jail.



We have a winner!


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Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.

It's just a shot away..

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Re: How to avoid jail thread. [Re: TheFakeSunRa]
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TheFakeSunRa said:
Thinking they won’t put your white ass in jail is a great way to end up in jail.




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https://youtu.be/cTsEzmFamZ8

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Re: How to avoid jail thread. [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
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Bill_Oreilly said:
TheFakeSunRa said:
Thinking they won’t put your white ass in jail is a great way to end up in jail.



We have a winner!


I was getting there... I'm just not as smart as others..

:unwanted:


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Warning!!!
Mushrooms will birth baby slugs in your stomach if eaten.


I had a major ghostly experience. Something shattered my oven glass and there's no logical explanation.

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Re: How to avoid jail thread. [Re: Wonder Boy]
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Wonder Boy said:
Bill_Oreilly said:
TheFakeSunRa said:
Thinking they won’t put your white ass in jail is a great way to end up in jail.



We have a winner!


I was getting there... I'm just not as smart as others..

:unwanted:



You'll get em next time, sport


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Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.

It's just a shot away..

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Re: How to avoid jail thread. [Re: Wonder Boy] * 1
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Don't date a bitch.  When I was on paper for a felony I was sleeping with the mayors grand daughter.  Her aunt was also a high powered divorce attorney and neighbors with the judge over my case.

She was a crack user and once she brought a friend of mine that she was sleeping with into the pizza shop I lived above and visited daily.  She had tried to get a restraining order and the judge made it part of probation.  She was there obviously there to harass me.

I've seen how the law works in this country and it's as bad as any nation. Probably worse.  The shit the govt and their friends get away with is dirtier than my ex's cunt.

I wouldn't even report a crime.  Lot's of times that gets the wrong attention.  From trying to help to being harrased by the cops, to being a suspect.


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"in sterquiliniis invenitur in stercore invenitur"

In filth it will be found in dung it will be found

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